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    Default FTR cash game y/n?

    Hai
    Lets have FTR cash game at meaningful stakes should be fun amirite?
    Discuss time and stakes for FTR cash game(s).

    Site will probably be stars since thats where most of us play. Could probably get a couple games running or something just for some funz.
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    lets do a 200nl fr game on stars right now
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    Sounds like a plan we just need some players...
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    id play 100nl but not 200
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    I want meaningless stakes.
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    I can only do 50nl. If anyone wants to have a non baller ftr cash game then I'm in as long as I'm not drunk.
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    Anyone want to play a FR micro game on stars?

    25nl would be ideal

    search for me
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    Im in, QKA23 STr8
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    <~~ bankitdrew obv
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    who makes an FTR game at a full fcking table?!
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    i joined when the table was empty
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    everyone, get on the waiting list and lets pwn them intelli bastards!!!!
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    LAWL CAT @ APE, who wins pot

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

    Hero ($38.20)
    MP3 ($5.55)
    CO ($10.90)
    Button ($24.90)
    SB ($41.95)
    BB ($26.35)
    UTG ($16.70)
    UTG+1 ($4.50)
    MP1 ($25)

    Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K, 7.
    UTG raises to $4, 1 fold, MP1 raises to $10.25, 6 folds, UTG calls $6.25.

    Flop: ($20.85) J, 7, K (2 players)
    UTG bets $0.25, MP1 raises to $0.5, UTG calls $0.25.

    Turn: ($21.85) 3 (2 players)
    UTG bets $0.25, MP1 raises to $14.25, UTG calls $5.70 (All-In).

