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d0zer
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08-14-2008, 02:49 AM
Post subject: Have you ever pissed in a bottle while playing poker?
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This seriously needed a poll...
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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yes quite a few times
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i just piss in bottles
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Ragnar4
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No, that's fuckin' ridiculous. You just piss your pants and move on.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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BankItDrew
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I prefer to go to the mens room tyvm
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
I prefer to go to the mens room tyvm
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Leaking oil?
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UG
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in high school I once pissed in a miller lite bottle at a party and put it back in the fridge
not sure if anyone drank it, but at the time it was hilarious for some reason
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nice_aiau
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Originally Posted by UG
in high school I once pissed in a miller lite bottle at a party and put it back in the fridge
not sure if anyone drank it, but at the time it was hilarious for some reason
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haha 
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thizzSantaCruz
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lol speaking of people drinking piss back at our high school graduation 2 guys unknowingly beer bonged piss, it was pretty disgusting. I have also 2 girls take 2 shots of piss thinking it was vodka.
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SaulPaul
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fuck me thats sick
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jyms
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i have pissed in a bottle, but I voted no becasue the bottle was in my truck and I was in dead stopped, long weekend traffic. Playing cash games affords me the ability to plan ahead and sit out when needed.
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BennyLaRue
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I can see a wide mouth Gatorade bottle, but a beer bottle?
Pencildicks, imo.
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d0zer
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Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
lol speaking of people drinking piss back at our high school graduation 2 guys unknowingly beer bonged piss, it was pretty disgusting. I have also 2 girls take 2 shots of piss thinking it was vodka.
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Hah. Those 'two story' beer bongs are the worst. At this one cottage party I watched people throw all sorts of crap in this 15' long one -- the 'consumers' obviously couldn't see was was going in. No piss, but plenty of spit, whiskey, nasty shooters to go along with the various beer.
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Never peed in a bottle playing poker before but, this one time, my toilet was busted and two girls came over and one of them really needed to take a dump and all I had was a cup. Got the whole thing on video if you want to check it out sometime.
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bigred
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Originally Posted by Warpe
Never peed in a bottle playing poker before but, this one time, my toilet was busted and two girls came over and one of them really needed to take a dump and all I had was a cup. Got the whole thing on video if you want to check it out sometime.
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I don't believe you, evidence?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Warpe
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would I shit you?
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bigred
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Originally Posted by Warpe
would I shit you?
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Are we talking with or without a cup here?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Two girls one cup ...lol...google it
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d0zer
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Originally Posted by Warpe
Never peed in a bottle playing poker before but, this one time, my toilet was busted and two girls came over and one of them really needed to take a dump and all I had was a cup. Got the whole thing on video if you want to check it out sometime.
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I think I've seen that one.
In addition to your toilet being busted, were you also out of food 
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bigred
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Originally Posted by Stripclubjunkie
Two girls one cup ...lol...google it
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Best or worst post of thread imo
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