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Old 11-22-2007, 01:49 PM     Post subject: Happy Thanksgiving #1 (permalink)  
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Here we are. The greatest holiday of the year, Thanksgiving. It's got everything you could want: family, food, football. Most importantly it's Americans only.

So what are you thankful for this holiday season? (feel free to give thanks even if you are a freedom hating alien.)

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Old 11-22-2007, 02:00 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 11-22-2007, 02:34 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 11-22-2007, 02:37 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 11-22-2007, 02:41 PM #5 (permalink)  
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oh yahhh, this meal is gonna be good.

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Old 11-22-2007, 03:07 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 11-22-2007, 03:38 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 11-22-2007, 03:39 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 11-22-2007, 04:24 PM #9 (permalink)  
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I'm thankful for FTR (among other things). Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I hope you're spending it with family and friends and eating until you pass out.
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Old 11-22-2007, 04:33 PM #10 (permalink)  
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I'm thankful for way too much to list here, as I'm living a pretty damn good life so far.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.


 
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Old 11-22-2007, 04:49 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 11-22-2007, 05:28 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 11-22-2007, 06:17 PM #13 (permalink)  
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What a random holiday
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Old 11-22-2007, 08:14 PM #14 (permalink)  
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id like to give thanks to the inventor of the bad beat jackpot.

I owe you a beer!
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Old 11-22-2007, 08:53 PM #15 (permalink)  
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id like to give thanks to the inventor of the bad beat jackpot.

I owe you a beer!
I know for a fact you owe him at least two beers by now, possibly more
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Old 11-22-2007, 09:57 PM #16 (permalink)  
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id like to give thanks to the inventor of the bad beat jackpot.

I owe you a beer!
I know for a fact you owe him at least two beers by now, possibly more
i see what you did here. perhaps i should make it a bottle of vintage champers?
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Old 11-22-2007, 10:50 PM #17 (permalink)  
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What a random holiday
Please explain. It seems a mark less random than Easter. But that all depends on which random we're talking about.

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Old 11-23-2007, 01:37 AM #18 (permalink)  
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So you just have a long weekend and be thankful for stuff? I mean, it sounds great, but why? At least Easter has some religious symbolism, not that I'm in any way religious.
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Old 11-23-2007, 02:01 AM #19 (permalink)  
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who needs religion to be happy, thats what Thanksgiving is for.
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Old 11-23-2007, 02:34 AM #20 (permalink)  
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This is probably the first time I am actually really thankful for something, I am thankful to be alive after what I went through, and I am thankful for my family helping me through it all.
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Old 11-23-2007, 03:38 AM #21 (permalink)  
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So you just have a long weekend and be thankful for stuff? I mean, it sounds great, but why? At least Easter has some religious symbolism, not that I'm in any way religious.
Celebrating the pilgrims surviving a terrible first winter thanks to the Indians? I think a holiday that is dedicated to reflection and thanks for what we have is better than any bunny rabbit, although I <3 cadbury eggs.
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Old 11-23-2007, 03:53 AM #22 (permalink)  
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Props to Americans for doing thanksgiving right, 4 day long weekend!

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Old 11-23-2007, 12:35 PM #23 (permalink)  
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Leftovers!

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Old 11-23-2007, 12:42 PM #24 (permalink)  
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Celebrating the pilgrims surviving a terrible first winter thanks to the Indians?
This is probably the crucial point I was missing. I hope you all had a good time anyway!
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Old 11-23-2007, 03:22 PM #25 (permalink)  
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FUCK THE NFL NETWORK AND ME NOT GETTING IT

that is all
Yea no doubt. Yay for not being able to watch Packers vs Cowboys next Thursday. The NFL and Big Ten Networks can go to hell.
 
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Old 11-23-2007, 04:53 PM #26 (permalink)  
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Old 11-23-2007, 05:12 PM #27 (permalink)  
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Old 11-23-2007, 06:11 PM #28 (permalink)  
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Old 11-23-2007, 06:29 PM #29 (permalink)  
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Your country is the United States OF America. Both Canada and US are in NORTH America. Therefore we are both Americans.

Now, with that out of the way, Thanksgiving was last month. Please get with the times.
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People only live in Canada because we let them.

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Old 11-23-2007, 06:55 PM #31 (permalink)  
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Your country is the United States OF America. Both Canada and US are in NORTH America. Therefore we are both Americans.

Now, with that out of the way, Thanksgiving was last month. Please get with the times.
Canadians have a Thanksgiving in October?

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Old 11-23-2007, 10:31 PM #32 (permalink)  
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Turkey sandwiches consumed today: 2.

Enjoyment: mmmmm.

Sleepiness: mmmmm.

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Your country is the United States OF America. Both Canada and US are in NORTH America. Therefore we are both Americans.

Now, with that out of the way, Thanksgiving was last month. Please get with the times.
No, you're North American. Besides, you're from America Jr. You could never be like us.
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Old 11-24-2007, 08:46 PM #34 (permalink)  
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