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08-19-2005, 06:23 PM
Post subject: FTR United
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I created a team of FTR people on www.sundayleague.com (soccer, not your American pansy stupid football).
Here's the team list, I'll update on how we do in matches:
I took over the team after 6 games, and we are currently 6th out of 16 in Conference 2, League 3, Division 4, Southeast Region, top 3 get promoted. Go team! Here's the league table:
Our next game is today against Kingsmill Athletic, should be an easy win for us.
I'll update in this thread of how we do, and stats like top scorers or most shit player and stuff.
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TylerK
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4-of-a-Kind
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wtf is DEF(C)
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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vqc
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Straight Flush
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I used to play soccer.
Started out as a keeper.
Then moved to Right D
Then moved to Forward
Then became a damn good sweeper.
Then became a damn good right mid.
I ran a defense better than Belichick.
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Here's a breakdown of the position codes and what they mean (for Tyler and other non-football fans):
GK = Goalkeeper
Def R = Right Defender
Def L = Left Defender
Def C or ADef C = Central Defender
DMid R/L/C = Defensive Midfielder Right/Left/Centre
Mid R/L/C = Right/Left/Centre Midfielder
AMid R/L/C = Attacking Midfielder Right/Left/Centre
Str R/L/C = Striker Right/Left/Centre
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TylerK
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i'm a football fan, i just don't go for this soccer garbage
aslo why am i in the reserves, i'm way better at def(c) than radashack and michael1123
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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Originally Posted by TylerK
i'm a football fan, i just don't go for this soccer garbage
aslo why am i in the reserves, i'm way better at def(c) than radashack and michael1123
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Judging by pictures I've seen of Radashack and Michael, they have a lot more strength than you (judging by the picture I saw of you), (you weakling!), so they are in the team before you.
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Straight
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Im sueing you.
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TylerK
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Originally Posted by dwarfman
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Originally Posted by TylerK
i'm a football fan, i just don't go for this soccer garbage
aslo why am i in the reserves, i'm way better at def(c) than radashack and michael1123
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Judging by pictures I've seen of Radashack and Michael, they have a lot more strength than you (judging by the picture I saw of you), (you weakling!), so they are in the team before you. |
...the only picture you've seen of me, I was dressed as a milkshake. 
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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Originally Posted by TylerK
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Originally Posted by dwarfman
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Originally Posted by TylerK
i'm a football fan, i just don't go for this soccer garbage
aslo why am i in the reserves, i'm way better at def(c) than radashack and michael1123
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Judging by pictures I've seen of Radashack and Michael, they have a lot more strength than you (judging by the picture I saw of you), (you weakling!), so they are in the team before you. |
...the only picture you've seen of me, I was dressed as a milkshake. |
And the milshake costume was overpowering you.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Rilla, Golfer and Hydroseeds. That's a powerful midfield.
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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ttanaka
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I used to play soccer, and always played Striker, but never Left, always Center or Right.
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hydroseeds
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Straight
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Rilla, Golfer and Hydroseeds. That's a powerful midfield.
-'rilla
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Hell yeah, MIDFIELDERS FOR THE WIN!
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Miffed22001
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Quote:
I used to play soccer.
Started out as a keeper.
Then moved to Right D
Then moved to Forward
Then became a damn good sweeper.
Then became a damn good right mid.
I ran a defense better than Belichick.
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Then you came up against a centre half like me and got real rumbled.
(im a former signed pro by the way :P)
Dwarfy, is that sundayleague dot com or sommet?I used to play there but i thought i sucked 
Its like the button. Where the best players play  :P 
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by TylerK
i'm a football fan, i just don't go for this soccer garbage
aslo why am i in the reserves, i'm way better at def(c) than radashack and michael1123
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Tyler is def better at def.
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Miffed22001
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'rilla cant play in midfield
he's too homo.....
:P
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
'rilla cant play in midfield
he's too homo.....
:P
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Gay people always have higher endurance. Perfect for mid.
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Miffed22001
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Gay people always have higher endurance. Perfect for mid.
-'rilla
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Would this be the time to make an ass joke? 
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Today's game at Kingsmill Athletic plays in just over 3 hours.
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Miffed22001
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do they sell pies at the match?
(oh i forgot im on a diet)
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Sed
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Full House
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WTF where am I???
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No fear, go deep or go home!
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Originally Posted by DrSed
WTF where am I???
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Don't worry, I have my eyes on signing a right midfielder from a division 3 team, who could well become the new DrSed.
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TylerK
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Tyler is def(c) better at def(c).
-'rilla
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FYP
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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Hahahhahaha, I scored all 5. I am disappointed with 'Rilla's performance, so I may drop him for Pingviini.
Here's how the league stands now:
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elipsesjeff
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Thats so bogus, why am i in the reserves? I deserve more respect for being the Dwarman's Challenge Champion.
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Match Report
Kingsmill Athletic were left looking like they were always the bridesmaid never the bride after they were frustrated at every turn by FTR United's silky skills during this 5 - 1 defeat.
