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Warpe
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11-02-2007, 09:08 PM
Post subject: Great FTR quotes
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^title^
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Originally Posted by vqc
but look guys, its bacon... on a cat...
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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"...bigred..."
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LOL OPERATIONS
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gabe
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"i voted no because... "
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Numbr2intheWorld
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"Gayb"
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blackatom
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We have 3x the proof of you wanting to be alone with single dudes.
-bigred to gmml
(title of thread: tallinn)
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Originally Posted by blackatom
We have 3x the proof of you wanting to be alone with single dudes.
-bigred to gmml
(title of thread: tallinn)
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huh? lol
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"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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'why are you not a thinking person?'
(someone correct the quote) X-man to Trip
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biondino
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4-of-a-Kind
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"luck odds"
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Nah nigga you a bat
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Jack Sawyer
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4-of-a-Kind
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\/\/
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
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kingnat
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Full House
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I've always been a fan of:
"What's that black thing on my arm!?" - Lukie
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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SHIP ME 50 BONES PLZ SPOONY
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Deanglow
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"but how much did you win" and it ain't even close
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
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Lynch Pelion.
somebody had to say it.
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flomo
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Full House
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classic "lynch pelion" 
ty TJ
my favorite
"where is that dragon?"
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ragon+staresys
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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She's not that fat
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by Deanglow
"but how much did you win" and it ain't even close
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ship it that was me!
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Who the fuck's that golf chick
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Who the fuck's that golf chick
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We've heard that a lot but I wouldn't call it great.
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IowaSkinsFan
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Straight Flush
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"I don't get why you insist on stacking off with J high all the time."
-Sauce
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IowaSkinsFan
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Straight Flush
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"Try not saying the word Obviously for 2 weeks."
-gabe
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Deanglow
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Originally Posted by flomo
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Reading some of that thread made me nostalgic for RIPJG. How the hell did he get 1200 posts before being banned?
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Warpe
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Originally Posted by bigboy5540
I am a holdem master
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
I'm not even happy for you this time. Where's my big break?
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In reference to my 2nd BBj win.
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will641
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in reference to some really bad hand Pelion played some time ago and put a poll on who liked his play:
"Wow I hate your PF and your flop play. Can you put a poll on that?"
-bigspenda73
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Originally Posted by Fnord
meh.
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Get your own badge! Click profile at the top and FTR Badge from the left nav.
"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
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Fold Prebirth.
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Halv
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pro crastinator
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"I rarely, if ever, get pms"
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
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Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking
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(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
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LeFou
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4-of-a-Kind
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still the best after all these years:
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hey lukie, keep up the awesome thread.
i just got a new monitor, so if you want to post any really big images i can handle it.
thanks
gabe
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gabe
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haha
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Silly String
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Full House
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So I'm shaving my balls, right...
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Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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blackatom
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: The big D
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
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Originally Posted by blackatom
We have 3x the proof of you wanting to be alone with single dudes.
-bigred to gmml
(title of thread: tallinn)
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huh? lol |
My bad on not getting this one to you sooner:
ftr....../phpBB2/forum/poker-57846.html
Sorry, but I can't post url's/links cause I only have 1 post.. and since I'm never venturing outside the commune again, I guess it's just going to have to stay that way. 
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DaNutsInYoEye
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lol radashacked
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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Location: Marry Me Cheryl!!!
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Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
lol radashacked
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awesome. this needs to be brought back
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Jack Sawyer
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Old School
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Originally Posted by blackatom
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=57846&highlight=tallinn
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fyp
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
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blackatom
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: The big D
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tyty
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euphoricism
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Your place or my place
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"Pots too fold for online read"
Mike4066 meant to type "The pot is too big to fold for one bet with an online read" but instead typed that gem. It became a running theme in the LHE forums whenever the pot was too big to fold. Pots too fold for online read!
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Xianti
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Administrator
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
'why are you not a thinking person?'
(someone correct the quote) X-man to Trip
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I R AWESOME
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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werewolf
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LOL OPERATIONS
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mrhappy333
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Full House
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this thread delivers
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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kthx.
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
'why are you not a thinking person?'
(someone correct the quote) X-man to Trip
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It was from an AIM convo
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WillburForce
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Flush
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"But on the other hand, 4 aces goes round 3 people more than 10 and so maybe more likely you will run into them. Chicken and egg kinda situation."
- my heads still spins trying to make sense of this......
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pantherhound
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Flush
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Click a mouse, win a house
This thread is useless without pics
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Jimmy Mac
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Full House
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Originally Posted by pantherhound
This thread is useless without pics
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Let me be the first to say:
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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what about that post by sandstorm that got POTY last year?
I cant find it!
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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what about that post by sandstorm that got POTY last year?
I cant find it!
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bode
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Straight Flush
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wheres he been btw?
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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Location: My ice is polarized
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Originally Posted by bode
wheres he been btw?
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(1:12:59 PM) Jon V: VICTOR SAND
(1:13:04 PM) Jon V: soem guy on FTR just asked where u were
(1:13:14 PM) Jon V: di u retire, i want to nominate u for hall of fame
(1:13:35 PM) - victor: I haven't retired, but I've had a lot of work to do.
(1:13:55 PM) - victor: Although I almost broke my roll a couple o'tmes.
(1:14:03 PM) Jon V: ur gf is nowa model for party poker, and u have to drive her around the world?
(1:14:15 PM) - victor: I'm moving forward slowly now, but I'm getting there :P
(1:14:22 PM) Jon V:
(1:14:32 PM) - victor: hell to the yeah! my imaginary one is at least
(1:15:20 PM) - victor: I'll probably do some "work" on my roll tonight, just need to get some fresh air first
(1:15:25 PM) - victor: see ya!
(1:16:11 PM) Jon V: bye
(1:16:21 PM) Jon V: what do u do as work by the way
(1:19:43 PM) - victor: atm I'm working at a floor-industry.
(1:19:49 PM) - victor: sorting different types of wood.
(1:20:04 PM) Jon V: roger
(1:20:13 PM) - victor: not interesting, not creative, not fun. hah.
(1:20:30 PM) - victor: ohwell, gtggtg ^_^
(1:20:36 PM) - victor: xoxo
(1:20:39 PM) Jon V: xoxoxo
(1:20:40 PM) Jon V: cxya
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