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04-29-2007, 02:04 AM Post subject: Hahaaaaa

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>Yeaaaa

I think this is aømu fisrt drunk post opn FTR ever!!!!!

Im playing a ho0me game at my house, and the aonely player left is as gutge fish!" HU FTW BEiby!!!!!

and holla!!"

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04-29-2007, 02:08 AM

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HALV FISH!!

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04-29-2007, 02:09 AM

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bigspenda73 will become famous soon enough

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04-29-2007, 02:28 AM

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I is not fish!

I won HU!

My A40 > than his 98 o on Axx9 board! SHIP?TIT"!!

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04-29-2007, 02:31 AM

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Also, I wirte in the wrong time (tense?( on purpose because I think Im fuynky. This is oprobably not correct but I choolse to do so anysaws.

Hahah

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04-29-2007, 02:33 AM

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04-29-2007, 03:17 AM

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my cat is awesome

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04-29-2007, 03:19 AM

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Your cat is sick, UG.

What's also sick is that I feel that I've pretty much sobered up right now. It's been about an hour since my last post, I think this could be a record.

Edit:
to summarize: Stroking one out = no more el drunko.

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04-29-2007, 03:23 AM

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playing with your dingy will make you go blind

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04-29-2007, 03:28 AM

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HU 5$ SnG on stars anyone? I dont want to sleep yet.

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04-29-2007, 03:29 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate George

playing with your dingy will make you go blind

This is true. I need glasses.

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04-29-2007, 04:35 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by HalvSame

HU 5$ SnG on stars anyone? I dont want to sleep yet.

I'd probably have no chance it'd be easier just to transfer $5

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04-29-2007, 04:38 AM

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Heh, I actually transfered 5$ back to the first dude I played with. Gave him the url to ftr too, he seemes like a cool guy in chat

.

(yeah, I know, dont tap the glass, but meh.)

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04-29-2007, 04:42 AM

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that proves that you actually are still drunk

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04-29-2007, 04:43 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by HalvSame

HU 5$ SnG on stars anyone? I dont want to sleep yet.

youre too scurrrrred to play me

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04-29-2007, 04:47 AM

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lets gogogo

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04-29-2007, 04:49 AM

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Ill play, borat4prez

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04-29-2007, 04:50 AM

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Hey maybe we should get a 0.01/0.02 cash game going instead?

Edit: cuz it's a real pain in the ass to get a HU SnG going without some random donk taking the other seat..

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04-29-2007, 04:52 AM

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sit at a table and I'll find you

04-29-2007, 04:53 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by HalvSame

Hey maybe we should get a 0.01/0.02 cash game going instead?

Edit: cuz it's a real pain in the ass to get a HU SnG going without some random donk taking the other seat..

i'll play

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04-29-2007, 04:54 AM

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Osiris, gogo

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04-29-2007, 04:56 AM

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Table Osiris

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04-29-2007, 05:13 AM

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PokerStars Game #9659838369: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/29 - 01:10:36 (ET)
Table 'Osiris' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: beswift59 ($5.65 in chips)
Seat 2: tboneguy48 ($0.88 in chips)
Seat 3: HalvSame ($9.13 in chips)
Seat 4: geowal21 ($5 in chips)
Seat 5: borat4prez ($4.61 in chips)
beswift59: posts small blind $0.01
tboneguy48: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to borat4prez [2d 9c]
HalvSame: folds
geowal21: folds
borat4prez: raises $0.06 to $0.08
beswift59: calls $0.07
tony1318 leaves the table
HalvSame said, "youd SO have stcked em"
tboneguy48: calls $0.06
*** FLOP *** [6s 4d Kh]
borat4prez said, "i run sooo bad"
beswift59: bets $0.02
tboneguy48: calls $0.02
HalvSame said, "btw borat; reload pl fish"
borat4prez: raises $0.28 to $0.30
beswift59: calls $0.28
tboneguy48: folds
*** TURN *** [6s 4d Kh] [7c]
beswift59: checks
borat4prez: bets $0.70
beswift59: calls $0.70
*** RIVER *** [6s 4d Kh 7c] [7h]
beswift59: bets $0.20
Mplunket joins the table at seat #6
borat4prez: raises $1.20 to $1.40
beswift59: calls $1.20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
borat4prez: shows [2d 9c] (a pair of Sevens)
beswift59: shows [Ad 4h] (two pair, Sevens and Fours)
beswift59 collected $4.86 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5.06 | Rake $0.20
Board [6s 4d Kh 7c 7h]
Seat 1: beswift59 (small blind) showed [Ad 4h] and won ($4.86) with two pair, Sevens and Fours
Seat 2: tboneguy48 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: HalvSame folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: geowal21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: borat4prez (button) showed [2d 9c] and lost with a pair of Sevens

