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06-16-2006, 11:59 AM
Post subject: give me a uh, Liter O' Cola
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Straight Flush
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liscense and registration chicken fucker
BKAWKKKKKKKK
that is all meow
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Renton
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Straight Flush
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Location: Atlanta, GA, USA
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team ramrod, go
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bode
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Straight Flush
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the shnozberries taste like, shnozberries.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Location: This room is a good place to be
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Oh that's not ours.
CANDY BARS!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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samsonite2100
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Full House
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Location: Your loosing, lolololololololololol
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What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers.
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Originally Posted by samsonite2100
What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers.
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Tough choice, but I'd probably end up just buying the Cleveland Cavaliers or something.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
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"Oh look a bar of soap..."
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Location: Nest of Douchebags
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"They think I'm Mexican"
"You're not Mexican?"
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Renton
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Straight Flush
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Location: Atlanta, GA, USA
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i got you, you fucker
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Setzy
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Flush
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
"Oh look a bar of soap..."
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Oh give me the goddamn soap!
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Save your stories 'cuz they're all the same..
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bode
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Straight Flush
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It stinks like sex in here.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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bode
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Straight Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: slow motion
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'Who wants a mustache ride?'
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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bode
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Straight Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: slow motion
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Rabbit -'You're saying you're gonna light my country music award on fire?'
Farva -'I'm sayin when my suspension is over, you better watch your ass!'
Rabbit -'Or you're gonna light my ass on fire?'
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
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Ramathorne: Do you know how fast you were going?
High kid: 65?
Ramathorne: 63.
High kid: But isn't the speed limit 65?
Ramathorne: Yes it is. But do you know why we're pulling you over? (Holds the bag of weed up). Littering.
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
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Just cleaning out the old locker. She stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her. I guess you could say that about all my girls.
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Muxy
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
Ramathorne: Do you know how fast you were going?
High kid: 65?
Ramathorne: 63.
High kid: But isn't the speed limit 65?
Ramathorne: Yes it is. But do you know why we're pulling you over? (Holds the bag of weed up). Littering.
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littering and.......littering and.......littering and.......littering and.......
Smokin the reefer........ but officer that isn't ours. CANDY BARS!!!
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
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Originally Posted by Renton
i got you GOOD, you fucker
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nit picking
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
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Mac: All right, how about Cat Game?
Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster: Ten? Starting right meow?
Driver: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.
Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow.
Driver: Sorry.
Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Driver: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
Foster: All right meow, where were we?
Driver: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster: Am I saying meow?
Driver: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?
Foster: Meow. What is so damn funny?
Driver: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
Foster: You stop laughing right meow!
Driver: Yes sir.
Foster: Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law.
Foster: Not so funny meow, is it?
Foster: Meow!
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
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Chief Grady: I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure.
Farva: It's powdered sugar.
Chief Grady: The lice hate the sugar.
Farva: It's delicious.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Khabbi
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Flush
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Farva: Who wants cream? (everyone ignores Farva)... Nobody? (everyone still ignores Farva)... Okay, no cream.
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gabe
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Moderator
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Location: trying to live
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at th elocal 7-11 there are always these two black guys working at night and whenever i go buy booze from them i drop the 'meow' thing a few times and they always start laughing. then they do it to all the customers after me.
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