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Old 09-12-2004, 06:16 AM     Post subject: George Dubya joke #1 (permalink)  
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One night GW Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington' ghost standing beside him. Bush looks up and
asks, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, then fades away.
The 2nd night sleep still evades Bush. He sees the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush lowers his voice and asks, "Franklin, What is the best
thing I could to help the country?"
FDR replies, "Help the less fortunate, just as I did," and the he disappears.
Bush still isn't sleeping well the 3rd night. He tosses and turns, and suddenly another figure moves out of the shadows. It's the ghost of
Abraham Lincoln. "Abe," Bush pleads, "what's the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"
Lincoln pauses, then replies, "Go see a play
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