04-29-2007, 05:32 AM

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PokerStars Game #9660059078: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/29 - 01:30:07 (ET)
Table 'Osiris' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: pampero333 ($4.98 in chips)
Seat 2: tboneguy48 ($2.35 in chips)
Seat 3: HalvSame ($8.64 in chips)
Seat 4: geowal21 ($4.97 in chips)
Seat 5: borat4prez ($6.58 in chips)
Seat 6: Mplunket ($4.36 in chips)
Mplunket: posts small blind $0.01
pampero333: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to geowal21 [Th Td]
tboneguy48: folds
HalvSame: folds
geowal21: raises $0.06 to $0.08
borat4prez: calls $0.08
Mplunket: folds
tboneguy48 said, "trying to bully me"
borat4prez said, "is my coldcalling % 100 yet?"
pampero333: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qh 2c 8s]
borat4prez said, "who is running PT?"
geowal21: bets $0.15
borat4prez: calls $0.15
*** TURN *** [Qh 2c 8s] [6c]
geowal21: bets $0.02
borat4prez: calls $0.02
*** RIVER *** [Qh 2c 8s 6c] [2d]
geowal21: checks
borat4prez: bets $0.02
geowal21: calls $0.02
*** SHOW DOWN ***
borat4prez: shows [Qd Ks] (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
geowal21: mucks hand
borat4prez collected $0.57 from pot
borat4prez said, "expert value bet"
geowal21 said, "misclickaments"
borat4prez said, "extraction is key"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $0.57 | Rake $0
Board [Qh 2c 8s 6c 2d]
Seat 1: pampero333 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: tboneguy48 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: HalvSame folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: geowal21 mucked [Th Td]
Seat 5: borat4prez (button) showed [Qd Ks] and won ($0.57) with two pair, Queens and Deuces
Seat 6: Mplunket (small blind) folded before Flop

I misclicked on turn, he let me off easy on river

04-29-2007, 06:08 AM

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PokerStars Game #9660328658: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/29 - 01:56:17 (ET)
Table 'Osiris' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: pampero333 ($7.54 in chips)
Seat 2: Bejlmru ($4.84 in chips)
Seat 3: HalvSame ($9.48 in chips)
Seat 4: geowal21 ($4.97 in chips)
Seat 5: borat4prez ($5.49 in chips)
Seat 6: courtiebee ($4.92 in chips)
courtiebee: posts small blind $0.01
pampero333: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to geowal21 [As 6c]
geowal21 said, "I am a nit in all of life"
Bejlmru: folds
HalvSame said, "hehe, I though you valuebet A hi"
HalvSame: folds
geowal21 said, "plus I can't get cards"
HalvSame said, "A3 etc"
geowal21: raises $0.04 to $0.06
borat4prez: calls $0.06
borat4prez said, "im having too much fun"
courtiebee: calls $0.05
pampero333: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ad Ac 3d]
borat4prez said, "i need to start trying"
courtiebee: checks
geowal21: bets $0.16
borat4prez: calls $0.16
courtiebee: calls $0.16
*** TURN *** [Ad Ac 3d] [5c]
courtiebee: checks
geowal21: checks
HalvSame said, "borat4prez: i need to stop trying"
HalvSame said, "fyp"
borat4prez: bets $0.45
courtiebee: folds
geowal21: calls $0.45
*** RIVER *** [Ad Ac 3d 5c] [8d]
geowal21: bets $4.30 and is all-in
courtiebee said, "lol"
HalvSame said, "not much chat going on with these other guys"
borat4prez said, "serisouly"
borat4prez said, "i have 8T"
geowal21 said, "seriously"
HalvSame said, "sup pampero, bejlmru"
borat4prez said, "for realz?"
HalvSame said, "vb"
geowal21 said, "pleze let me win a pot"
HalvSame said, "mraise AI oh wait"
borat4prez said, "KdJd?"
HalvSame said, "BOAT"
HalvSame said, "haha call and get it over with"
borat4prez: folds
geowal21 collected $1.53 from pot
HalvSame said, "thats what fish do"
geowal21: doesn't show hand
HalvSame said, "meh"
courtiebee said, "

