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12-01-2004, 06:11 PM
Post subject: FTR to English Dictionary
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We often find unusual words, or usual words used in unusual ways, here at FTR and for anyone who's only been around the block like 1 or 2 times here is a guide to the jargon:
(This is FTR-specific. For general poker slang check http://www.gaminggurus.com/slang.shtml)
3gw/so - too complicated to summarize neatly. See below.
asshat -
noun: a person with hisher head up hisher butt
verb: to screw up
Avatard - a poor choice of avatar for the forums.
banning request - accepted
Beautifuk - Something that is so beyond belief its beautiful - useually used in a negative connotation, IE seeing Kings cracked 3 times in 5 minutes.
blind stratle - blind steal. [awesome, zen ... i barely remember ... was that pkrfanatic?]
[Editor's note: he was really trying to say straddle ... probably best not to re-open this wound
Cashouted - To have cashed out.
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Cashouted: the loud sounds emitted from a poker player after he has made his cashout.
fukk house -- this is just "full house" with one of your fingers on the wrong key. Used only when opponent is holding it. If you're holding it it's just called a boat.
holibobs - holidays, i.e. vacations
The LeFou - Hold'em starting hand Ace-Ten. More specifically :Ad: :Th:
I'm honored.
lemon party - the less you know about this, the better for you. A shock site (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_sites)
Operation - a goal set by a player; for details see: http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=25p. Don't start up any more operations unless you really do have an interesting one. They're getting annoying.
pwned - come on, now, you know what this is
Rebuys and strap-ons: (n) - a tourney with re-buys and add-ons that you were not told about in advance.
red cards - one way of using game theory to bluff PF. Raising every time you get red cards can sure throw 'em for a loop. It might also be very stupid; the verdict is still out. A variation of this technique is called "black cards" and you can maybe figure that out yourself.
Rippy - LAgg (That's "loose-aggressive" for those of you who have only been around the block 1/3 of one time)
Ripptyde - 7-4 offsuit; the best hand in poker. (Ed. And blackjack). Also the name of some guy.
Sholy shit! (part of speech): Speechless and shocked awe. Suprise beyond mundane vulgarities.
TABTA - "Tight as a Baby Turtle's Anus"; the proper way to play poker in many situations
Two waffles - rags
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elanto
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12-01-2004, 08:18 PM
Post subject: Re: FTR to English Dictionary
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Originally Posted by LeFou
fukk house -- this is just "full house" with one of your fingers on the wrong key. Used only when opponent is holding it. If you're holding it it's just called a boat.
lemon party - the less you know about this, the better for you. A shock site
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Ok two things, for the first one, the FuKK house, really funny man, however ive never seen this on FTR, not once.. lol
Regarding lemon party, I think its very sellfish of you not to give infromation on this kool strategy site :P , for all you guys who want to learn one more thing about poker go to {link edited - a500lbgorilla}
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<dwarfman> No I had sex for the first time on 23rd March 2005 at 11.56pm.
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2 waffles - rags
banning request - accepted
Rippy - LAgg
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DONT GO!
DO NOT FOR THE LIFE OF YOU CLICK THAT SITE!
You've been warned.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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LeFou
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12-01-2004, 08:45 PM
Post subject: Re: FTR to English Dictionary
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the first one, the FuKK house, really funny man, however ive never seen this on FTR, not once.. lol
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It's hot off the presses --- one of my typos in IRC yesterday
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Originally Posted by elanto
Regarding lemon party, I think its very sellfish of you not to give infromation on this kool strategy site :P , for all you guys who want to learn one more thing about poker go to {link edited by a500lbgorilla}
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'lanto you are an evil, evil man. Or woman.
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!Luck
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Man that site was....yeah wasn't there a time when even slightly sexually avators were almost going to be disallowed. How far we have come, far indeed.
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elanto
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12-01-2004, 10:00 PM
Post subject: Re: FTR to English Dictionary
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the first one, the FuKK house, really funny man, however ive never seen this on FTR, not once.. lol
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It's hot off the presses --- one of my typos in IRC yesterday
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Originally Posted by elanto
Regarding lemon party, I think its very sellfish of you not to give infromation on this kool strategy site :P , for all you guys who want to learn one more thing about poker go to {Link edited - emon-lay arty-pay by a500lbgorilla}
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'lanto you are an evil, evil man. Or woman.
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Im a man
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Man that site was....yeah wasn't there a time when even slightly sexually avators were almost going to be disallowed. How far we have come, far indeed.
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Lol srry man...LOL
-anto
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<dwarfman> No I had sex for the first time on 23rd March 2005 at 11.56pm.
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doesn't that violate FTR's terms of service? where are the banning forms!?!?
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elanto
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Are u really gonna ban me??.... sucks but if i dserve it then so be it, have to accept it, oh and hyper how much time will i get banned or will it be permanent?
-anto
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<dwarfman> No I had sex for the first time on 23rd March 2005 at 11.56pm.
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It takes 18 years for the banning forms to work its way through the system. There are countless "reviewal nodes" littered across it's path to higher authorities. But once it does make it there and get pre-approved, approved and post-approved, You'll be banned for 11 minutes.
Lesson learned.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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I think you improperly defined "Rippy"
Rippy: "Essentially seven - four offsuit."
Used in a sentence:I limped from the button with a rippy, hit the flop and moved in...after I took his stack - I did a little dance and typed you got pwned!
Edit: Oh yea....Elanto - you suck....really...that was quite disturbing. -shudder-
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Edit: Oh yea....Elanto - you suck....really...
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...perv.
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Just imagine and this is elanto's recreation at 15... god I hate to see what 20 brings...
Toothpaste, a horse, a vacuum, and tweety bird... use your imagination.
