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spoonitnow
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01-14-2007, 03:44 PM
Post subject: gingerbread turds
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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bigred
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spaghetti turd, lol
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LOL OPERATIONS
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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this is the worst idea i've ever seen in my entire life. it's a butt plug that you wear when you poop????
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flomo
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Full House
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Holy Crap!!!!!
do they have one in the shape of a cross
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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like it you push too hard doesnt ot fall out or something>?
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boost
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Full House
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I didnt click, Im eating.. the responses intrigue me though.
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Warpe
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Troubleshooting:
Problem:
"The device flew out of my ass while I was taking a dump. What's wrong?"
Probable cause and solution:
- You may have too much or improper lubrication. Remove the device and wipe it down with a dish towel. If lubrication is desired, we recommend saliva only.
- Excess gas can cause the device to rocket across the room. Refer to the "Dietary Concerns" section of this manual.
- Your sphincter may have abnormally expanded. Immediately discontinue use and consult a physician.
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