"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1.58 | Rake $0.05
Board [Ad Ac 3d 5c 8d]
Seat 1: pampero333 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Bejlmru folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: HalvSame folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: geowal21 collected ($1.53)
Seat 5: borat4prez (button) folded on the River
Seat 6: courtiebee (small blind) folded on the Turn

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04-29-2007, 06:12 AM

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PokerStars Game #9660404795: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/29 - 02:04:12 (ET)
Table 'Osiris' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: pampero333 ($7.46 in chips)
Seat 2: Bejlmru ($4.77 in chips)
Seat 3: HalvSame ($13.06 in chips)
Seat 4: geowal21 ($5.80 in chips)
Seat 5: borat4prez ($5 in chips)
Seat 6: courtiebee ($5.68 in chips)
Bejlmru: posts small blind $0.01
HalvSame: posts big blind $0.02
borat4prez: posts small blind $0.01
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HalvSame [Kc Ad]
geowal21: raises $0.04 to $0.06
borat4prez: raises $0.14 to $0.20
HalvSame said, "doing it now"
borat4prez said, "<<<<Tilting"
courtiebee: raises $0.52 to $0.72
HalvSame said, "hey check my huge stack"
pampero333: folds
Bejlmru: folds
courtiebee said, "so much $"
borat4prez said, "do halv owns spenda"
geowal21 said, "wtf my hand si good but not this good"
HalvSame said, "Ima use it to wield terror over the peasants"
borat4prez said, "just like gabe owns mass"
HalvSame: raises $12.34 to $13.06 and is all-in
courtiebee said, "WHY"
borat4prez said, "what?"
geowal21 said, "WTFA HOLES"
HalvSame said, "haha UG has 99"
courtiebee said, "should i call to see"
borat4prez said, "UG opens 1 outta 20 hands"
courtiebee said, "you wanna do it spenda"
geowal21: folds
borat4prez said, "i have KdJd"
HalvSame said, "lies"
courtiebee said, "oh **** one of my outs is gone"
borat4prez said, "serio"
borat4prez said, "that's such a squeeze"
HalvSame said, "instacall?"
borat4prez said, "courtiee has aces and it baiting me"
HalvSame said, "instafold?"
borat4prez: folds
courtiebee said, "I'M INSTACALLING"
courtiebee: calls $4.96 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Js 3s 6s]
courtiebee said, "wow a J"
HalvSame said, "AAAAAAAAAAAA"
borat4prez said, "nooooooooooooo"
*** TURN *** [Js 3s 6s] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [Js 3s 6s 3h] [2s]
borat4prez said, "noooooooooooooooooo"
borat4prez said, "damnit"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HalvSame: shows [Kc Ad] (a pair of Threes)
courtiebee: shows [Ah Jc] (two pair, Jacks and Threes)
courtiebee collected $11.09 from pot
borat4prez said, "zomg"
courtiebee said, "LOLZ"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $11.64 | Rake $0.55
Board [Js 3s 6s 3h 2s]
Seat 1: pampero333 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Bejlmru (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: HalvSame (big blind) showed [Kc Ad] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 4: geowal21 folded before Flop
Seat 5: borat4prez folded before Flop
Seat 6: courtiebee showed [Ah Jc] and won ($11.09) with two pair, Jacks and Threes

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04-29-2007, 06:37 AM

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holla I suck at poker and life

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04-29-2007, 06:45 AM

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Build an image and exploit it to get paid off with the NUT FLUSH!!!!!

