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Old 01-25-2009, 04:54 PM     Post subject: HAPPY BIRFDAY TO THE LUCKIEST GUY ON FTR #1 (permalink)  
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You get no hot girl pictures or lolbdaycat b/c you have a woman and I do not.

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Dave is currently propped up in the bathtub unconscious and pretty disgusting. He was on the bed, but then he made a mess, so we moved him to the bathroom by the toilet. But then he was in the way and we couldn't use the toilet, so we somehow dragged him into the bathtub.

Everything smells like shit (literally) and my friend and I spent our Saturday night mopping and disinfecting stuff that he touched while being dragged around by us. Now I'm on life tilt because I've been afraid to go to sleep because I don't know for sure that he is okay.

I think he's okay now, though ... finally ... so I guess I'll go to bed now.

I think he should give me the $5 instead.
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Old 01-25-2009, 05:28 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Eagles lookin' good this season!

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Old 01-25-2009, 07:27 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 01-26-2009, 03:37 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 01-26-2009, 03:38 AM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 01-26-2009, 04:24 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 01-26-2009, 08:08 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:42 PM #12 (permalink)  
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