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06-23-2008, 06:45 AM
Post subject: George Carlin dead at 71
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RIP dude, you were fucking hilarious.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done'."
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
Damn.
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BankItDrew
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this is the first i've heard...horrible news
amazing comic
brilliant mind
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Renton
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no fucking way
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Oh no. This is terrible, terrible news.
RIP 
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bode
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wow that sucks
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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This sucks :/
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Warpe
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shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits
rip George, we loved ya
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jyms
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Damn. one of my all time favorites
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Da GOAT
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Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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Jack Sawyer
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RIP
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
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That's too bad. Natural causes?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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jyms
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o
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wesrman
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R.I.P.
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Jack Sawyer
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And he was smart too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI5EY...eature=related
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
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Deanglow
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he was my fucking hero
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George, a great mind, had grown dark and deep in his later days, but I saw him in person and in concert about 4-5 years ago at the MGM grand, I was sitting third row, early for the show, drinking beforehand with my brother, he came out and talked with us a few minutes before the true show started, then disappeared backstage, gave the best comedy show I'd seen. He spoke directly to us a couple of times during the show, standing near our seats (just to the left of center stage) and looking right at us...
His views on the world are spot on, his commentary points out the lunacy that is the human being...
George, we will miss you...
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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I can't believe I was reading his latest book just yesterday. So weird.
This guy was probably one of the only stand-up comedians I've actually liked.
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GatorJH
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"7 words you can never say on television" is one of the greatest comedic skits of all time imo.
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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wesrman
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"7 words you can never say on television" is one of the greatest comedic skits of all time imo.
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Agree.
Also "you gotta make with the head" (from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)was one of the funniest things ever.
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Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
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Before clicking I guessed liberal rant. People who agree with us are smrat LAWL amirite?
FWIW I like alot of Carlin's work, but I don't like his preachy stuff. He's supposed to be a comedian.
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<SrslySirius> Hal Lubarsky, my nemesis.
<SaltLick> are you seriously losing to a blind guy
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Monty3038
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Originally Posted by grnydrowave2
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Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
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Before clicking I guessed liberal rant. People who agree with us are smrat LAWL amirite?
FWIW I like alot of Carlin's work, but I don't like his preachy stuff. He's supposed to be a comedian. |
The stuff I love best is the stupidity of the human race... ie- You drive on a parkway and park on a driveway... that kind of stuff... just hilarious. And the 7 words... he has a lot of material that is awesome... I seem to remember him ripping on gallagher too.
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a500lbgorilla
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It's funny because I think George Carlin would laugh at the idea of resting in peace.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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wufwugy
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at least he's in a better place amirite
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Warpe
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Let's hope he's not regretting all those religious jokes.
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my favorite:
Move your shit so I can put my stuff down
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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silu73
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A great comedian and a spiritual supporter of VHEMT's course.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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He is still what I hope to be when my life is said and done.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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wesrman
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Cutting down on how many kids we have is a good idea imo. VHEMT is just too extreme.
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BankItDrew
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Originally Posted by Warpe
Let's hope he's not regretting all those religious jokes.
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QFT
WARPE... you've been on the ball lately
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BankItDrew
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George Carlin on Death
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3PiZSFIVFiU
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frosst
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my fav
football vs baseball
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Originally Posted by grnydrowave2
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Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
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Before clicking I guessed liberal rant. People who agree with us are smrat LAWL amirite?
FWIW I like alot of Carlin's work, but I don't like his preachy stuff. He's supposed to be a comedian. |
haha, good call. it was actually funny/true up till blaming the government.
i think it was this same comedy sketch that he had this really funny opening.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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wesrman
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He was the first ever host of SNL.
Anyone know where we can watch that episode???
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george on fat/dumb people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M5Xm...eature=related
and natural disasters, lolz.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pe4X...eature=related
obv both nsfw
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Warpe
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This weekend's SNL will be a repeat of the first ever episode, hosted by George Carlin.
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wesrman
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Originally Posted by Warpe
This weekend's SNL will be a repeat of the first ever episode, hosted by George Carlin.
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Sweet. Thanks Warpe.
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