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Old 09-28-2008, 12:33 AM     Post subject: the greatest poker playa evar!! #1 (permalink)  
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 Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped
some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them
up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her
dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his
head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife
followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you
like under there?'

Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She
said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.'

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.

Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and
Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 pm. sharp
and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom
and closed their transaction, as agreed Jim quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon
arriving, asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'

With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a
few minutes this afternoon.' Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her
husband curtly asked, 'And did he give you $500?'

Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.'

Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,

'He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. he promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'

Now THAT, my friends, is a great poker player . . . .
 
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Old 09-28-2008, 01:36 AM #2 (permalink)  
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