Originally Posted by Miffed22001

So, the sports club decides to get together with some other ones and arrange a 'race nite'
Basically you go along bet on a random horse and hope it wins.

So yeah. My 10 to 1, and 11 to 1 shots come in and im £20 up.
i own.

Then for the last race they decide to auction off the horses to the people who are their and whoever buys the winning horse gets a £100 ($200) valentines meal for free (3 courses champers teh works)
So yeah i make a late bid and get a horse on the cheap for £15
It won
So i happened to have taken my blow up doll this not being serious and all and now my valentines is fixed.
Unlucky all you's who have to pay or dont have a blow up doll
HAHAHAH
in the words of boost
I own
kthxgg.

Originally Posted by boostNslide

bulletts, I know what youre saying, but I bet youll give youre kids presents on xmas. Xmas is just as much a contorted and twisted holiday. I guess if you are just using that front as a reason to get out of having to buy her shit and stuff.. well thats cool. I personally get a huge kick out of buying my girl stuff, just how I am.

Originally Posted by ProZachNation

Party in my pants, your all invited.

Originally Posted by Les_Worm

You mean party in your mouth, I heard everyones cumming.

Originally Posted by WildBobAA

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Originally Posted by vqc

awww ur such a sweetheart boost.

Originally Posted by boostNslide

vincents away message on AIM:

Auto response from The GrindHer: napping, then studying

LOVE U SWEETIEPIE! See u in less than a week. I hope ur book is as exciting as u are =D. LOVE U!


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHROFLROFLHAHAH ROFLAHAHAH thats funnier then a ginger suspended in the air on a 12ft pike through thier torso.

Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED

party in my rectal cavity, only black dudes invited

Originally Posted by WildBobAA

Due if uckning ha vet oget fuckkgn earrings fo my fucing figrlf riend wtf is up waht athis ti she sis ufkcing expensive womgw tfi stha this

Originally Posted by xBULLETTSx

I told my g/f when we first started seeing each other (6 years ago) that I dont celebrate V day, I went on about how it was a holiday created by the "Card Companies" yada, yada..and I didnt think I should have to do something special on this certin day just to show someone I love them, cuz if I did I would show them every day....Well, she bought it!! and to this day I have not had to do anything "Special" for her when the time rolls around. I may get her a card, or some scratch ticketts or something, but none of that crazy stuff most guys get sucked into doing just to get the good Vday bedroom play. That is my "Special" gift to her.....lol

Originally Posted by cardsman1992

AMEN BROTHER!!!

I have hated V-Day since I was in school and continue to hate it to this day. It was too much like D-Day to me. I was upfront with my first wife that I didn't celebrate the "card company holiday". She didn't like it but she didn't fight it. Same with my current wife. I would much rather celebrate a day unique and special to the both of us (like an anniversary). I go all out for the birthday and the anniversary, so it's not like I am some insensitive pig. Just don't do Feb 14th beyond maybe a card.....

Originally Posted by xBULLETTSx

Its not that I am angry..... Have you ever been with a chick who you really liked, Vday came around and you tried your best to impress her or show how much you really care?? only for it backfire in your face? This is what I avoid. I remember back about 8 years ago, I was seeing this girl and wanted to do something special for her. I asked her to meet me at this restaurant so we could have a bite to eat, we met up and supper went OK, (a bit pricy due to the restaurant) but good none the less, we left and I had got us a couple of tickets to some play she had been going on about for a few weeks, on the drive there she started to complain a bit of an upset stomach, we got to the theater and got our seats. Almost a half an hour into this thing she gets up and dashes out without saying a word, I didnt think too much of it, After 20 minutes I decided to go see if I could find her.....well I did!!....laying on a streatcher in the lobby with a few paramedics standing about, I rushed over to see what was wrong....she apearently fainted after she ate some bad Oysters at the restaurant and was now dealing with food poisioning. I followed behind them and when we got to the hospital I sat in the waiting room for almost 6 hours. while she had he stomach pumped and all that good stuff. Finally after the wait I was allowed to go in to her room, she did nothing but curse me out for an hour about how it was my fault that she was sick, if I haden't picked that restaurant she would be fine...not to mention I wasted the money on the play ($60 per seat!!) All in all, I spent over $200 to sit in the Hospital for 6 hours. And didnt even get a "Thanks, its the thought that counts" she then went on to tell her friends how I ruined VDay.... and still didnt get any play.....................this is what I try to avoid!