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spoonitnow
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02-11-2008, 01:35 PM
Post subject: Fucking Waffle House Gave Me Food Poisoning (I Think)
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Jesus fucking Christ I've got to bitch for a minute. So I got some eggs, bacon and a chicken sandwich at a Waffle House last night, and about an hour after I got home I started getting cramps like I had omfg horrible gas. I spent the next hour and a half or so on the toilet feeling like I was going to shit and puke at the same time. Then this morning I go to shit again (wasn't feeling nearly as bad) and there was a little bit of blood in it. So I look up food poisoning and it's like lol yeah you've pretty much got it and now I'm like fuuuuuck.
I'm gonna chill today and if I still feel like shit and have bloody shit in the morning I guess I'll go to a doctor or something idk.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
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bloody shit, now that sounds fun
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mmmmm salmonella
i had a similar problem minus the blood, and it took 2.5 months to figure out what was wrong. it was a shitty 2.5 months....literally
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Warpe
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sue.
or at least alert your local health inspector.
then sue.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by shazbox
mmmmm salmonella
i had a similar problem minus the blood, and it took 2.5 months to figure out what was wrong. it was a shitty 2.5 months....literally
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Well it's only been like 12 hours so w/e.
Random note but longest nipple hair is like 4.5 inches or something, just heard that on TV.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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euphoricism
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I got food poisoning a few months ago from my favorite local sub shop. I puked, I shat, I cried.
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spoonitnow
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I can lay down and feel alright but after I sit up or stand up for 5-10 minutes I start feeling like shit, sup with that.
Edit: Btw fuck this I'm a fucking grinder it's time for some poker.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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b-rabbit
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maybe its just like a normal stomach virus. or some shit. i would hate to think that god's own restaurant would make you sick. lets be sure of all the facts before we point fingers.
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do the right thing.
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here's a tip: don't eat at the fucking waffle house.
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Originally Posted by shazbox
mmmmm salmonella
i had a similar problem minus the blood, and it took 2.5 months to figure out what was wrong. it was a shitty 2.5 months....literally
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Well it's only been like 12 hours so w/e.
Random note but longest nipple hair is like 4.5 inches or something, just heard that on TV. |
nice random note... it certainly has something to do with the definite food poisoning.
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Originally Posted by Deanglow
here's a tip: don't eat at the fucking waffle house.
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I swear to god... you have the most informative/interesting posts.
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kmind
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fuck, wish i saw this earlier, just got done eating there
stomach feels horrible...had waffles and hash browns
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by Deanglow
here's a tip: don't eat at the fucking waffle house.
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Here's a tip: don't be a fucking pussy. 
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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AHiltz
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I had a roast beef burger from Arby's a while back that gave me poisoning. Shitting and puking at the same time is by far the worst experience of my life.
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Originally Posted by Warpe
sue.
or at least alert your local health inspector.
then sue.
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What a delightfully American way to deal with a little food poisoning 
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Warpe
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A "little' food poisoning could kill someone with a weak immune system (child/senior/etc.). At the very least I'd get a health inspector on their case.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by Warpe
A "little' food poisoning could kill someone with a weak immune system (child/senior/etc.). At the very least I'd get a health inspector on their case.
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Natural selection ftw
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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BankItDrew
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Originally Posted by Warpe
A "little' food poisoning could kill someone with a weak immune system (child/senior/etc.). At the very least I'd get a health inspector on their case.
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Natural selection ftw |
potm ftw
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DrivingDog
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If it is food poisoning from a restaurant it will usually wind up on more than one person's plate. You could report it to the health inspector and if they get two or three complaints about the same waffle house on the same day they will have grounds to inspectigate.
Other possibility is you just picked up a random stomach virus somewhere and it just happened to coincide in time with your waffle foray.
p.s. I'm all for self-internet-diagnosis and everything but I think a bloody shit would get me to the doctor pdq.
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"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on." (George Bush).
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b-rabbit
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you fucked the waffle house?!?!?!?
BAZING!
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do the right thing.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by DrivingDog
If it is food poisoning from a restaurant it will usually wind up on more than one person's plate.
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Again, natural selection. I refuse to interfere.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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daven
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Originally Posted by Warpe
A "little' food poisoning could kill someone with a weak immune system (child/senior/etc.). At the very least I'd get a health inspector on their case.
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man-up yo!
then go drink tap water in La Paz, or surf La Paloma (Uruguay) after a huge storm... those were my worst stomach experiences of 2007. You wanna sue there? take a gun
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p.s. I'm all for self-internet-diagnosis and everything but I think a bloody shit would get me to the doctor pdq.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Warpe
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Originally Posted by Warpe
A "little' food poisoning could kill someone with a weak immune system (child/senior/etc.). At the very least I'd get a health inspector on their case.
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man-up yo!
then go drink tap water in La Paz, or surf La Paloma (Uruguay) after a huge storm... those were my worst stomach experiences of 2007. You wanna sue there? take a gun |
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spoonitnow
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I think the pussy to real man ratio just fell.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Man I feel your pain, it has been snowing here for the past two weeks and I am too lazy to dig my car out . the last few days I have been eating pop and cornnuts/dark chocolate m&ms since I don't have any real food.
Caught up to me this afternoon I have been running to the shitter twice an hour.
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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Originally Posted by Warpe
sue.
or at least alert your local health inspector.
then sue.
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These cases are far from easy to prove.
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spoonitnow
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My god are all groups of poker players made primarily of such pussies?
Besides you Lukie, obv.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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givememyleg
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i had steak and crab legs at some mom and pop shop last night and have been having the worst day ever today.... I WANNA SUE
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i'm petey the don't sue people panda.
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buncha pussies. ive gotten food poisoning so many times. has to do with eating at hole in the wall asian joints all the time.
for the most part, the trick is to not eat chicken or certain seafoods.
im lucky that i havent been sick for longer than a day or two, but i definitely wanted to die during that time. what sucks for me is that i get omghorribad migraines when i get food poisoning. friend of mine was once bed-ridden for a week from food poisoning.
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kingnat
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I must have an iron constitution... as I have eaten raw foods my whole life (e.g. hamburger, bacon, etc.) and I got nothing... I don't eat these food raw much anymore... (i will eat freshly cut stew meat raw on occasion) but I've never had food poisoning. Although it's also likely i'm a lucky bitch... OR it's also possible that god has a plan for me to eat tons of shit and never get food poisoning cuz I've accepted him as the one true and all knowing being that smiles down on me and smites all my enemies at my will... either or...
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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Monty3038
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Umm.. I think the first mistake was waffle house.
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