    River: ($42.05) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Final Pot: $33.75
    BankItDrew said, "i had K7"
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    boomojo: shows [Th Ts] (a pair of Tens)
    500lbgorilla: shows [Tc As] (a pair of Aces)
    500lbgorilla collected $32.15 from pot
    500lbgorilla said, "soooo ez"
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    PokerStars Game #18948541579: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/07/19 - 21:13:04 (ET)
    Table 'Paris III' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: BankItDrew ($40.10 in chips)
    Seat 2: Wheelman69 ($5.15 in chips)
    Seat 3: superleeds ($9.60 in chips)
    Seat 4: LolTrappedU ($26.15 in chips)
    Seat 5: HalvSame ($25 in chips)
    Seat 6: OompaWOW ($24.40 in chips)
    Seat 7: boomojo ($14.10 in chips)
    Seat 8: Caveat ($25.70 in chips)
    Seat 9: 500lbgorilla ($45.20 in chips)
    OompaWOW: posts small blind $0.10
    boomojo: posts big blind $0.25
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to BankItDrew [Kh Kd]
    500lbgorilla said, "thats 3 chances for me to checkraise"
    BankItDrew said, "lol"
    Caveat: folds
    500lbgorilla: folds
    BankItDrew said, "cept u bet turn donkey"
    BankItDrew: raises $0.25 to $0.50
    Wheelman69: folds
    500lbgorilla said, "cuz you were folding"
    superleeds: folds
    LolTrappedU: raises $1.50 to $2
    HalvSame: folds
    BankItDrew said, "omg wtf pwnd"
    500lbgorilla said, "you MAY bet the river with air"
    OompaWOW: folds
    500lbgorilla said, "if i check 3 streets"
    boomojo: calls $1.75
    BankItDrew: raises $9 to $11
    LolTrappedU: raises $15.15 to $26.15 and is all-in
    boomojo: calls $12.10 and is all-in
    BankItDrew: calls $15.15
    500lbgorilla said, "i dont wanna tell you how to do your job but these are all bluffs"
    *** FLOP *** [3d 2h 9d]
    BankItDrew said, "KKKKKKK"
    *** TURN *** [3d 2h 9d] [Qc]
    BankItDrew said, "KKKKKKKK"
    *** RIVER *** [3d 2h 9d Qc] [4s]
    BankItDrew said, "LLOL"
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    BankItDrew: shows [Kh Kd] (a pair of Kings)
    LolTrappedU: shows [Ad As] (a pair of Aces)
    BankItDrew said, "****"
    LolTrappedU collected $23.20 from side pot
    boomojo: mucks hand
    BankItDrew said, "donkey"
    LolTrappedU collected $40.30 from main pot
    500lbgorilla said, "soooooo ez"
    LolTrappedU said, "pretty sick"
    boomojo leaves the table
    LolTrappedU said, "eeeeez game"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $66.50 Main pot $40.30. Side pot $23.20. | Rake $3
    Board [3d 2h 9d Qc 4s]
    Seat 1: BankItDrew showed [Kh Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings
    Seat 2: Wheelman69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: superleeds folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: LolTrappedU showed [Ad As] and won ($63.50) with a pair of Aces
    Seat 5: HalvSame (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: OompaWOW (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 7: boomojo (big blind) mucked [Qd Ah]
    Seat 8: Caveat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: 500lbgorilla folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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    PokerStars Game #18948573503: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/07/19 - 21:14:41 (ET)
    Table 'Paris III' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
    Seat 1: BankItDrew ($13.95 in chips)
    Seat 2: Wheelman69 ($5.15 in chips)
    Seat 3: superleeds ($9.60 in chips)
    Seat 4: LolTrappedU ($63.50 in chips)
    Seat 5: HalvSame ($25 in chips)
    Seat 6: OompaWOW ($24.30 in chips)
    Seat 8: Caveat ($25.70 in chips)
    Seat 9: 500lbgorilla ($45.20 in chips)
    500lbgorilla said, "omg"
    Caveat: posts small blind $0.10
    500lbgorilla: posts big blind $0.25
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to BankItDrew [Qc Tc]
    500lbgorilla said, "u both suck"
    BankItDrew said, "i told u i hated loltrappedu"
    500lbgorilla said, "boom left "
    BankItDrew said, "**** that guy"
    BankItDrew: raises $0.25 to $0.50
    Wheelman69: folds
    superleeds: folds
    LolTrappedU: calls $0.50
    500lbgorilla said, "ill double you up"
    HalvSame: calls $0.50
    LolTrappedU said, "DEEEEP stack pokerz"
    500lbgorilla said, "dont sweat it buddy"
    OompaWOW: folds
    Caveat: folds
    500lbgorilla: raises $0.25 to $0.75
    BankItDrew: calls $0.25
    LolTrappedU: calls $0.25
    LolTrappedU said, "halv should squoooz"
