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lambchopdc
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02-10-2006, 05:45 PM
Post subject: Has valentine's day hit a new low?
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AHiltz
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4-of-a-Kind
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Irisheyes
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4-of-a-Kind
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Sombody with a gf please give them this and report back with a reaction. You know it would be funny.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Since when was a holiday started by hallmark ever high? It's been nothing but low.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Irisheyes
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4-of-a-Kind
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Aww... Is Bigred feeling kinda lonely this time of year...
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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UB just bwned your girlfriend.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Rondavu
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4-of-a-Kind
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How about giving your girlfriend a gift basket including the UB gift card, some playboys and porn videos, star wars DVDs, condoms, cigars, and an ex con serial killer named "Pippy". Tell her you wanna watch Pippy have sex with her while choking her at the same time. It will make the orgasm more intense based on fear of dying.
Disclaimer: Murder and violence are bad. Pippy is a funny name for a serial killer.
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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Irisheyes
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4-of-a-Kind
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I had a gf two years ago and I gave her a toilet seat that I found on the construction site I worked on at the time.
Good thing she saw the funny side n I gave her some other shit a few hours later.
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Rondavu
How about giving your girlfriend a gift basket including the UB gift card, some playboys and porn videos, star wars DVDs, condoms, cigars, and an ex con serial killer named "Pippy". Tell her you wanna watch Pippy have sex with her while choking her at the same time. It will make the orgasm more intense based on fear of dying.
Disclaimer: Murder and violence are bad. Pippy is a funny name for a serial killer. |
When Im filthy rich, Ill be contacting you. Ill need a good jester after all...
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Rondavu
How about giving your girlfriend a gift basket including the UB gift card, some playboys and porn videos, star wars DVDs, condoms, cigars, and an ex con serial killer named "Pippy". Tell her you wanna watch Pippy have sex with her while choking her at the same time. It will make the orgasm more intense based on fear of dying.
Disclaimer: Murder and violence are bad. Pippy is a funny name for a serial killer. |
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