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    Default Happy America Day!

    I'm guessing the Americans are too busy celebrating to make this thread, so I'll just say:

    Have fun getting drunk and blowing shit up, 'mericans!
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    America, fuck yeah!!!

    Having to go to work all hungover and shit tomorrow sucks though. But it's my responsibility as an American so I'm gonna get good and fucked up tonight so I can be completely worthless tomorrow.

    BTW, how is Canada preparing for the wave of conservative freaks about to invade up there over the whole Obamacare thing?
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    America fuck you!


    No wait..... fuck yeah! That's what I meant.
    With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by supa View Post
    BTW, how is Canada preparing for the wave of conservative freaks about to invade up there over the whole Obamacare thing?
    We survived the draft dodgers of the 60s, we'll survive this. Probably just put them all in Alberta where they'll feel comfortable, if not cold.
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    No, DanAronG fuck you!

    Wait.. I meant fuck yeah too!!
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    I MEAN AMERICA FUCK YEAH


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    Eating some BBQ'd beast, then eating something made of fat and fried in boiling fat, all while drinking lots of beer with friends (thank Uncle Sam for a holiday that's not family-oriented) ... top it all of with lighting stuff on fire with the whole neighborhood.

    What's not to love?

    Independence is awesome! Suck it, Brits!

    Wait, I mean Cheerio, mates... You wanna hang out and get pissed?
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    Surprisingly this thread is not nsfw yet
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    you're welcome, America.


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    Patriotism is retarded, discuss.
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    agree
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    Patriotism is retarded, discuss.
    Would LOVE to hear your side of this before I reply.
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    dranger is retarded, disucss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    Patriotism is retarded, discuss.
    In 195/196 cases, this is true.

    America! Fuck yeah!
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    dranger is retarded, disucss.
    Keep this shit in the ***OFFICIAL Dranger is Retarded*** thread please.



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    thx guys, for making my america celebration thread great. couldn't have done it without y'all
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    i'm jamming out to rick now.

    im p happy.


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