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Old 03-29-2006, 11:39 AM     Post subject: Hellmuth is a donkey #1 (permalink)  
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I didn't see this posted anywhere so I figured I would post it here so everyone can see it. Yes I know this is the community but this is a humour post and the most traffic will see it in here. Phil Helmuth was playing on UB 50/100 NL last nite. Ilikeaces86 and bmxicle put 2k a piece to play him. Results:

Hand #30428671-9221 at Waterbury (No Limit Hold'em)
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Started at 29/Mar/06 04:32:43

PhilHellmuth is at seat 0 with $23009.
gandi9 is at seat 1 with $11844.
thepowerofPU is at seat 2 with $2080.
TossiM is at seat 3 with $19588.
moony1 is at seat 4 with $12040.
farmedfish is at seat 5 with $4791.
The button is at seat 3.

moony1 posts the small blind of $50.
farmedfish posts the big blind of $100.
(thepowerofPU did not post OT, is sitting out.)

PhilHellmuth: -- --
gandi9: -- --
TossiM: -- --
moony1: -- --
farmedfish: -- --

Pre-flop:

PhilHellmuth calls. gandi9 folds. TossiM calls.
moony1 calls. farmedfish raises to $450.
PhilHellmuth calls. TossiM calls. moony1 calls.

Flop (board: Qs 4d 5c):

moony1 checks. farmedfish bets $900. PhilHellmuth
calls. TossiM folds. moony1 folds.

Turn (board: Qs 4d 5c 8s):

farmedfish bets $1700. PhilHellmuth calls.

River (board: Qs 4d 5c 8s 6c):

farmedfish goes all-in for $1741. PhilHellmuth calls.




Showdown:

farmedfish shows Qh Qd.
farmedfish has Qh Qd Qs 8s 6c: three queens.
PhilHellmuth shows 2h 3h.
PhilHellmuth has 2h 3h 4d 5c 6c: straight, six high.


Hand #30428671-9221 Summary:

$2 is raked from a pot of $10482.
PhilHellmuth wins $10480 with straight, six high.
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Old 03-29-2006, 11:56 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 03-29-2006, 01:51 PM #3 (permalink)  
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 Imagine if a hand like this happened on TV where Phil was holding the QQQ. All hell would have broken loose...
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Old 03-29-2006, 02:28 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Phil bustin up on the little guy.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 03-29-2006, 02:33 PM #5 (permalink)  
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So bmx, DOD:S today?
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Old 03-29-2006, 02:47 PM #7 (permalink)  
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You guys been watching Phil on High Stakes poker on the Game Show Network? He is definately the fish at the table. Its been hilarious watching him loose all his money and still talk about how great he is. He played a hand vs Daniel so poorly last time that it shocked me. He basically told daniel his hand on 4th street. Still calls daniels bet. Dosnt improve on the river and still pays of daniel with his top pair and extremely weak kicker. Then he starts to say shit about Daniel like "I knew he was weak preflop (A-10)" when phil was playing A-4.
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Old 03-30-2006, 12:37 AM #8 (permalink)  
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normally he just buys in for 2k, but he got up to like 30k and everyone was taking shots at him.
 
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Old 03-30-2006, 01:43 AM     Post subject: Re: Hellmuth is a donkey #10 (permalink)  
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Originally Posted by lambchopdc
I didn't see this posted anywhere so I figured I would post it here so everyone can see it. Yes I know this is the community but this is a humour post and the most traffic will see it in here. Phil Helmuth was playing on UB 50/100 NL last nite. Ilikeaces86 and bmxicle put 2k a piece to play him. Results:

Hand #30428671-9221 at Waterbury (No Limit Hold'em)
Powered by UltimateBet
Started at 29/Mar/06 04:32:43

PhilHellmuth is at seat 0 with $23009.
gandi9 is at seat 1 with $11844.
thepowerofPU is at seat 2 with $2080.
TossiM is at seat 3 with $19588.
moony1 is at seat 4 with $12040.
farmedfish is at seat 5 with $4791.
The button is at seat 3.

moony1 posts the small blind of $50.
farmedfish posts the big blind of $100.
(thepowerofPU did not post OT, is sitting out.)

PhilHellmuth: -- --
gandi9: -- --
TossiM: -- --
moony1: -- --
farmedfish: -- --

Pre-flop:

PhilHellmuth calls. gandi9 folds. TossiM calls.
moony1 calls. farmedfish raises to $450.
PhilHellmuth calls. TossiM calls. moony1 calls.

Flop (board: Qs 4d 5c):

moony1 checks. farmedfish bets $900. PhilHellmuth
calls. TossiM folds. moony1 folds.

Turn (board: Qs 4d 5c 8s):

farmedfish bets $1700. PhilHellmuth calls.

River (board: Qs 4d 5c 8s 6c):

farmedfish goes all-in for $1741. PhilHellmuth calls.




Showdown:

farmedfish shows Qh Qd.
farmedfish has Qh Qd Qs 8s 6c: three queens.
PhilHellmuth shows 2h 3h.
PhilHellmuth has 2h 3h 4d 5c 6c: straight, six high.


Hand #30428671-9221 Summary:

$2 is raked from a pot of $10482.
PhilHellmuth wins $10480 with straight, six high.
LOL i saw that hand....a friend of mine was playing in that game
 
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Old 04-04-2006, 07:50 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 04-04-2006, 08:23 PM #12 (permalink)  
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I jsut got HL2 and CS:S. I'll have to get DOD:S and have some fun with you ladies.
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Old 04-04-2006, 08:24 PM #13 (permalink)  
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I jsut got HL2 and CS:S. I'll have to get DOD:S and have some fun with you ladies.
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Old 04-04-2006, 11:32 PM #14 (permalink)  
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