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a500lbgorilla
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11-22-2007, 01:49 PM
Post subject: Happy Thanksgiving
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Here we are. The greatest holiday of the year, Thanksgiving. It's got everything you could want: family, food, football. Most importantly it's Americans only.
So what are you thankful for this holiday season? (feel free to give thanks even if you are a freedom hating alien.)
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Airmail me some stuffed turkey's ktnx
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oh yahhh, this meal is gonna be good.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Work today for 8 hours for minimum wage!
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Originally Posted by Phantaroth
Work today for 8 hours for minimum wage!
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{acronym renton hates}
Also, for football.
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FUCK THE NFL NETWORK AND ME NOT GETTING IT
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I'm thankful for FTR (among other things). Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I hope you're spending it with family and friends and eating until you pass out.
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I'm thankful for way too much to list here, as I'm living a pretty damn good life so far.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
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I'm thankful for UG
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I'm more thankful for UG
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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What a random holiday
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id like to give thanks to the inventor of the bad beat jackpot.
I owe you a beer!
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
id like to give thanks to the inventor of the bad beat jackpot.
I owe you a beer!
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I know for a fact you owe him at least two beers by now, possibly more
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
id like to give thanks to the inventor of the bad beat jackpot.
I owe you a beer!
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I know for a fact you owe him at least two beers by now, possibly more
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i see what you did here. perhaps i should make it a bottle of vintage champers?
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Originally Posted by badgers
What a random holiday
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Please explain. It seems a mark less random than Easter. But that all depends on which random we're talking about.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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badgers
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So you just have a long weekend and be thankful for stuff? I mean, it sounds great, but why? At least Easter has some religious symbolism, not that I'm in any way religious.
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who needs religion to be happy, thats what Thanksgiving is for.
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Im so full I hurt
This is probably the first time I am actually really thankful for something, I am thankful to be alive after what I went through, and I am thankful for my family helping me through it all.
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Originally Posted by badgers
So you just have a long weekend and be thankful for stuff? I mean, it sounds great, but why? At least Easter has some religious symbolism, not that I'm in any way religious.
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Celebrating the pilgrims surviving a terrible first winter thanks to the Indians? I think a holiday that is dedicated to reflection and thanks for what we have is better than any bunny rabbit, although I <3 cadbury eggs.
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Props to Americans for doing thanksgiving right, 4 day long weekend!
nh
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Leftovers!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Originally Posted by bigred
Celebrating the pilgrims surviving a terrible first winter thanks to the Indians?
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This is probably the crucial point I was missing. I hope you all had a good time anyway!
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FUCK THE NFL NETWORK AND ME NOT GETTING IT
that is all
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Yea no doubt. Yay for not being able to watch Packers vs Cowboys next Thursday. The NFL and Big Ten Networks can go to hell.
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Leftovers!
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TURKEY SANDWICHES 4 LYFE
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Your country is the United States OF America. Both Canada and US are in NORTH America. Therefore we are both Americans.
Now, with that out of the way, Thanksgiving was last month. Please get with the times.
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People only live in Canada because we let them.
Remember that.
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Originally Posted by AHiltz
Your country is the United States OF America. Both Canada and US are in NORTH America. Therefore we are both Americans.
Now, with that out of the way, Thanksgiving was last month. Please get with the times.
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Canadians have a Thanksgiving in October?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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Turkey sandwiches consumed today: 2.
Enjoyment: mmmmm.
Sleepiness: mmmmm.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Originally Posted by AHiltz
Your country is the United States OF America. Both Canada and US are in NORTH America. Therefore we are both Americans.
Now, with that out of the way, Thanksgiving was last month. Please get with the times.
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No, you're North American. Besides, you're from America Jr. You could never be like us.
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haha, this made me crack up. Definitely novelty shirt material.
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