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Old 09-07-2008, 05:20 AM     Post subject: HAHA DONK THORNE SHIP ME 5 DOLLLLLAS #1 (permalink)  
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Couldn't find a stream online, but I stepped outside for a minute to answer the phone, would have missed it anyways.
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Old 09-07-2008, 05:26 AM #2 (permalink)  
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I don't know what this is.

What I do know, though, is that your ass is mine tomorrow in fantasy football.


 
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Old 09-07-2008, 05:33 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 09-07-2008, 06:14 AM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 09-07-2008, 09:02 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Dave is currently propped up in the bathtub unconscious and pretty disgusting. He was on the bed, but then he made a mess, so we moved him to the bathroom by the toilet. But then he was in the way and we couldn't use the toilet, so we somehow dragged him into the bathtub.

Everything smells like shit (literally) and my friend and I spent our Saturday night mopping and disinfecting stuff that he touched while being dragged around by us. Now I'm on life tilt because I've been afraid to go to sleep because I don't know for sure that he is okay.

I think he's okay now, though ... finally ... so I guess I'll go to bed now.

I think he should give me the $5 instead.



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Old 09-07-2008, 11:35 AM #6 (permalink)  
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i'm giving up drinking fwiw.

i'll ship you the 5 spot when i wake up, spenda.
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Old 09-07-2008, 01:47 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Anyone have a link to the fight that works??? The 2 i found are shit.
 
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Old 09-07-2008, 02:54 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 09-07-2008, 03:09 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 09-07-2008, 04:55 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Hahahahaha I'm glad I didn't go to the bar with you

hope you feel better dthizzle, open invitation to run away with me in TX Ms. Bee.
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Old 09-07-2008, 05:26 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 09-07-2008, 05:27 PM #12 (permalink)  
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i hope you all diagf.

i feel so awful on so many levels currently.

still, diagf.
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Old 09-07-2008, 07:09 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Old 09-07-2008, 07:10 PM #14 (permalink)  
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i hope you all diagf.

i feel so awful on so many levels currently.

still, diagf.
Sounds like you need a drink.


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Old 09-07-2008, 09:02 PM #15 (permalink)  
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i hope you all diagf.

i feel so awful on so many levels currently.

still, diagf.
Sounds like you need a drink.
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Dave is currently propped up in the bathtub unconscious and pretty disgusting. He was on the bed, but then he made a mess, so we moved him to the bathroom by the toilet. But then he was in the way and we couldn't use the toilet, so we somehow dragged him into the bathtub.

Everything smells like shit (literally) and my friend and I spent our Saturday night mopping and disinfecting stuff that he touched while being dragged around by us. Now I'm on life tilt because I've been afraid to go to sleep because I don't know for sure that he is okay.

I think he's okay now, though ... finally ... so I guess I'll go to bed now.

I think he should give me the $5 instead.
who are you talking about? someone on ftr?
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Old 09-07-2008, 10:33 PM #19 (permalink)  
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Dave is currently propped up in the bathtub unconscious and pretty disgusting. He was on the bed, but then he made a mess, so we moved him to the bathroom by the toilet. But then he was in the way and we couldn't use the toilet, so we somehow dragged him into the bathtub.

Everything smells like shit (literally) and my friend and I spent our Saturday night mopping and disinfecting stuff that he touched while being dragged around by us. Now I'm on life tilt because I've been afraid to go to sleep because I don't know for sure that he is okay.

I think he's okay now, though ... finally ... so I guess I'll go to bed now.

I think he should give me the $5 instead.
who are you talking about? someone on ftr?
seriously?
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Old 09-08-2008, 01:24 AM #20 (permalink)  
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Dave is currently propped up in the bathtub unconscious and pretty disgusting. He was on the bed, but then he made a mess, so we moved him to the bathroom by the toilet. But then he was in the way and we couldn't use the toilet, so we somehow dragged him into the bathtub.

Everything smells like shit (literally) and my friend and I spent our Saturday night mopping and disinfecting stuff that he touched while being dragged around by us. Now I'm on life tilt because I've been afraid to go to sleep because I don't know for sure that he is okay.

I think he's okay now, though ... finally ... so I guess I'll go to bed now.

I think he should give me the $5 instead.
who are you talking about? someone on ftr?
No, she's talking about Letterman obviously.


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Old 09-08-2008, 01:37 AM #21 (permalink)  
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how do you NOT rate this a FIVE STAR thread?

Thanks guys, I needed a good laugh tonight.
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Old 09-08-2008, 02:10 AM #22 (permalink)  
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die gator, die.

nearly 24 hours later and i still feel shitty.

no pun intended obv.
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:02 AM #24 (permalink)  
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nearly 24 hours later and i still feel shitty.

no pun intended obv.
I loled
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