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Old 02-29-2008, 11:19 PM     Post subject: golfing with Hitler #1 (permalink)  
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Ok, this was the strangest dream I ever had. What about yours?

p.s. He's a horrible golfer and he hates losing.
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Old 03-01-2008, 04:11 AM     Post subject: Re: golfing with Hitler #2 (permalink)  
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Ok, this was the strangest dream I ever had. What about yours?

p.s. He's a horrible golfer and he hates losing.
lol wow, that is very strange.

My most memorable dream was one where someone was chasing me through a multistory parking lot. I woke up right after I had kicked the bejeezus out of my headboard (homer simpson style).
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My dreams are very very realistic. To the point where I find myself 'dejavuing' a lot.

Like, last night I dreamed that I took my car and ran it through a carwash at the gas station. When I finally got up and walked out to my car I did a little double take because i was like, wtf I thought I just washed this thing.

Kind of sucks, but the occasional sex dream is really really nice ;]
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haha, I do that to. Sometimes I have to ask people if we had a conversation and they just look at me weird. So I say "oh, must have been a dream". Which is awesome because then you can bluff, where you say something stupid that never happened and bail yourself out "oh, must have been a dream"

My weirdest dream. I had a couple beers then went to work at the mall. It was at a store I actually worked at. I caught this kid stealing and yelled at him so he went to get the mall security. I kinda freaked because I thought I was going to get a DUI because the guard would know I had been drinking, and obv I drove to work so obv I drove drunk.

I dip out the back and am walking down a stream, ala Shawshank, trying to get away. I come around the bend and my mom is standing there with a bowl of Trix because she thought I would be hungry.
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Strangest experience in a dream i ever had was at the end of a dream. It was so crazy for me i actually wrote it down (this was a year ago):

I got home today and was very tired, so when i got back to my dorm i went straight to sleep. I felt like i was about to wake up, but it was completely different than that. I felt a little short of breath, and i felt a little scared. I "opened" my eyes a little bit, it was blurry. I had this feeling i was in a different place, i think my bed sheets were green, this room was definitely not my dorm. A voice, i'm pretty sure it was a womans, started saying "hello? hello?" she might have asked if i was up. I didn't respond.

I had this strange thought in my head of what was actually going on. I had the idea in my head that i was "waking up" to the real world, kind of like the Matrix. Either that, or i was in an afterlife place. But i didn't want to wake up, i wanted to go back to "normal" life because, well just because i felt like i still had things to do. It was almost a struggle, but i managed to close my eyes and i shortly woke up in my own bed. I forgot about my dream immediately, but i remembered it a little later.
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Old 03-01-2008, 07:14 PM #6 (permalink)  
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the worst dreams are the ones where friction doesnt apply, if you know what i mean. its like you are trying to run from the cops or something, but you just cant build any momentum, and you are thining fuck fuck fuck why cant i run? lol its prety fucked up.
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haha i cant stop laughing, awesome post
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Mine is very similar to max's and has happened maybe 2 or 3 times since the first episode.

I was at my girlfreinds house taking a nap after school or while ditching class or some shit. I remember she was in the shower getting ready because we were going to go out. I remember waking up but I coulding move, I was paralyzed. And not only that I felt a presence, it was strange I couldnt actually see it bet feeling it had to do with my vision, if that makes any sort of sense. The "presence" which I identified as male spoke to me however Im not sure if it was intelligible in the dream as I dont remember what was said afterwards. For whatever reason, maybe the obvious one I was paralyzed in bed while some sort of ghost haunted me, I was incredibly scared. I tried to scream but I couldnt, which made me panic more. Imagine having no defense against something but screaming out of instinct since thats the only thing you can do to possibly deter it, yet not being able to. Its pretty fucking scary. Anyways I remember very clearly my point of view in the dream, something that is not typical. Normally I experience dreams from a third person perspective like its a movie and Im the main character. In this reoccurring dream it was first person and in this particular episode I was laying on my side looking at the closet. At the height of my panic I actually did wake up, and this is the weirdest part, I had the say view, looking over at the closet while laying on my side.
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i was in the nba last night, but i was a bottom tier player averaging like .5 and 2.5 a game, still pretty sweet though

also, at 6'2", i felt like a midgit
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