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dsaxton
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08-05-2007, 03:55 AM
Post subject: Funniest screen names in online poker?
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4-of-a-Kind
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What are the funniest screen names you've seen on poker sites?
My nominations:
NuttyPooLog (Pokerstars, his avatar is also hilarious if you've seen it)
yellowundie (Pokerstars)
UltimateButt (Full Tilt)
OMGClayAiken (Full Tilt)
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OMGClayAiken is probably the best ever, and I honestly have no clue why.
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Lukie
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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triptanes had "lolblackpeople" and i lold at that
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hlacheen
lol its hilarious!
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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OMGClayAiken is pretty good.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by TheFaucet
blacksnatch
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This one was funny too but not because the name was clever. Y'know? Racist funny isn't the same as clever funny. They make me laugh for different reasons.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bode
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Originally Posted by Lukie
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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IdMuckYerMom used to play on Stars and I always thought that was a pretty good name.
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Originally Posted by Lukie
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This next to Bode's avatar is classic.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Originally Posted by Lukie
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This is the funniest I have heard of yet.
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Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
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listening to a drunk raptor rail cts in the bahamas constantly going "muck em say uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, nah nah nuh nahhhh" was hilarious, so muckemsayuhhh gets my vote.
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plays 100nl on i-poker.
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Originally Posted by dwarfman
DoUCY
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NOT FUNNY BOOOOH!!
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Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
OMGClayAiken is pretty good.
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its made funny by the fact that its actually a good play who plays relatively high stakes
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Looking through my DB...
takeitstewy
PARTYISOVER
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
listening to a drunk raptor rail cts in the bahamas constantly going "muck em say uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, nah nah nuh nahhhh" was hilarious, so muckemsayuhhh gets my vote.
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hahaha, wow, I'm actually kind of upset that I missed this.
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dsaxton
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I played stud with a guy named Barney Rubble today.
And yes, seeing "slavery_lol" next to a picture of Bill Cosby giving a thumbs up is golden.
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The only remotely interesting name in my DB is Jonnybumface
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Originally Posted by Kits
The only remotely interesting name in my DB is Jonnybumface
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You like playing against nits
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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GlassBottomBoat is a friend of mine's SN, that has to be one of my faves.
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IowaSkinsFan
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Originally Posted by Nehmer
IdMuckYerMom used to play on Stars and I always thought that was a pretty good name.
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massimo's sn is muckingurmom
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boost
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Originally Posted by Lukie
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
listening to a drunk raptor rail cts in the bahamas constantly going "muck em say uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, nah nah nuh nahhhh" was hilarious, so muckemsayuhhh gets my vote.
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hahaha, wow, I'm actually kind of upset that I missed this.
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yah and then gabe is going on about how he thinks twincaracas is a huge fish and how he had some chat altercation with him. Little does gabe know that twin is sitting like 3 feet away, raptor taps tc and is like "HEY THIS IS GEEPEEE THREE THREE THREEEEE"
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Harry
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gabe why were you at a .5/1 table on stars the other day
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