    HalvSame: raises $2 to $2.75
    HalvSame said, "BACK RAIZ"
    500lbgorilla said, "hahaha 99"
    500lbgorilla: calls $2
    BankItDrew: calls $2
    LolTrappedU: calls $2
    *** FLOP *** [6s Th Td]
    500lbgorilla said, "99999999999999"
    500lbgorilla said, "fack"
    500lbgorilla: checks
    BankItDrew: checks
    LolTrappedU said, "how can I fold?"
    BankItDrew said, "snap check"
    LolTrappedU: checks
    HalvSame: bets $5
    500lbgorilla: folds
    kuhns89 joins the table at seat #7
    500lbgorilla said, "not even thinking about it"
    BankItDrew: calls $5
    LolTrappedU: folds
    *** TURN *** [6s Th Td] [2s]
    500lbgorilla said, "yer so tarping me"
    BankItDrew: checks
    HalvSame said, "OH SNAP are you still in the hand"
    500lbgorilla said, "na i fold"
    500lbgorilla said, "tail between legs"
    BankItDrew said, "snap check"
    HalvSame: checks
    *** RIVER *** [6s Th Td 2s] [Js]
    BankItDrew: bets $6.20 and is all-in
    500lbgorilla said, "hahahah halv"
    HalvSame said, "didnt see drew there"
    HalvSame said, "lol"
    HalvSame said, "I has pair :P"
    BankItDrew said, "noooo"
    BankItDrew said, " call"
    500lbgorilla said, "of... tens?"
    BankItDrew said, "i need money"
    HalvSame said, "I gotta see it :P"
    BankItDrew said, "so poor"
    HalvSame: calls $6.20
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    BankItDrew: shows [Qc Tc] (three of a kind, Tens)
    BankItDrew said, "ty"
    500lbgorilla said, "ur so bad"
    HalvSame: mucks hand
    BankItDrew collected $31.90 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $33.50 | Rake $1.60
    Board [6s Th Td 2s Js]
    Seat 1: BankItDrew showed [Qc Tc] and won ($31.90) with three of a kind, Tens
    Seat 2: Wheelman69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: superleeds folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: LolTrappedU folded on the Flop
    Seat 5: HalvSame mucked [7d 7s]
    Seat 6: OompaWOW (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: Caveat (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 9: 500lbgorilla (big blind) folded on the Flop
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    PokerStars Game #18948816534: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/07/19 - 21:26:55 (ET)
    Table 'Paris III' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
    Seat 1: BankItDrew ($35.20 in chips)
    Seat 2: Wheelman69 ($6.75 in chips)
    Seat 3: superleeds ($7.75 in chips)
    Seat 4: LolTrappedU ($58.85 in chips)
    Seat 5: HalvSame ($26.85 in chips)
    Seat 6: jackie198201 ($14.40 in chips)
    Seat 7: kuhns89 ($25.90 in chips)
    Seat 8: Caveat ($24 in chips)
    Seat 9: 500lbgorilla ($42.70 in chips)
    BankItDrew said, "i lost SN status at the end of june, i should have it again by aug"
    LolTrappedU said, "party poooooper"
    Caveat: posts small blind $0.10
    500lbgorilla: posts big blind $0.25
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to BankItDrew [2d 3d]
    Caveat said, "natch"
    BankItDrew: raises $0.25 to $0.50
    Wheelman69: folds
    superleeds: folds
    LolTrappedU: folds
    HalvSame: raises $1.50 to $2
    jackie198201: folds
    BankItDrew said, "respect the min raise utg"
    kuhns89: folds
    Caveat: folds
    500lbgorilla: folds
    BankItDrew: calls $1.50
    *** FLOP *** [Ks 2c 8d]
    BankItDrew: checks
    HalvSame: bets $2.20
    BankItDrew: calls $2.20
    *** TURN *** [Ks 2c 8d] [9d]
    BankItDrew: checks
    500lbgorilla said, "suicide pact next hand"
    HalvSame: bets $5
    BankItDrew: raises $6 to $11
    HalvSame said, "damnit"
    500lbgorilla said, "powerful"
    HalvSame said, "Im valuebetting"
    HalvSame: folds
    Uncalled bet ($6) returned to BankItDrew
    BankItDrew collected $17.85 from pot
    BankItDrew: doesn't show hand
    BankItDrew said, "23d"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $18.75 | Rake $0.90
    Board [Ks 2c 8d 9d]
    Seat 1: BankItDrew collected ($17.85)
    Seat 2: Wheelman69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: superleeds folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: LolTrappedU folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: HalvSame folded on the Turn
    Seat 6: jackie198201 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: kuhns89 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: Caveat (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 9: 500lbgorilla (big blind) folded before Flop
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    Fuck FTR cash games.

