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Old 08-22-2006, 11:42 AM     Post subject: Gutshots Don't Exist #1 (permalink)  
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chogster: on draw
Rondavu: that wasn't a draw
Rondavu: That was a gutter s l u t
chogster: 1 card from a straight, think thats a draw fella
Rondavu: nope
Rondavu: it isn't
chogster: what kind of crazy &!% poker do you play then
Rondavu: gutshot isn't a draw
Rondavu: God says so
chogster: so its not a gunshot straight draw then. mmmmmm
Rondavu: no
Rondavu: what part don't you understand
chogster: if i've got 4 cards to a staright, i'm on a draw!
Rondavu: The hell you are
Rondavu: Ask your mom
chogster: i'd go and read some books if i was you
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Old 08-22-2006, 02:57 PM #2 (permalink)  
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 You seem to have missed out the part at the beginning where you go:

"Wtf you f**king stupid donk wtf were you calling me with you dumb fish"

after you couldn't place him on a fishy gutshot and he took your stack.
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Old 08-22-2006, 06:26 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 08-22-2006, 06:31 PM     Post subject: Re: Gutshots Don't Exist #4 (permalink)  
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chogster: i'd go and read some books if i was you
I think this is my favorite part.
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Old 08-22-2006, 06:54 PM     Post subject: Re: Gutshots Don't Exist #5 (permalink)  
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
 
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Old 08-22-2006, 06:54 PM     Post subject: Re: Gutshots Don't Exist #6 (permalink)  
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Rondavu: gutshot isn't a draw
Rondavu: God says so
this is by far my favorite part
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
 
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Old 08-24-2006, 03:14 AM #7 (permalink)  
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