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a500lbgorilla
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02-22-2006, 02:49 AM
Post subject: Funniest post in ftr
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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I'll be putting together the offical funniest post in ftr. Post or pm links with nominations. But I already know the clear, hands down winner.
No reason not to play for second, though, Bigred.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Blinky
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Flush
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I have a hard time deciding between sandstorm's post and muxy's masterpiece.
Solution: two categories!
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Originally Posted by Rondavu
We will not support your pocket pair aggression.
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swiggidy
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How about a top ten list
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(='.'=)
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Alright, but i cant post my list til later tomorrow
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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Sandstorm wins hand down.
I'm not trying to nominate myself, I'm not funny, I'm mean.
But if there's a sexiest poster thread, I will take the gold.
What we need is a "Most ginger poster". Guess who wins?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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sandstorm
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Flush
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Holy shit my post is nominated. We can end this now, right?
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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ake
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Straight
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I nominate this post
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...asc&highlight=
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midas06
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^ Seconded
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journey075
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Full House
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Quote:
Gayness
had to pay uni fees today
So no more bankroll
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Quote:
Cheer up your bankroll is still bigger than mine
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maybe not the funniest, but they made me the happiest.
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a500lbgorilla
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http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ic.php?t=10508
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...149&highlight=
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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There was a post by someone, midas or hydro i think, where they posted a pic of an email with a correspondence between stars support for a play money chop.
He started it like "dear mr support"
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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gabe
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I FOUND THOSE DONT TAKE CREDIT STUPID RILLA
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sandstorm
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Flush
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http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ic.php?t=25744
"i voted no because i dont think he is a bot"
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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midas06
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
There was a post by someone, midas or hydro i think, where they posted a pic of an email with a correspondence between stars support for a play money chop.
He started it like "dear mr support"
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http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...716&highlight=
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Jimmy Mac
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RiverWarror: http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...t=riverwarrior
Greedo on H@LLINGGOL:
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This is his math:
Hmm. Today I am feeling 98% like a stud, so I will raise my gutshot, and if I hit it I will get him to call me all in, but if I don't I will get him to fold. This will make me into a 99% stud, at which point his cards and buttons will appear on my screen and I will just play for him
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http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ic.php?t=12644
classic
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midas06
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a500lbgorilla
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http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ight=radashack
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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journey075
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Estrop
Wow, I had a similar situation. But the girl was an actual porn star in a movie and her face was my monitor.
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by far.
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=14630&highlight=radashack
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that one is my vote
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Boondock the Bot-Slayer
-'rilla
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midas06
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So what happened to this
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a500lbgorilla
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QXUXQ8miHs
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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TBD
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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gabe
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a500lbgorilla
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http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...c.php?p=205126
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Fnord
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Triptan3s FTW!!!
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ic.php?t=29551
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Muxy
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not thread.
Single post.
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