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Chopper
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10-22-2007, 05:16 AM
Post subject: has this been done before?
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Straight Flush
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you know you're a poker addict when...
..you play for 4 hours and stop to watch High Stakes Poker.
..FTR is your homepage.
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
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you and me both
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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WillburForce
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Flush
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...turn down a shag, promise your girlfriend you'll be in bed by 3am, look at the clock and its 6am, but still feel happy cause you're up $5.....
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grnydrowave2
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Full House
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Originally Posted by WillburForce
...turn down a shag, promise your girlfriend you'll be in bed by 3am, look at the clock and its 6am, but still feel happy cause you're up $5.....
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I think that's a different problem entirely. 
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<SrslySirius> Hal Lubarsky, my nemesis.
<SaltLick> are you seriously losing to a blind guy
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Jibalob
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Flush
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...When you start clicking the mouse buttons with your thumbs because your fingers cant take any more.
When you wake up extremely tired in the morning and think "I'm not going to work today, I'll just fold instead" (this used to happen to me alot lol)
When you're doing your girl and shout "ALL IN" just before entry (ok, I havent actually done that but may be tempted next time)
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PLEASE READ ULTIMATE BET THREAD IN "ONLINE POKER ROOMS" FORUM
Wait, this is .05/.10 and you got sexied, I can't believe that shit, limit must really be dying.[/quote]
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Da GOAT
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by Jibalob
"I'm not going to work today, I'll just fold instead"
When you're doing your girl and shout "ALL IN" just before entry |
2 great lines in 1 great post
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Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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Deanglow
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Moderator
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you find out your chinese language teacher lives one floor above you and says "i will come visit many times" then you call your friend and tell him about the worst hit out of your life. (yesterday)
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Chopper
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by Jibalob
When you wake up extremely tired in the morning and think "I'm not going to work today, I'll just fold instead" (this used to happen to me alot lol)
When you're doing your girl and shout "ALL IN" just before entry (ok, I havent actually done that but may be tempted next time) |
i laughed once....then, twice. the second provides a visual like no other.
nicely played.
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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Jibalob
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Flush
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Originally Posted by Da GOAT
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Originally Posted by Jibalob
"I'm not going to work today, I'll just fold instead"
When you're doing your girl and shout "ALL IN" just before entry |
2 great lines in 1 great post |
TY TY 
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PLEASE READ ULTIMATE BET THREAD IN "ONLINE POKER ROOMS" FORUM
Wait, this is .05/.10 and you got sexied, I can't believe that shit, limit must really be dying.[/quote]
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kingnat
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Jibalob
When you're doing your girl and shout "ALL IN" just before entry
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How 'bout making like Hellmuth on HSP... before finishing all-in you try to ask the Jewish guy watching in the corner for insurance in case of pregnancy....
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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ChrisTheFish
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Flush
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When you 8 table 6 max for 12 hours, while watching the entire series 4 of HSP and various WSOP episodes, then instead of going to sleep, go to a mates to play a home game?
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Taxi
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Straight
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You think of everything you buy in terms of buy ins
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kingnat
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Taxi
You think of everything you buy in terms of buy ins
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In college a case of Natural Light was $8.88... I rounded that to $10, but EVERYTHING in my life other than rent and bills became a question of whether I'd prefer to buy that something or more beer... Not surprisingly.. I spent almost no money on anything in college other than beer.
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by Taxi
You think of everything you buy in terms of buy ins
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I do this in terms of BB at fast food places.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Chopper
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Straight Flush
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...you look at the restaurant bill like its your hole cards.
...you reach in your pocket for a red chip and toss it to the gal across the table saying, "now be a good little girl and grab daddy a beer." then, you realize it was your wife you threw the chip at.
...you wear sunglasses while playing online.
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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Chopper
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Straight Flush
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sorry...you wear A GREEN VISOR while playing online.
...you shuffle chips while online.
...you log on when you take a shit, and brag about it to friends.
