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Old 01-22-2009, 06:58 AM     Post subject: fuck my life? #1 (permalink)  
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My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
 
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Old 01-22-2009, 07:02 AM #2 (permalink)  
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you should be raising more preflop. the KK hand was the only cooler.


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Old 01-22-2009, 07:08 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Hmmm no... according to my calculations 1,000,000 - 15,000 = still a million dollars.


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Old 01-22-2009, 07:22 AM #4 (permalink)  
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you should be raising more preflop. the KK hand was the only cooler.
haha what
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Old 01-22-2009, 08:06 AM #5 (permalink)  
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yes fuck your life nuts :P
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Old 01-22-2009, 10:12 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Prefontaine collected $11011 from pot

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 01-22-2009, 11:43 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Hmmm no... according to my calculations 1,000,000 - 15,000 = still a million dollars.
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you would think a millionaire would be able to afford a better luckbox
Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
 
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Old 01-22-2009, 11:52 AM #8 (permalink)  
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I coach for cookie baskets... Hit me up nutsinho.. I'll get that luckbox in working order.
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Old 01-22-2009, 01:25 PM #9 (permalink)  
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wops. time to move up and chase losses !
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Old 01-22-2009, 02:20 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Lesson learned. 52o and 94o are >> AA.

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Old 01-22-2009, 03:00 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Shut up you've made so much money
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Old 01-22-2009, 03:19 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 01-22-2009, 04:16 PM #13 (permalink)  
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yes your life is past the point of no return...you're fucked. wanna trade?
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Old 01-22-2009, 04:17 PM #14 (permalink)  
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side thought...if nutsinho posts another fml thread strike? its insulting to all us lowly grinders.
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Old 01-22-2009, 04:23 PM #15 (permalink)  
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side thought...if nutsinho posts another fml thread strike? its insulting to all us lowly grinders.
Yes this.

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Old 01-22-2009, 07:07 PM #16 (permalink)  
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I'm not going to poke fun. that's a hideous set of beats.

this is also comforting because this makes nuts seem almost human when we know full well that he's a god.
Playing big pots at small stakes.
 
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Old 01-22-2009, 09:10 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Prefontaine collected $11011 from pot
obviously a poor attempt at a bot
 
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Old 01-22-2009, 10:25 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Old 01-23-2009, 01:38 AM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 01-23-2009, 02:33 AM #20 (permalink)  
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lol im not whining. i almost thought it was funny. i posted it because its something thats probably almost never been done before.
My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
 
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Old 01-23-2009, 08:42 AM #21 (permalink)  
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Impressive.

advice: try to just spike more A's
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