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06-20-2006, 02:39 PM
Post subject: Guy runs 400 into 70k in about 2 days...
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And continues to stack the biggest players in the biggest games.
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...page=0&fpart=1
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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and as i get to the end of the thread, is apparently busto.
Took 36 hrs to peak at 70k and about a week to lose it all.
I'd love to get a graph of his bankroll gains/loses.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Jaysus. Bankroll management is for suckas!
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I did cash out $8000.. supposedly the limit on there to have a check sent.
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So hopefully he will have more than just a story.
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Wtf is wrong with 2p2, I keep getting popups
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Guy runs 400 into 70k in about 2 days...
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I thought the original post was going to say something like:
"... and lost it all in an hour." The second post wasn't a huge letdown, however.
variance, bankroll management, running hot............
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In other news, Lukie runs 400 into 70k debt in 2 days...
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Wtf is wrong with 2p2, I keep getting popups
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In other news, Lukie runs 400 into 70k debt in 2 days...
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... and then 1 million in the green within a week, cashes out for good, makes some killer investments in the stock market, buys a house on the beach and retires.
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In other news, Lukie runs 400 into 70k debt in 2 days...
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... and then 1 million in the green within a week, cashes out for good, makes some killer investments in the stock market, buys a house on the beach and retires.
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And tortures his grandchildren to death with the same "stories" over and over again
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Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Bailey
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
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Wow... 400 to 70k then bust? In 2 days?!?! Good lord.....
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Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
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"I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..."
{feel free to add on}
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lol so true
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Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
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"I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..."
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"I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..." " says lukie"
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Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
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"I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..."
{feel free to add on}
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"I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..." "says lukie"
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And then I did not have sex with him...
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Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
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"I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..."
{feel free to add on}
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"I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..." "says lukie"
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And then I did not have sex with him...
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So I move my attention back to this chick I'm putting my "game" on. Things are going good then I finally make a move and she comes up with a really weak excuse as to why she can't go out with me. Whatever, I guess most girls are intimidated at the thought of dating a guy that's so much better looking than them. Fuck I'm hot.
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Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
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"I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..."
{feel free to add on}
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"I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..." "says lukie"
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And then I did not have sex with him...
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So I move my attention back to this chick I'm putting my "game" on. Things are going good then I finally make a move and she comes up with a really weak excuse as to why she can't go out with me. Whatever, I guess most girls are intimidated at the thought of dating a guy that's so much better looking than them. Fuck I'm hot.
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Anyway, so the next thing I know the guy comes up again, not looking too happy, and gets right in my face like he's almost spitting on me to tell me this chick's his g/f! And while he's telling me this she's kind of standing behind him and over his shoulder I see her roll her eyes to the ceiling, just to let me know that's she's not too happy with this loser.
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whatever, f all the haters. I still have a huge fan club.
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
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"I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..."
{feel free to add on}
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"I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..." " says lukie"
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I can't wait until somebody tells the story about drunken Lukie trying to spit some game with Gayle (trik's mom)...
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
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"I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..."
{feel free to add on}
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"I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..." " says lukie"
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I can't wait until somebody tells the story about drunken Lukie trying to spit some game with Gayle (trik's mom)...
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Yea, hitting on my mom was pretty damn funny
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Oh yea, heres a good drunk lukie quote " Hey Chase (me), you mind if I go over there and mack on your girlfriend"
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man I was so hammered you can't hold that against me.
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hey ill bbl
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man I was so hammered you can't hold that against me.
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I thought it was funny, i was hoping you would so we could get another laugh.
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So, we get from this:
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Guy runs 400 into 70k in about 2 days...
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
And then I did not have sex with him...
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All in one thread after only 17 replies.
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Every Lukie story has a few key lines.
1) So I was working out at the gym...
2) Something lame happens.
3) I fall into the friend zone with this hot chick.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Every Lukie story has a few key lines.
1) So I was working out at the gym...
2) Something lame happens.
3) I fall into the friend zone with this hot chick.
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Tried to jump the ladder and miss
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Every Lukie story has a few key lines.
1) So I was working out at the gym...
2) Something lame happens.
3) I fall into the friend zone with this hot chick.
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Tried to jump the ladder and miss
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listen jeff, i usually defend you when everyone's talking about you behind your back but I may have been wrong.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
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"I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..."
{feel free to add on}
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Trikflow, plz tell a story about this
"I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..." " says lukie"
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I can't wait until somebody tells the story about drunken Lukie trying to spit some game with Gayle (trik's mom)...
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Yea, hitting on my mom was pretty damn funny
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
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"I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..."
{feel free to add on}
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"I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..." " says lukie"
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holla
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Lukkake is a hottie.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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don't tell me you wouldn't allow boost in the pool...
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don't tell me you wouldn't allow boost in the pool...
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his color might run and ruin everyone's bathing suits.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Boost was talking to chase's (trik's) girlfriend.
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Ouch,
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Lukkake is a hottie.
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not as hot as you
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LOL this reminds me of the hottub pic on 2+2
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
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"I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..."
{feel free to add on}
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"I was just finishing my workout at the gym when this guy comes up to me and tells me how ripped I'm looking..." " says lukie"
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holla

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And you were the one hitting on my mom and gf???? Holla
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stop being mean dude
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stop being mean dude
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damn lukie is hot...
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Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
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hey I'm 20 and don't hate because I told a couple stories of hanging out with some girls for the first time and everybody expected happy endings...
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Let me kids tell you about this one time when i almost got to second base. I was about 25 yrs old...
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hey I'm 20 and don't hate because I told a couple stories of hanging out with some girls for the first time and everybody expected happy endings...
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You gotta pay extra for happy endings
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LOL OPERATIONS
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um, you've never charged.
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um, you've never charged.
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Never up front, he sneaks it out of your wallet when you're sleeping.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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