PokerStars Game #9660622139: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/29 - 02:28:10 (ET)
Table 'Osiris' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: Bejlmru ($4.45 in chips)
Seat 3: HalvSame ($4.98 in chips)
Seat 4: geowal21 ($6.45 in chips)
Seat 5: borat4prez ($5.38 in chips)
Seat 6: courtiebee ($19.31 in chips)
HalvSame: posts small blind $0.01
geowal21: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HalvSame [Ah 7d]
borat4prez said, "almost called"
borat4prez: folds
courtiebee said, "i folded AT"
borat4prez said, "NOT"
HalvSame said, "I thought I was VBing"
courtiebee said, "that's why you no flop"
borat4prez said, "i had AT"
courtiebee: folds
Bejlmru: calls $0.02
HalvSame said, "3pop me george"
HalvSame: raises $0.10 to $0.12
geowal21: calls $0.10
Bejlmru: folds
*** FLOP *** [3h Qh 7s]
HalvSame said, "meh"
HalvSame said, "never"
HalvSame: bets $0.20
geowal21: calls $0.20
*** TURN *** [3h Qh 7s] [2h]
HalvSame: checks
geowal21: bets $0.74
HalvSame: calls $0.74
*** RIVER *** [3h Qh 7s 2h] [Jh]
HalvSame: bets $3.92 and is all-in
geowal21: calls $3.92
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HalvSame: shows [Ah 7d] (a flush, Ace high)
geowal21: mucks hand
HalvSame said, "thx"
HalvSame collected $9.53 from pot
courtiebee said, "damn"
borat4prez said, "yes"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $9.98 | Rake $0.45
Board [3h Qh 7s 2h Jh]
Seat 2: Bejlmru (button) folded before Flop
Seat 3: HalvSame (small blind) showed [Ah 7d] and won ($9.53) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 4: geowal21 (big blind) mucked [Kh Qd]
Seat 5: borat4prez folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: courtiebee folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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04-29-2007, 06:57 AM

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Only douchebag's say "thx"

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oh dear. I know that. Im sorry. I really am.

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PokerStars Game #9660946443: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/29 - 03:08:20 (ET)
Table 'Osiris' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Lukieplaya ($40.45 in chips)
Seat 2: Bejlmru ($5.10 in chips)
Seat 3: HalvSame ($4.99 in chips)
Seat 4: geowal21 ($10.17 in chips)
Seat 5: courtiebee ($20.25 in chips)
Seat 6: amarn ($3.87 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $0.01
Bejlmru: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [3s 2h]
HalvSame: raises $4.97 to $4.99 and is all-in
geowal21: folds
courtiebee: folds
amarn: folds
Lukieplaya: calls $4.98
HalvSame said, "where did my last cent go"
Bejlmru: folds
*** FLOP *** [5h 8h 6s]
HalvSame said, "

"
*** TURN *** [5h 8h 6s] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [5h 8h 6s 2s] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [3s 2h] (a pair of Deuces)
HalvSame: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $9.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10 | Rake $0.50
Board [5h 8h 6s 2s Jh]
Seat 1: Lukieplaya (small blind) showed [3s 2h] and won ($9.50) with a pair of Deuces
Seat 2: Bejlmru (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: HalvSame mucked [3c Ah]
Seat 4: geowal21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: courtiebee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: amarn (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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04-29-2007, 07:23 AM

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damn, basically i just took all of halvsame's money that i won running good at flips and sent it all to courtie

PokerStars Game #9661039792: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/29 - 03:20:51 (ET)
Table 'Osiris' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Lukieplaya ($48.08 in chips)
Seat 2: Bejlmru ($4.71 in chips)
Seat 3: HalvSame ($5 in chips)
Seat 4: geowal21 ($9.96 in chips)
Seat 5: courtiebee ($17.85 in chips)
Seat 6: amarn ($7.63 in chips)
courtiebee said, "er"
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $0.01
Bejlmru: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [9c 3c]
HalvSame: raises $0.06 to $0.08
geowal21: folds
courtiebee: calls $0.08
Lukieplaya said, "stupid fake block bet with the nuts"
amarn: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $48 to $48.08 and is all-in
Bejlmru: folds
HalvSame said, "haha this is sooooooo high variance