...you set up troll dolls around the computer while online.
...you karate chop the trolls when you take a bad beat.
...you've written a college paper on poker. (i know who you guys are...lol)
...you quit college to focus on your CAREER PATH. (and i know who you guys are, too...lol)
...you have graduated from "playing for beer money" to "playing for rent money."
c'mon, guys, think.
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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Chopper
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Dec 2005
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TRIPLE POST ALERT.
...you just emailed your brother that you are no longer a full house because you just sent your 1500th post.
LOL, 1501.
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Response to your titles: yah. But whatev.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Ravageur
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Official Montreal SwampRat
Full House
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Originally Posted by Jibalob
When you're doing your girl and shout "ALL IN" just before entry (ok, I havent actually done that but may be tempted next time) |
This is awesome
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Family Cruise IMO
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EzDuzIt
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Chopper
LOL, 1501.
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no?
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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Originally Posted by Chopper
...you karate chop the trolls when you take a bad beat.
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YA FUCK TROLLS
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Chopper
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Straight Flush
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Location: St. Louis, MO
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Originally Posted by EzDuzIt
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Originally Posted by Chopper
LOL, 1501.
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no? |
yeah, i thought that was weird, too. but, i swear i saw it at 1500 before i opened up the triple.
backfired...lol. so, 'tis tru, you can have over a thousand posts and still be a NOOOOOOOOOB.
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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Warpe
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Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Canuckistan
Posts: 3,905
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Originally Posted by Ravageur
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Originally Posted by Jibalob
When you're doing your girl and shout "ALL IN" just before entry (ok, I havent actually done that but may be tempted next time) |
This is awesome |
shortstacks should never do this
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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Would you instacall my wide range?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Warpe
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Moderator
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Location: Canuckistan
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I'd rather come over the top.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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Then you better be prepared to shove all night long.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Warpe
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Moderator
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Location: Canuckistan
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*awkward*
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Chopper
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Dec 2005
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very well played
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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mrhappy333
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Full House
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you drive down the street and see 55mph and think, pocket fives
you see a licsense plate AK-QW12 and think, Ace King
or in the case of one of my Ex girlfriends car that I seen, hers starts off AQ-XXXX and I think to my self, hmm Ace Queen
Think of all of lifes situations as either +EV or -EV
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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gabe
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Moderator
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Originally Posted by Taxi
You think of everything you buy in terms of buy ins
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or big blinds
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Ash256
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: UK
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You apply Expected Value to everything
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Pelion
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by WillburForce
...turn down a shag, promise your girlfriend you'll be in bed by 3am, look at the clock and its 6am, but still feel happy cause you're up $5.....
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Because you didnt pay her the $5?
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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vqc
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Straight Flush
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the simpsons did it.
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biondino
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4-of-a-Kind
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You play Blackjack and open fold 74o
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Jibalob
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Flush
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Out of my roll
Posts: 512
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Originally Posted by biondino
You play Blackjack and open fold 74o
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Lol.. just after my casino whoring adventure I found myself getting over excited with all kinds of random hands / flops. In one particular tourney I remember slinding the raise bar up to all-in because the dealer had bust (ie, the flop was over 21) .... luckily I realised what I was doing before I threw all my chips in the middle with T high
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PLEASE READ ULTIMATE BET THREAD IN "ONLINE POKER ROOMS" FORUM
Wait, this is .05/.10 and you got sexied, I can't believe that shit, limit must really be dying.[/quote]
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Chopper
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: St. Louis, MO
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Originally Posted by biondino
You play Blackjack and open fold 74o
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that one made me laugh. because i've almost done it myself.
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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Sheetah
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Flush
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... you go to your local Bank to ask for a loan saying: "Can you stake me? What's the rake?"
... offer rope to a desparate man with suicidal tendencies, cause you've been advised to "give 'em enough rope to hang themselves"
... express your salary in BB/100 form => Big Bucks ($10k) per 100 days
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