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Old 08-18-2010, 02:45 PM     Post subject: The Haiku thread #1 (permalink)  
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Start this thread without Haiku
Oh no he didn't
LOL OPERATIONS
 
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Old 08-18-2010, 03:13 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 08-18-2010, 03:29 PM #4 (permalink)  
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[00:30] <DC> daven
[00:30] <DC> on my hand?
[00:30] <daven> yep
[00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
[00:30] <daven> nice reason
[00:30] <daven> no further questions
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Old 08-18-2010, 03:44 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Rule # 1: don't ask questions

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five seven and five
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“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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Old 08-18-2010, 04:46 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Read the form again, sir
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Old 08-18-2010, 05:00 PM #10 (permalink)  
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as per tradition
shouldn't it be seventeen
and might yours be lean
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Something Supa and Noble
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Fail in above post 5
Start this thread without Haiku 7
Oh no he didn't 5
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Haiku yet I see 5
As bare as winter here 6
First, anyone? 4
first incorrect imo
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Haiku... is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 moras (or on), in three phrases of 5, 7, and 5 moras respectively.[1] Although haiku are often stated to have 17 syllables,[2] this is inaccurate as syllables and moras are not the same.
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fail fail fail fail fail
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Old 08-18-2010, 05:45 PM #19 (permalink)  
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Haiku - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Haiku... is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 moras (or on), in three phrases of 5, 7, and 5 moras respectively.[1] Although haiku are often stated to have 17 syllables,[2] this is inaccurate as syllables and moras are not the same.
A wise voice spoke
Count moras, and others
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Old 08-18-2010, 06:51 PM #22 (permalink)  
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 Haikus are stupid
This thread can eat a fat dick
With extra mustard
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

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I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 08-18-2010, 07:21 PM #24 (permalink)  
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dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
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dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
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[00:29] <daven> dc, why not check turn behind
[00:30] <DC> daven
[00:30] <DC> on my hand?
[00:30] <daven> yep
[00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
[00:30] <daven> nice reason
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quote the raven, 'nevermore'
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broken mouse pieces,
make patterns on my floor
jesus christ your avatar omfg
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

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I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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i'm pretty sure i just beat my dick to death
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Shit, messed this one up.

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