"
HalvSame: calls $4.92 and is all-in
courtiebee: calls $17.77 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [4d 6d Qh]
HalvSame said, "I need to chip up"
HalvSame said, "hold?"
*** TURN *** [4d 6d Qh] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [4d 6d Qh 5d] [4h]
courtiebee said, "i win"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [9c 3c] (a pair of Fours)
courtiebee: shows [Ad 9d] (a flush, Ace high)
courtiebee collected $24.45 from side pot
HalvSame: mucks hand
HalvSame said, "MEH"
courtiebee collected $14.27 from main pot

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LuKie StyLe 3 (3:09:01 AM): i have 3 highLuKie StyLe 3 (3:09:07 AM): i need a 4 damnitcourtiebee (3:09:14 AM): LOLSend Message Failed. Message is too long.LuKie StyLe 3 (3:28:57 AM): PokerStars Game #9661085007: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/29 - 03:27:08 (ET)
Table 'Osiris' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Lukieplaya ($90.25 in chips)
Seat 2: Bejlmru ($4.95 in chips)
Seat 3: HalvSame ($5 in chips)
Seat 4: geowal21 ($1 in chips)
Seat 5: courtiebee ($5 in chips)
Seat 6: amarn ($4.98 in chips)
amarn: posts small blind $0.01
Lukieplaya: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [6s 3c]
Bejlmru: folds
Lukieplaya said, "<3"
HalvSame: folds
geowal21: raises $0.98 to $1 and is all-in
courtiebee: raises $4 to $5 and is all-in
HalvSame said, "short stack strat ftw"
amarn: calls $4.97 and is all-in
courtiebee said, "uh oh"
courtiebee said, "we're dead"
courtiebee said, "lol"
Lukieplaya said, "ok the nit went all in"
courtiebee said, "k look"
HalvSame said, "insta ccall"
Lukieplaya said, "do we know him?"
courtiebee said, "i lose"
courtiebee said, "no"
courtiebee said, "lol"
Lukieplaya: folds
*** FLOP *** [4h 5d 2c]
Lukieplaya said, "OMG"

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04-29-2007, 07:33 AM

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PokerStars Game #9661118866: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/29 - 03:31:53 (ET)
Table 'Osiris' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Lukieplaya ($98.41 in chips)
Seat 2: Bejlmru ($9.45 in chips)
Seat 3: HalvSame ($9.48 in chips)
Seat 4: geowal21 ($4.95 in chips)
Seat 5: courtiebee ($4.97 in chips)
Seat 6: amarn ($2.17 in chips)
HalvSame: posts small blind $0.01
geowal21: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [6h 3d]
Bejlmru said, "ty"
courtiebee: raises $4.95 to $4.97 and is all-in
amarn: folds
HalvSame said, "finally you doubled up!"
HalvSame said, "gj"
Lukieplaya: raises $93.44 to $98.41 and is all-in
Bejlmru: folds
HalvSame: calls $9.47 and is all-in
courtiebee said, "hahah how many hours"
geowal21: folds
courtiebee said, "god i'm dead"
*** FLOP *** [4c 8d Jd]
Lukieplaya said, "ok revenge with 63"
*** TURN *** [4c 8d Jd] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [4c 8d Jd 6s] [Kh]
HalvSame said, "7777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 77777777777777777"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HalvSame: shows [Th 9s] (high card King)
Lukieplaya: shows [6h 3d] (a pair of Sixes)
Lukieplaya collected $8.57 from side pot
courtiebee: mucks hand
HalvSame said, "cry"
Lukieplaya collected $14.23 from main pot
Lukieplaya said, "haha"
courtiebee said, "wtf"
courtiebee said, "seriously"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $23.95 Main pot $14.23. Side pot $8.57. | Rake $1.15
Board [4c 8d Jd 6s Kh]
Seat 1: Lukieplaya showed [6h 3d] and won ($22.80) with a pair of Sixes
Seat 2: Bejlmru (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: HalvSame (small blind) showed [Th 9s] and lost with high card King
Seat 4: geowal21 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: courtiebee mucked [As 4d]
Seat 6: amarn folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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pretty much lukie is going all in and winning every time

