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nutsinho
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01-22-2009, 06:58 AM
Post subject: fuck my life?
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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...8/#post8310741
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My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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BankItDrew
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you should be raising more preflop. the KK hand was the only cooler.
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Galapogos
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Hmmm no... according to my calculations 1,000,000 - 15,000 = still a million dollars.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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nutsinho
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
you should be raising more preflop. the KK hand was the only cooler.
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haha what
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My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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thizzSantaCruz
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Full House
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yes fuck your life nuts :P
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Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Prefontaine collected $11011 from pot
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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GatorJH
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
Hmmm no... according to my calculations 1,000,000 - 15,000 = still a million dollars.
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This
you would think a millionaire would be able to afford a better luckbox
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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Stacks
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I coach for cookie baskets... Hit me up nutsinho.. I'll get that luckbox in working order.
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fat-b
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Straight
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wops. time to move up and chase losses !
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kb coolman
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Flush
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Lesson learned. 52o and 94o are >> AA.
So sick. I still don't feel sorry for you.
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IowaSkinsFan
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Straight Flush
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Shut up you've made so much money
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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lol
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will641
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yes your life is past the point of no return...you're fucked. wanna trade?
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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will641
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side thought...if nutsinho posts another fml thread strike? its insulting to all us lowly grinders.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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d0zer
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Originally Posted by will641
side thought...if nutsinho posts another fml thread strike? its insulting to all us lowly grinders.
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Yes this.
I thought dwelling on coolers was something donks who haven't seen a million downswings do
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baudib
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I'm not going to poke fun. that's a hideous set of beats.
this is also comforting because this makes nuts seem almost human when we know full well that he's a god.
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Playing big pots at small stakes.
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Hawk
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Flush
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Prefontaine collected $11011 from pot
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obviously a poor attempt at a bot
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
Shut up you've made so much money
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this
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swiggidy
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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
BB ($25.05)
UTG ($26.45)
MP ($31.10)
CO ($10.45)
Hero (Button) ($32.95)
SB ($8.20)
Preflop: Hero is Button with 5 , 5
2 folds, CO raises to $0.75, Hero calls $0.75, SB calls $0.65, 1 fold
Flop: ($2.50) 5 , 3 , 2 (3 players)
SB bets $0.50, CO calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2, 2 folds
Total pot: $4 | Rake: $0.15
Results:
Hero didn't show 5 , 5
Outcome: Hero won $3.85
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nutsinho
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lol im not whining. i almost thought it was funny. i posted it because its something thats probably almost never been done before.
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My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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Lukie
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Impressive.
advice: try to just spike more A's
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