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Old 02-22-2006, 02:49 AM     Post subject: Funniest post in ftr #1 (permalink)  
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I'll be putting together the offical funniest post in ftr. Post or pm links with nominations. But I already know the clear, hands down winner.

No reason not to play for second, though, Bigred.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 02-22-2006, 05:26 AM #2 (permalink)  
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I have a hard time deciding between sandstorm's post and muxy's masterpiece.

Solution: two categories!
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Old 02-22-2006, 01:59 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 02-22-2006, 02:24 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Alright, but i cant post my list til later tomorrow

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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Old 02-22-2006, 05:34 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Sandstorm wins hand down.

I'm not trying to nominate myself, I'm not funny, I'm mean.

But if there's a sexiest poster thread, I will take the gold.

What we need is a "Most ginger poster". Guess who wins?
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Old 02-22-2006, 09:54 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Holy shit my post is nominated. We can end this now, right?
>3

this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
 
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Old 02-22-2006, 10:07 PM #7 (permalink)  
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I nominate this post

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Old 02-22-2006, 10:09 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 02-22-2006, 10:09 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 02-22-2006, 10:16 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 02-22-2006, 10:19 PM #11 (permalink)  
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There was a post by someone, midas or hydro i think, where they posted a pic of an email with a correspondence between stars support for a play money chop.

He started it like "dear mr support"

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Old 02-22-2006, 10:20 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 02-22-2006, 10:24 PM #13 (permalink)  
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http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ic.php?t=25744

"i voted no because i dont think he is a bot"
>3

this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
 
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Old 02-22-2006, 10:28 PM #14 (permalink)  
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There was a post by someone, midas or hydro i think, where they posted a pic of an email with a correspondence between stars support for a play money chop.

He started it like "dear mr support"
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Old 02-23-2006, 05:23 AM #15 (permalink)  
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This is his math:

Hmm. Today I am feeling 98% like a stud, so I will raise my gutshot, and if I hit it I will get him to call me all in, but if I don't I will get him to fold. This will make me into a 99% stud, at which point his cards and buttons will appear on my screen and I will just play for him
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Old 02-23-2006, 08:35 AM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 02-23-2006, 01:25 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 02-23-2006, 01:48 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Wow, I had a similar situation. But the girl was an actual porn star in a movie and her face was my monitor.
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Old 02-24-2006, 05:49 AM #19 (permalink)  
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that one is my vote
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Old 02-28-2006, 03:46 AM #20 (permalink)  
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Old 02-28-2006, 03:47 AM #21 (permalink)  
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Old 02-28-2006, 03:49 AM #22 (permalink)  
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Old 02-28-2006, 03:52 AM #23 (permalink)  
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Old 02-28-2006, 03:53 AM #24 (permalink)  
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Old 03-02-2006, 01:01 AM #25 (permalink)  
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Old 03-02-2006, 01:16 AM #26 (permalink)  
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