it's awesome to lose money to a hot guy

04-29-2007, 07:56 AM

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lol

Lukie -- $115
Courtie -- $27
UG -- $35
HalvSame -- BUSTO

04-29-2007, 08:22 AM

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PokerStars Game #9661443124: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/29 - 04:19:20 (ET)
Table 'Osiris' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Lukieplaya ($117.27 in chips)
Seat 2: hatje ($5 in chips)
Seat 3: MewsicLovr ($5.60 in chips)
Seat 4: geowal21 ($34.18 in chips)
Seat 5: courtiebee ($26.63 in chips)
Seat 6: foopeg ($0.90 in chips)
MewsicLovr: posts small blind $0.01
geowal21: posts big blind $0.02
Lukieplaya: posts small & big blinds $0.03
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to geowal21 [Kd Ad]
courtiebee: folds
foopeg: folds
Lukieplaya said, "500k from the mafia that i ran up gambling, long story"
Lukieplaya: raises $117.24 to $117.26 and is all-in
hatje: folds
MewsicLovr: folds
Lukieplaya said, "george call with Q7 or better"
geowal21: calls $34.16 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [4c Qd Qs]
*** TURN *** [4c Qd Qs] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [4c Qd Qs Ac] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
geowal21: shows [Kd Ad] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
Lukieplaya: mucks hand
geowal21 collected $65.38 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $68.38 | Rake $3
Board [4c Qd Qs Ac 9d]
Seat 1: Lukieplaya mucked [Kc 4d]
Seat 2: hatje (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: MewsicLovr (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: geowal21 (big blind) showed [Kd Ad] and won ($65.38) with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 5: courtiebee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: foopeg folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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04-29-2007, 08:47 AM

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george thought so long there about folding, either he was slowrolling with the NUTS or he was honestly considering folding

stupid stupid stupid

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04-29-2007, 09:16 AM

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GeoWal21 (1:20:12 AM): I have AKs
courtiebee (1:19:45 AM): but isn't that slightly inconsiderate of me?
GeoWal21 (1:20:14 AM): thoughts?
courtiebee (1:19:47 AM): gogogo
courtiebee (1:19:49 AM): instacall
courtiebee (1:19:55 AM): oh jeez
courtiebee (1:19:58 AM): oooh
GeoWal21 (1:20:34 AM): woot

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fnord

Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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04-29-2007, 09:19 AM

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PokerStars Game #9661519725: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/29 - 04:31:12 (ET)
Table 'Osiris' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: hatje ($5.14 in chips)
Seat 3: MewsicLovr ($4.76 in chips)
Seat 4: geowal21 ($65.25 in chips)
Seat 5: courtiebee ($52.48 in chips)
Seat 6: foopeg ($0.39 in chips)
MewsicLovr: posts small blind $0.01
geowal21: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to courtiebee [Ah Ad]
courtiebee: raises $0.08 to $0.10
foopeg: folds
hatje: folds
MewsicLovr: folds
geowal21: raises $0.88 to $0.98
courtiebee: raises $51.50 to $52.48 and is all-in
geowal21: folds
courtiebee collected $1.97 from pot
courtiebee: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1.97 | Rake $0
Seat 2: hatje (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: MewsicLovr (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: geowal21 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: courtiebee collected ($1.97)
Seat 6: foopeg folded before Flop (didn't bet)

GeoWal21 (1:32:20 AM): wtf do you have here?
courtiebee (1:31:58 AM): wtf do YOU have?
courtiebee (1:32:00 AM): just fold :P
GeoWal21 (1:32:32 AM): KK
GeoWal21 (1:32:34 AM): what do you have
courtiebee (1:32:09 AM): AA, fold
courtiebee (1:32:10 AM): lol
GeoWal21 (1:32:42 AM): really?
courtiebee (1:32:30 AM): ps is trying to see if we're colluding
GeoWal21 (1:33:00 AM): AA really
courtiebee (1:32:35 AM): i shouldn't have pushed lol
GeoWal21 (1:33:18 AM): no that's the only hand I put you on when you pushed, but shit...........
courtiebee (1:32:57 AM): rigged

Quote:

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04-29-2007, 10:06 AM

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er let me get this right, lukiw won $115 playtong like .02bb? thats over 50 buyins right? new record?

