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HAY GUYZ CHECK OUT MY BREASTZ
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04-27-2006, 04:52 PM
Post subject: HAY GUYZ CHECK OUT MY BREASTZ
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: SITTING ON 'RILLA'S FINGER
Posts: 263
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HAY GUYZ, a few days ago I was rubbing myself in the breastz while I was in the shower when I felt a lump under my right nipple. I was like "OMG IT'S A TUMOR," and I started like, TOTALLY freaking out ya know, because like I got like this mental image of me at the beach with only my left tit, and I was like "OMG I'M SO BEAUTIFUL, HOW CAN SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO ME!" Then my buddy who knows a lot about breast cancer came over, and I had him rub my breastz in a circular motion to feel for irregularities, and like I feared, he told me that my right breast was like TOTALLY TUMOROUS.
So I was like, "OMG SHOULD I GET A MAMAGRAM?" but my buddy was like "nah, mamagrams don't work on dudes." He told me he was positive that I had a tumor growing in my right breast, and that the only way to make the cancer go away was to have someone suck the poison out through the nipple. So I asked my friend to perform this procedure on me, and apparently it worked, because I don't have breast cancer anymore.
NSFW (sorry to disappoint, but I'm not in the video, it's just some random hot chick checking herself out)
http://www.aquanautique.com/breasts/
http://www.checkoutmybreasts.com
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