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elanto wrote:
Regarding lemon party, I think its very sellfish of you not to give infromation on this kool strategy site , for all you guys who want to learn one more thing about poker go to {link edited - emon-lay arty-pay by a500lbgorilla}
I think.... yeah, I am. I am going to kill my self.
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Welcome to the boards!
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Sholy shit! (part of speech): Speechless and shocked awe. Suprise beyond mundane vulgarities.
Used in a sentence.
<mike4066> sholy shit, soupie!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Double barrelled - `rillas remnants of an abused childhood
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LOL OPERATIONS
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12-19-2004, 07:15 AM
Post subject: New to FTR - fell for it
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DONT GO!
DO NOT FOR THE LIFE OF YOU CLICK THAT SITE!
You've been warned.
-'rilla
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Disgusting! I hope I can get that image out of my head some day soon. Nasty! Wish I would have seen your warning sooner 'rilla.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Hahaha, What is it that my warning only presuads people to click on the links more?
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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elanto
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Hahaha, What is it that my warning only presuads people to click on the links more?
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haha yeah right, you knew that by putting that up more people were going to want to click it...YOURE SOOO EVIL MAN
-anto
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<dwarfman> No I had sex for the first time on 23rd March 2005 at 11.56pm.
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thats gotta be computer-generated... i dont think that old of a guy could get it up anymore LOL
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Originally Posted by soupie
That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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To add to the list:
Rebuys and strap-ons: (n) - a tourney with re-buys and add-ons that you were not told about in advance.
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Originally Posted by FlyingSaucerAttack
To add to the list:
Rebuys and strap-ons: (n) - a tourney with re-buys and add-ons that you were not told about in advance.
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L-O-*dies of laughter*
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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To add to the list:
Rebuys and strap-ons: (n) - a tourney with re-buys and add-ons that you were not told about in advance.
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that one is f00king awsome
Why, Oh WHY, must the lemon party be resurected? I had completely forgotten about it.
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Is that guy still part of the forum??
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To add to the list:
Rebuys and strap-ons: (n) - a tourney with re-buys and add-ons that you were not told about in advance.
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Three guys with strap-ons: Top 3 places in a rebuy and add-on tournament.
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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Three guys with strap-ons: Top 3 places in a rebuy and add-on tournament.
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Nice. Abbreviated 3gw/so. I'm thinking this term should only be used as a derogatory term by the person who did not know it was going to be a tourney with rb/ao.
Example: "I was down to the final 4. Man, I was glad I was able to make it that far with only my initial buy in, but unfortunately busted out against the 3 guys with massive strap ons."
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Maybe *you* can use that is casual conversation.
*I* am just going to allude to you saying it and laugh.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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elanto
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Maybe *you* can use that is casual conversation.
*I* am just going to allude to you saying it and laugh.
-'rilla
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srry for hijacking the thread but rilla man i loooooove ur avatar
-anto
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<dwarfman> No I had sex for the first time on 23rd March 2005 at 11.56pm.
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Hatred...
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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'rilla -
Avatar aside. I love your signature. I'm gonna name my first born son Hobbes.
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I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway.
Whatever it is...
I'm against it.
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'rilla -
Avatar aside. I love your signature. I'm gonna name my first born son Hobbes. 
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Gotta still use it while I have the chance.
GOOOoooo Eagles!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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elanto
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nice sig, to bad youll only have it for a week, enjoy
-anto
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<dwarfman> No I had sex for the first time on 23rd March 2005 at 11.56pm.
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Just to bring this back on topic, in honor of poker fanatic:
blind stratle - blind steal.
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I officially demand that "asshat" be added to the dictionary.
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Asshat (part of speech) = Catankerous. To be in the state of, or related to, Asshatery.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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"Ace Rage" : A huge raise holding a pair of aces with a weak kicker.
"I flop ace rage, guy bets 9, I raise him AI, he folds, I giggle." - Rilla (demands credit for this quote)
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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'Oh flopsicles!' - When a flop completely misses you but hits your opponent(s).
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'Oh flopsicles!' - When a flop completely misses you but hits your opponent(s).
that could possibly be the greatest word ever defined.
*Side note i have had a horrible horrible night and lost lots of money which peaked with me pushing a flush at a set and the girl made quads but i just made a full house and totally suckered this guy in and nearly doubled up i just wish i had bet more i'm just so glad this last 8 hours of total flopsicles has ended can i get an amen.[/i]
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Amen, Greedo
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<Jessie May>Try reading that poker face.
<Grub Smith>There's a lot of face to read. It really is a big head.
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Fokld - To fold with attitude
as used by gabe below:
<gabe1> cards?
<boostNslide> J3
<gabe1> fokld
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Cashouted - To have cashed out.
As used in IRC by allLiving:
<allLiving> cashouted out a decent $350
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Cashouted - To have cashed out.
As used in IRC by allLiving:
<allLiving> cashouted out a decent $350
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Eh,
Cashouted: the loud sounds emitted from a poker player after he has made his cashout.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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The LeFou - Hold'em starting hand Ace-Ten. More specifically,
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Avatard - a poor choice of avatar for the forums.
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Haha, nice one.
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Avatard - a poor choice of avatar for the forums.
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Haha, nice one.
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Whew. We were worried you might have been offended.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Haha, nice one.
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Whew. We were worried you might have been offended.
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Hahahahaha!
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Stump: (v) To bump a topic that is already sticky.
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Used in a sentence:
I'm gonna stump LeFou right in his favorite sticky.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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I propose a new one:
"Lonely Man's Hand" - 2Jo.
If you have 2Jo you don't have a girlfriend.
(with 90% credit to symbolic)
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TrapperAB: you know, I really should have named myself after the mandibles of a homeless person
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