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Old 02-18-2007, 04:55 PM     Post subject: Fun with school #1 (permalink)  
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Old 02-18-2007, 05:23 PM #2 (permalink)  
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The best one is the integral from 0 to the batsymbol of batman dbatsymbol = bruce wayne

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Old 02-18-2007, 05:31 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 02-18-2007, 05:33 PM #4 (permalink)  
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That is my favorite too...But I have to say I like the simplicity of "x = suck my dick, fag" a lot too.
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Old 02-18-2007, 06:35 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 02-18-2007, 09:42 PM #6 (permalink)  
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the best one is the elephant one



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Old 02-19-2007, 04:46 AM #7 (permalink)  
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That is my favorite too...But I have to say I like the simplicity of "x = suck my dick, fag" a lot too.
yah the other where slightly clever whimsical humor... then this one just came out of nowhere lol, jon youre a funny person, lets go to kanadia.
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Old 02-19-2007, 05:11 AM #8 (permalink)  
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i laughed so hard. Did you actually do this?
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Old 02-19-2007, 05:22 AM #9 (permalink)  
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the best one is the elephant one
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Old 02-19-2007, 06:11 AM #10 (permalink)  
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i actulaly dont understand why the first answer didnt get any credit. Its a legit answer. STupid teachers.
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Old 02-19-2007, 08:03 AM #11 (permalink)  
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I cant stop laughing at the last one, trip, youre my hero.
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Old 02-19-2007, 01:17 PM #12 (permalink)  
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This was not me, but when I go back to school maybe I should.

I like that he or she utilizes correct grammar.

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Old 02-19-2007, 07:47 PM #13 (permalink)  
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awww.. what a let down..
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Old 02-19-2007, 09:16 PM #14 (permalink)  
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This was not me, but when I go back to school maybe I should.

I like that he or she utilizes correct grammar.

Suck my dick, fag

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Old 02-19-2007, 09:30 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 02-26-2007, 02:45 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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Old 02-26-2007, 02:48 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 02-26-2007, 09:20 PM #18 (permalink)  
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k that one is the best one.



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Old 02-27-2007, 01:15 AM #19 (permalink)  
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LMAO!!
my fav, is because he slept with his boss's wife!
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Old 02-27-2007, 05:23 AM #20 (permalink)  
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Old 03-04-2007, 01:51 PM #22 (permalink)  
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More fun with school.

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Old 03-04-2007, 02:23 PM #23 (permalink)  
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:41 PM #24 (permalink)  
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Old 03-04-2007, 04:17 PM #25 (permalink)  
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Suck my dick, fag
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Old 03-05-2007, 09:53 PM #26 (permalink)  
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Old 03-05-2007, 11:56 PM #27 (permalink)  
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:34 AM #28 (permalink)  
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Many nations are poor because they have no money. America tries to give them money sometimes but I dont think they know how to use it because theyre still poor. I think they try to eat the money because theyre spoiled by missionaries who give them food instead of teaching them how to get money. I think thats what they mean by "nickels a day can feed a child." I thought, "how could food be so cheap over there?" Its not. They just eat the nickels.
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Old 03-06-2007, 04:30 AM #29 (permalink)  
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My old work offered to pay my way through MBA school, breeze through an Executive program for 2 years part-time or something, they offered to ease up on my work schedule and said I had a career path leading to CIO at the company... but I hate school and didn't wanna go back, I turned them down.

But this thread makes me wanna go back!!! School looks hilarious! ROFL!!!
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Old 03-06-2007, 10:19 PM #30 (permalink)  
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Old 03-07-2007, 01:44 PM #31 (permalink)  
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