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate George

lol

Lukie -- $115
Courtie -- $27
UG -- $35
HalvSame -- BUSTO

Moving up to chase losses = good gambling. Proof:

PokerStars Game #9661261831: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/04/29 - 03:52:12 (ET)
Table 'Alkimos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: HalvSame ($100 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($100 in chips)
HalvSame said, "lemme have em leeee"
HalvSame said, "u2u2"
HalvSame: posts small blind $0.50
Lukieplaya: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HalvSame [5s Ts]
HalvSame: raises $99 to $100 and is all-in
Lukieplaya: calls $99 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [7h 4h 5d]
*** TURN *** [7h 4h 5d] [6h]
HalvSame said, "pairrrr"
*** RIVER *** [7h 4h 5d 6h] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [Qh 8d] (a flush, Queen high)
HalvSame: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $199 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $200 | Rake $1
Board [7h 4h 5d 6h 2h 7h 4h 5d 6h 2h]
Seat 4: HalvSame (button) (small blind) mucked [5s Ts]
Seat 5: Lukieplaya (big blind) showed [Qh 8d] and won ($199) with a flush, Queen high

PokerStars Game #9661264884: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/04/29 - 03:52:39 (ET)
Table 'Alkimos' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 4: HalvSame ($100 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($199 in chips)
HalvSame said, "meh"
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $0.50
HalvSame: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HalvSame [7h 5d]
Lukieplaya: raises $198 to $199 and is all-in
HalvSame: calls $99 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [5s 8c 6d]
Lukieplaya said, "i won with it earlier!"
DC888888 joins the table at seat #1
Lukieplaya said, "nut low hyachachach"
*** TURN *** [5s 8c 6d] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [5s 8c 6d Qc] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HalvSame: shows [7h 5d] (a straight, Five to Nine)
Lukieplaya: mucks hand
HalvSame collected $199 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $200 | Rake $1
Board [5s 8c 6d Qc 9c]
Seat 4: HalvSame (big blind) showed [7h 5d] and won ($199) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 5: Lukieplaya (button) (small blind) mucked [2h 3s]

PokerStars Game #9661268044: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/04/29 - 03:53:07 (ET)
Table 'Alkimos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: HalvSame ($199 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($100 in chips)
HalvSame: posts small blind $0.50
Lukieplaya said, "dc88888 sit out plz"
Lukieplaya: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HalvSame [Kc Ks]
Lukieplaya said, "err nvm"
raiseeydaisy joins the table at seat #6
HalvSame: raises $198 to $199 and is all-in
Lukieplaya: calls $99 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [3h Th Ah]
raiseeydaisy is sitting out
HalvSame said, "KK"
Lukieplaya said, "NUT DRAW"
*** TURN *** [3h Th Ah] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [3h Th Ah 9d] [6s]
raiseeydaisy said, "is this flip for 100 time"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [3c Kh] (a pair of Threes)
HalvSame: shows [Kc Ks] (a pair of Kings)
Lukieplaya said, "grrrr"
HalvSame collected $199 from pot
Lukieplaya said, "nh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $200 | Rake $1
Board [3h Th Ah 9d 6s]
Seat 4: HalvSame (button) (small blind) showed [Kc Ks] and won ($199) with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: Lukieplaya (big blind) showed [3c Kh] and lost with a pair of Threes

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04-29-2007, 03:01 PM

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dang i shouldnt have went to bed

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04-29-2007, 05:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate George

lol

Lukie -- $115
Courtie -- $27
UG -- $35
HalvSame -- BUSTO
Spenda-- cashbroke or I woulda stayed

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04-29-2007, 07:52 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by HalvSame

oh dear. I know that. Im sorry. I really am.

Hah, I actually got kind of pissed when you said "thx" and mentioned something about your image paying off.......I had a K-high flush, that's the nutz dammit!

That was fun, although I am hurting today because of it (drank way too much last night)

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Haha, I was running PAHUD so knew you had the K. Was just trying to make fun, and if it tilted you even only slightly then it was totally worth it!

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SaulPaul

er let me get this right, lukiw won $115 playtong like .02bb? thats over 50 buyins right? new record?

ha well i lost like $50 of that at the end in pots to george and courtie, plus i lost 100 flipping with that luckbox halv

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<3 ?

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i say we go to like 2/4 and just flip all day

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