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Les_Worm
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01-06-2006, 07:12 PM
Post subject: He can dodge bullets, baby!
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4-of-a-Kind
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And also dodge going to the gym.
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Warpe
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01-06-2006, 07:45 PM
Post subject: Re: He can dodge bullets, baby!
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Originally Posted by Les_Worm
And also dodge going to the gym.
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new avatar for you, Muxy
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Rondavu
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He looks like a balogna sandwich
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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stoltzy
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why go to the gym when you can dodge bullets?
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Rondavu
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Look at the mirror reflection of his back in the sliding glass. Jaba the Balcony Hut.
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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I wish I could sculpt a body like that.
He's clever, he sandbags his appearence but get close and he'll roundhouse kick you to hell.
He trained with Chuck Norris, I heard.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Warpe
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I wouldn't tangle with him. The weight advantage alone...
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SmackinYaUp
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I wish I could sculpt a body like that.
He's clever, he sandbags his appearence but get close and he'll roundhouse kick you to hell.
He trained with Chuck Norris, I heard.
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1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
3. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
4. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
5. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
6. Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
7. Wilt Chamberlin claims to of slept with over 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
8. As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
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He who drinks beer sleeps well.
He who sleeps well cannot sin.
He who does not sin goes to Heaven.
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Muxy
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Is this Phil Hellmuth?
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koolmoe
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Originally Posted by SmackinYaUp
8. As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
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This is obviously not true. Mercury Morris is not Italian.
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Poker is freedom
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Rondavu
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Originally Posted by SmackinYaUp
6. Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
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LMAO
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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