Originally Posted by glc

eggsie: adam, do you read me over? i am going down the shop to buy 10 fags. do you need a drink or some crisps?

adam: you fukin' can't go down the shop like that man you got fukin' tin foil wrapped around your head

eggsie: it's not tin foil, it's my new skin. i am a robot i have interfaced with my spectrum. behold!

adam: you're fukin' nuts man, stop talking like that?

eggsie: what do you mean? it is my normal voice. my computer integrated voice circuit is making me speak like this.

adam: stop talking like that you fukin' bell-end, i'm getting a bit worried now

eggsie i am a robot, i am a robot. ah haaaaa.....


binatone, spectrum pacman commodore
zx81 donkey kong fukin' high score
push it to the limit, couldn't push it any more
wanna be a fukin' robot after smoking loads of draw

bought a speak and spell and stuck it to my chest
and wrap some tin foil to my head and to my vest
walking down the street my next-door neighbour's not impressed
i'm a robot and buying 10 fags is my quest

eggsie's gone to far, he thinks he's robocop
he's covered in tin foil and's got matching metal socks
we tried to sedate him but he fukin' escaped
the man-robot myth starts to escalate

he tries to sell himself standing in currys
but if the police turn up he runs in a fukin' hurry
he tries to plug himself in the mains with his nob
and when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob

-[ Chorus
half man, half machine, what does it mean? what does it mean?
half man, half machine, what does it mean? what does it mean?

being a robot in my digital domain
enter my world, feel my pain
i'm not like other people you might see or you might know
i made love to a bbc micro

tossing on a disk drive, the monitor got hot
i knew from then i was a motherfukin' robot
bill gates, from microsoft, stephen hawkin's voice and fukin' lara croft
i built a lab, secret in my loft
i built a special costume that would help me to jack off

i sat there in front of the screen
for many years this had been my wet dream
now i've reached it, i'm finally there
like terminator being filmed in aberdare
so alone, when people stop and stare
like c3p0 but with pubes and hair

robot love, robot, robotic rave dancing

the doctor's down the nuthouse said he was an headcase
cos he sticks sprayed silver egg cartons on his face
sucking off antennas and trying to fcuk the fridge
and burn his pubic wig with the high voltage

is. ams. as. rose-bots. mys. primes. dis-rectives. is. tos. gos. tos. thes. shops. ands. buys. tens. fags. dos. yous. coms-putes.

he wants to buy ten fags his destination is the shops
a tin foil tracksuit and a hat like robocop
if you ask him, then he'll do a body pop
like terminator, yeah, he just won't stop
put electric cables down through the eye of his cock
plugged it in the wall and gave himself a big shock
the reason that he did it wasn't to give himself pain
watching terminator over again and again

-[ Chorus
half man, half machine, what does it mean? what does it mean?
half man, half machine, what does it mean? what does it mean?

are you still a fukin' robot then spa?

no, not any more.

you fukin' look, fukin' sound like one as well

i am not a robot, i can assure you. thank you.

i fukin' think you are.

i'm not.

what are you then?

a woman. called janet.