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BankItDrew
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06-26-2009, 02:18 AM
Post subject: hai you guyyyys
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4-of-a-Kind
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I'm getting drunk at a Boston Pizza by myself. Met up with an ex gf of mine who's waitressing here.
So to pass the time I'm playing one of those free poker games on tv with one of those big remote controls. I already have like twice the high score for the week.
Brag or beat?
Entertain me lmao
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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d0zer
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so many beats in thread I don't even know where to start 
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GatorJH
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: HotLanta
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can I vote beat multiple times?
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Losing Prop Bets
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Good lord this sucks
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
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I wish I read this sooner. I was bored enough tonight that I would have burned down to dirty old Vernon to tear it up at BP.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
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i voted brag!
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Lucothefish
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Full House
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
i voted brag!
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[ ] surprised
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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Chelle
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Two Pair
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Location: in the kitchen
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Unless you had sexual intercourse with said ex-gf, then it is, infact, a beat.
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Originally Posted by GatorJH
can I vote beat multiple times?
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My vote is for sale, shipit on stars
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LOL OPERATIONS
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Pics of ex-gf or Beat!
(And this time, cut down on the half naked men in the pic, pls.)
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by Chelle
Unless you had sexual intercourse with said ex-gf because she was impressed/turned on by your poker score, then it is, infact, a beat.
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(\__/)
(='.'=)
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wesrman
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Full House
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Pics of ex-gf or Beat!
(And this time, cut down on the half naked men in the pic, pls.)
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This.
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Chelle
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Two Pair
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Location: in the kitchen
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if he doesn't ship the tit pics of this bitch I'm srsly going to be upset that this thread is here.
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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chelle for commune mod? slam dunk imo
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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guys, drew isn't really a bot, it's weird, he's a human just like us!
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bode
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
guys, drew isn't really a bot, it's weird, he's a human just like us!
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prove it
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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i met him in vegas and he seemed human with emotion and all!
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"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
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Ragnar4
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Full House
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
i met him in vegas and he seemed human with emotion and all!
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They just don't make robots like they used to.
Now that they have integrated, we're done. Stick a fork in us... We're all dead.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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