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Old 08-20-2008, 03:07 PM     Post subject: Has your mom ever smelled your wang before? #1 (permalink)  
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This is normal...right?

...right?

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Old 08-20-2008, 04:24 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 08-20-2008, 04:30 PM #3 (permalink)  
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I entered this thread just to rate it a 1.
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Old 08-20-2008, 04:49 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 08-20-2008, 05:07 PM #5 (permalink)  
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you guys suck as badly as this new rating system
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Old 08-20-2008, 05:10 PM #6 (permalink)  
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This is friggn hilarious LOL. Can't believe the tight asses on this forum LOL
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Old 08-20-2008, 05:32 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Bangin bitches in a creek at 14, ball leeches, and weiner sniffing?
Crazy kids these days and their crazy shenannigans
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Old 08-20-2008, 05:36 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Girlfriend:
Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!

Girlfriend:
Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?

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Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
 
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Old 08-20-2008, 05:52 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 08-20-2008, 06:02 PM #11 (permalink)  
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old people are funny
LOL OPERATIONS
 
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Old 08-20-2008, 06:07 PM #12 (permalink)  
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@ warpe
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Old 08-20-2008, 06:15 PM #13 (permalink)  
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19XmN...eature=related
 
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Old 08-20-2008, 06:24 PM #14 (permalink)  
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19XmNXeAvIg&feature=related
How the fuck did you know it exists?

I can't help but click on her other well known song, such as: I need to touch your anus, Nigga you my babys crack baby, and I fuck like a prostitute.

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Old 08-20-2008, 06:27 PM #15 (permalink)  
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How the fuck did you know it exists?
google sn>scan posts on p5s>find related gems
 
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Old 08-21-2008, 01:44 AM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 08-21-2008, 01:50 AM #17 (permalink)  
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wait, so why is this weird
LOL OPERATIONS
 
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Old 08-21-2008, 01:52 AM #18 (permalink)  
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wait, so why is this weird
It's not, it's sexy!

*Oedipussterbates*
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Old 08-21-2008, 01:54 AM #19 (permalink)  
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wait, so why is this weird
It's not, it's sexy!

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I gave you a 1 because you probably didn't gouge out your eyes.
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Old 08-21-2008, 02:24 AM #20 (permalink)  
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Where it says "edit: With pic now" ...

...

...well....I wanna see that pic
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Old 08-21-2008, 03:15 AM #21 (permalink)  
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I think it's the ipod pic.
 
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Old 08-21-2008, 04:37 AM #22 (permalink)  
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wait, so why is this weird
QFT
apparently this dick sniffing is a popular pastime

bigred in action?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-LOqJXKDkA
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Old 08-21-2008, 02:06 PM #23 (permalink)  
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Don't you mean my mom in action? Please read topic and properly prepare yourself next time.
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Old 08-21-2008, 05:21 PM #24 (permalink)  
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wait, so why is this weird
QFT
apparently this dick sniffing is a popular pastime

bigred in action?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-LOqJXKDkA
omfg this needs viewing
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Old 08-21-2008, 05:36 PM #25 (permalink)  
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wow this is really weird

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dick sniffer??

wtf?
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wtf?
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Old 08-22-2008, 12:03 PM #28 (permalink)  
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wtf?... why isn't my post count going up for posting in Community! How the fuck am i supposed to post my spam if I can't get to 10 posts!!!!!
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