Richard monkey clearly thinks his team are the most skilled and highly tuned squad around. Why else would training be abandoned like an unwanted puppy?
There was no stopping FTR United's FTR Dwarfman who found himself on the scoresheet on 5 separate occasions.
FTR United have so many midfield dyanamos across the middle of the park, they could generate enough electricity for a small city.
The outstanding display today was from Man Of The Match FTR Dwarfman he had the kind of game that would make Tina Turner write songs about him.
Coming under fire after his side's defeat, manager Richard monkey looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that FTR United scored."
No matter how comfortable FTR United looked here, they shouldn't let it got to their heads. Anyway, a big old arm is comfortable. This is football.
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bencathers
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Flush
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WHY IS MICHAEL ON THE BENCH. OMG BLASPHOMY
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Dealer: bencathers has two pair, Aces and Deuces
Dealer: Tbags has two pair, Kings and Jacks
Dealer: Tbags finished the tournament in 256th place
Tbags [observer]: another scumbag gets there on this site lol
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journey075
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i was cut from the team!?!
go to hell dwarf.
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Xianti
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
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Originally Posted by 'rilla
Gay people always have higher endurance. Perfect for mid.
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Would this be the time to make an ass joke? |
He just did.
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Straight
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Indecent exposure, what the fuck!?
I'm gonna kick the ball into our own goal
Haha no, this is actually kinda funny
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Xianti
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Am I kicking arse?
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The_Cheat
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Straight
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Originally Posted by vqchuang
I ran a defense better than Belichick.
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Belichick is a pantywaste.
Soccer is a game invented by French ladies so that they would have something to do while their husbands cooked.
and put me on the team dammit!
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Don't Hate the Playa, Hate the Cheat
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
The english prefer tea and crumpets. Americans prefer to kick your ass.
-'rilla
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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You drop me from the starting line and I drop this thread in the recycling bin!
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Originally Posted by Xianti
Am I kicking arse?
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Solid.
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Originally Posted by 'Rilla
You drop me from the starting line and I drop this thread in the recycling bin!
-'rilla
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But, you're shit. I'm looking to sign a new centre midfielder who can become the newer and improved 'Rilla.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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I'm a leader in the lockerroom! And shower!
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Straight
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I'm a leader in the lockerroom! And shower!
-'rilla
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You = Estrop = Failure
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Pingviini
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I shall own, unleash Pingviini! Look at this body <-- how could I not be good at soccer?!?
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"Poker is a simple math game" -Aba20
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hydroseeds
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Straight
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We rock. FTR FOR THE WIN.
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Miffed22001
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Look at this body <-- how could I not be good at soccer?!?
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you got a fat ass and bermuda shorts on
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Today we are playing Welsh Heros, they are 10th in the league, we are a better team than them.
However pitch conditions are HORRIBLE for today's match, so it will really just be one big scrap in the mud.
Game plays in 4 hours.
Mgobluefb and Vqchuang are not available for this match, leaving Humphrind as our only goalkeeper.
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vqc
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WAT THE DEUCE! I SHOUL DBE A STARTER!
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Latest result is in:
Yay for us! I don't know how ake scored...
That leaves the league table looking like this:
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Humphrind
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Damn I'm good.
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I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway.
Whatever it is...
I'm against it.
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Why the fuck is a thread about soccer getting so much attention? Will Fishstick's fantasy cricket team be next? (Sorry everyone, but he already named me as his starting bowler).
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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boost
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ok first of all.. is this like fantasy football (like american football).. or are the people actually participating..? Im kinda confused.. I know you are all into those stats sports manager games dman. So I figure you are just naming your players after ftr guys? and if so, why the fuck am I not a starter... I played since I was 2, up to freshman year, but my coach was a massive bellend (that reference should get me on the team alone...) so I didnt continue sophomore year... BUT PUT ME ON THE DAMN TEAM!
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How can I apply for the position of Waterboy?
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Field mice are fast, but owls can see in the dark.
<Bbickes> i still wanna know if the thing in your avatar is a real chick or not
<Bbickes> or am i e-crushing a dude
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Straight
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Yaa I scored!
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Legendash
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I actually don't understand what the hell this website actually does, i assume you have no direct control so are you just putting in some names and a formation and seeing what happens?
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"[This theory] is only useful for helping to calculate your luck odds. If you have a good read that you have a numerical advantage against your opponent, that your hand is "luckier"..."
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Originally Posted by Legendash
I actually don't understand what the hell this website actually does, i assume you have no direct control so are you just putting in some names and a formation and seeing what happens?
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It's actually very good, you have a lot of control over it.
Tactics, formations, transfers, when to make substitutions, team instructions and so on.
Don't worry FTR, you have the best football tactician on the whole of FTR managing your team! (Well, I like to think so).
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Straight
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Please tell me It was me who broke Jim Nasium's leg?
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Originally Posted by ake
Please tell me It was me who broke Jim Nasium's leg?
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No, notice it was me who got booked for a two-footed tackle at exactly the same time that he broke his leg. Coincidence, eh?
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