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Old 12-20-2008, 11:59 PM     Post subject: Fun with telemarketers #1 (permalink)  
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I've been a member of FTR for several years now. Although I don't post very often, I probably spend at least an hour a day reading the threads. Even though you don't know me, I feel as if I know many of you.
Resolution is to post more often in the coming year. Thanks for having a wonderful forum.

I'm kind of know as a clown on the sites I do post at. I hope y'all enjoy this.

No matter how many times I listen to this, I always crack up.

Ron Mabe keeps a tape recorder by his telephone and whenever a telemarketer calls, he lets them have it.

http://joshualowry.vox.com/library/a...ab8c18e1d.html
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Old 12-21-2008, 12:40 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 12-21-2008, 12:54 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 12-21-2008, 12:57 AM #4 (permalink)  
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hai welcome to the shitshow!

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 12-21-2008, 01:12 AM     Post subject: Re: Fun with telemarketers #5 (permalink)  
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Ron Mabe keeps a tape recorder by his telephone and whenever a telemarketer calls, he lets them have it.

http://joshualowry.vox.com/library/a...ab8c18e1d.html
I don't usually like listening to audio recordings, but this is amazing. Well done sir.

I'll surpress my "congrats on being 25% of the way towards the freerolls" comment.
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Old 12-21-2008, 01:57 AM #6 (permalink)  
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o m f g

i just listened to it and i am dying laughing. I haven't laughed this hard since i was a little boy

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 12-21-2008, 06:03 PM #7 (permalink)  
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^^^^^ shoulda said since bigred was last tickling him

u slippin aboogorilla
 
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Old 12-22-2008, 03:28 AM #8 (permalink)  
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Let's say I wanted to mail your ass a letter....

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Old 12-22-2008, 06:36 AM #9 (permalink)  
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haha i love bob and tom this is good
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Old 12-22-2008, 01:14 PM #10 (permalink)  
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u slippin aboogorilla
He usually cries after sex. What a queer, amirite?
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