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Old 09-03-2006, 01:04 PM     Post subject: Funny post on 2p2 #1 (permalink)  
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Involves a lathe in living room, starts slow, read.

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Old 09-03-2006, 02:34 PM #2 (permalink)  
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i never thought a lathe could invoke such hilarity !
AWOL.
 
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Old 09-03-2006, 02:38 PM #3 (permalink)  
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nor a player generate so much in rake
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Old 09-03-2006, 06:02 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 09-04-2006, 01:15 AM #5 (permalink)  
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LOL. hes tangled in this mothafuka!!
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tl;orhoi

(too long; only read half of it)

Funny stuff though.
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Old 09-04-2006, 12:23 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Originally Posted by kyleb - halfway down the thread
My sophomore year roommate was:

-Schizophrenic
-Paranoid
-Alcoholic
-A sleepwalker/talker

In his sleep, he crawled over to my bed (we had lofted beds), punched me in the face, then lept off the bed (5'5" tall), landed on his side on the tile, then ran out of the room screaming "THE MOUNTAIN LION IS GOING TO EAT ME."

This is only one of many stories.

So, in short, I don't want to hear it.
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Old 09-04-2006, 02:53 PM #8 (permalink)  
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LETS GET THIS MOTHAFUCKING LATHE OUT OF THIS MOTHAFUCKING LIVING ROOM!
LOL OPERATIONS
 
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Old 09-04-2006, 04:05 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
LETS GET THIS MOTHAFUCKING LATHE OUT OF THIS MOTHAFUCKING LIVING ROOM!
IM TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING LATHE IN MY MOTHERFUCKING LIVING ROOM!

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LETS GET THIS MOTHAFUCKING LATHE OUT OF THIS MOTHAFUCKING LIVING ROOM!
IM TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING LATHE IN MY MOTHERFUCKING LIVING ROOM!
LATHE IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!!!
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