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Old 02-09-2006, 10:54 PM     Post subject: Fun with Jabberwacky the chat AI bot #1 (permalink)  
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User: Do you play poker?

Jabberwacky: Yes I do.

User: What style?

Jabberwacky: Style of what?

User: Poker.

Jabberwacky: Deal me in.

User: Texas Holdem?

Jabberwacky: Ok.

User: Ok, I raise, it's on you.

Jabberwacky: No you are not !

User: Do not estimate my Bill Fillmaff powers and fold.

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Good laydown, I had Jack King Unsuited.

Jabberwacky: Yes.. It's very hot here.

User: Yeah, ok next hand, you deal.

Jabberwacky: Yeah, sure.

User: What's your play?

Jabberwacky: I don't have one. It's hopeless.

User: You fold then, I take down the pot.

Jabberwacky: Yes, in the pot of marmite.

User: Erm, right. I'll deal the next hand. I raise.

Jabberwacky: Ok. Poker?

User: You can call, fold, or raise.

Jabberwacky: What about Offspring?

User: Please do not bet your children.

Jabberwacky: And what do you think about dieting?

User: Call, raise or fold damn it.

Jabberwacky: Ok are you really good?

User: I am Bill Fillmaff, of course I am good.

Jabberwacky: Good.

User: So do you fold?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Good laydown, I had wired kings baby. Your deal.

Jabberwacky: Really give me a question.

User: Can you deal?

Jabberwacky: Sure.

User: OK, you're SB, what's your move?

Jabberwacky: I don't know.

User: Do you concede defeat?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Gg!

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Bill Fillmaff is the winner by default!

Jabberwacky: Is your name Bill fold?

User: DON'T EVER PRONOUNCE BILL FILLMAFF'S NAME WRONG.

Jabberwacky: Ok I won't I live to please, lol.

User: Bye.

Jabberwacky: Don't go.

User: Fuck you.

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Old 02-09-2006, 11:09 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 02-09-2006, 11:14 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 02-09-2006, 11:37 PM #4 (permalink)  
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EH?!?!

My memory is going.
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Old 02-09-2006, 11:56 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 02-10-2006, 12:39 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 02-10-2006, 12:40 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 02-10-2006, 01:39 AM #8 (permalink)  
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EH?!?!

My memory is going.
DWARFMAN REMEMBER ON VENT WHEN I WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT BRITISH FOOOD YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T LIKE

I FOUND IT
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Old 02-10-2006, 06:42 AM #9 (permalink)  
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This chatbot's not too shabby at cyber sex. He definitely got me off.

Me: So you wanna fuck?
Bot: Yes.
Me: Awesome. Your place or my place?
Bot: What are you talking about?
Me: Anal sex.
Bot: Right...... You do that....
Me: Fine I will. Let me go find a cucumber.
Bot: Why don't you ask me a riddle?
Me: Because you're gay.
Bot: No are you?
Me: Ooooooooooo snap what a comeback.
Bot: I know all chatterbits fear me.
Me: So do you know what that guy triptan is on? That guy is so random.
Bot: No what time is it?
Me: Time for you to suck on my testicles bitch.
Bot: No it isn't. How old do you think I am?
Me: 11?
Bot: Yes.
Me: Sweet.
Bot: Sweet ?
Me: Your asshole tastes sweet.
Bot: Do you like it?
Me: Very much.
Bot: Thats good.
Me: Give it to me jabberwocky.
Bot: You like that?
Me: Call me daddy, yea.
Bot: I don't like the term 'Daddy'. Can I call you 'Father'?
Me: Father's alright. How about 'reverend'?
Bot: Gags are good.
Me: WTF
Bot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
Me: I'm not into that bondage shit jabberwocky, get that ball gag away from me!
Bot: What are you into?
Me: Can you pretend like I'm your sunday school teacher, and you've forgot your bible verses so now I have to spank you. With my penis.
Bot: Kimberly, I am going to make a song about you
Me: How does it go.
Bot: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
Me: That was beautiful jabberwocky. I'm crying now.
 
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Old 02-10-2006, 06:45 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 02-10-2006, 07:09 AM #11 (permalink)  
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i like marmite..

wish we could get it in the us.
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Old 02-10-2006, 07:35 AM #12 (permalink)  
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haha i just went and ordered 2 small jars from some store out of MA. i love the internet.

$18 shipped, hopefully i still like it. its been like 12 years since ive had it.
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Old 02-10-2006, 11:50 AM #13 (permalink)  
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wtf? $18 for 2 jars of marmite?? inflation kills lol
gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

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Old 02-12-2006, 05:29 AM #14 (permalink)  
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 this is 20 times worse


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Old 11-26-2006, 12:35 AM #15 (permalink)  
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 Oh jabberwacky, your conversations are clever and funny. What would we do without you?
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Old 11-26-2006, 10:47 AM #16 (permalink)  
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I think you shoudl sfold
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And i Just won $200 at 50NL in 10 min so I*m wery god
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