    Down 3 buy ins already, TT flopped set vs turned nut flush, TT vs 77 cracked, JJ vs 87 cracked on xx8 flop.

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    PokerStars Game #18948965356: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/07/19 - 21:34:44 (ET)
    Table 'Paris III' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
    Seat 1: BankItDrew ($31.50 in chips)
    Seat 2: kuksha ($14.75 in chips)
    Seat 3: superleeds ($16.50 in chips)
    Seat 4: LolTrappedU ($66.80 in chips)
    Seat 5: HalvSame ($24.80 in chips)
    Seat 6: jackie198201 ($16.05 in chips)
    Seat 7: kuhns89 ($23.75 in chips)
    Seat 8: Caveat ($24.25 in chips)
    Seat 9: 500lbgorilla ($49.20 in chips)
    kuhns89: posts small blind $0.10
    LolTrappedU said, "I've played too much live poker lately"
    Caveat: posts big blind $0.25
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to BankItDrew [6h 2h]
    LolTrappedU said, "shouldve raised the turn"
    500lbgorilla: raises $0.25 to $0.50
    BankItDrew: folds
    kuksha: folds
    500lbgorilla said, "stealin ur moves"
    superleeds: folds
    LolTrappedU: folds
    HalvSame: raises $2 to $2.50
    jackie198201: folds
    kuhns89: folds
    Caveat said, "err"
    Caveat: folds
    500lbgorilla said, "k later guys headed to dark knight"
    HalvSame said, "OMG milestone hands"
    HalvSame said, "I won one of those back in the day"
    500lbgorilla said, "shuld i poooosh?"
    HalvSame said, "gambool?"
    BankItDrew said, "GAMBOOOL"
    Caveat said, "Anti Gap Concept"
    500lbgorilla: raises $46.70 to $49.20 and is all-in
    HalvSame: calls $22.30 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet ($24.40) returned to 500lbgorilla
    BankItDrew said, "good for meta game"
    *** FLOP *** [Js Th 5s]
    HalvSame said, "nuts"
    500lbgorilla said, "efff"
    *** TURN *** [Js Th 5s] [5d]
    *** RIVER *** [Js Th 5s 5d] [Qc]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    500lbgorilla: shows [8d 7s] (a pair of Fives)
    HalvSame: shows [Ah Ad] (two pair, Aces and Fives)
    HalvSame collected $47.50 from pot
    500lbgorilla said, "later guys"
    LolTrappedU said, "orly"
    HalvSame said, "gg"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $49.95 | Rake $2.45
    Board [Js Th 5s 5d Qc]
    Seat 1: BankItDrew folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: kuksha folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: superleeds folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: LolTrappedU folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: HalvSame showed [Ah Ad] and won ($47.50) with two pair, Aces and Fives
    Seat 6: jackie198201 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: kuhns89 (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 8: Caveat (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 9: 500lbgorilla showed [8d 7s] and lost with a pair of Fives
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    all profit from session, quick dubble er nothing! Also, angle shot by halv!

    And the first hand wasn't that bad since that was the fish that mega raised pre with KJ the hand before. I was just hoping i wasn't drawing to 3 outs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by daven
    Full Tilt 50nl or 100nl sometime... laugh at the blind wars between atothec and I!
    never sitting to your immediate right ever again, you abuse my folding to 3 bet tendencies way to much!
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    PokerStars Game #18949259186: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/07/19 - 21:49:37 (ET)
    Table 'Paris III' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
    Seat 1: BankItDrew ($37.90 in chips)
    Seat 2: kuksha ($2.15 in chips)
    Seat 3: superleeds ($34.05 in chips)
    Seat 4: LolTrappedU ($69.70 in chips)
    Seat 5: HalvSame ($36.75 in chips)
    Seat 6: jackie198201 ($15.70 in chips)
    Seat 8: Caveat ($35.30 in chips)
    Seat 9: pankfish ($26.05 in chips)
    BankItDrew: posts small blind $0.10
    kuksha: posts big blind $0.25
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to BankItDrew [3h 6c]
    littlesammy2 joins the table at seat #7
    littlesammy2 is sitting out
    superleeds: folds
    LolTrappedU: raises $0.50 to $0.75
    LolTrappedU said, "havlfish"
    LolTrappedU said, "will not fold"
    HalvSame: folds
    LolTrappedU said, "wutttttttt?"
    jackie198201: folds
    Caveat: calls $0.75
    pankfish: folds
    LolTrappedU said, "pankfizzles"
    LolTrappedU said, "wuzzup dood"
    BankItDrew is connected
    BankItDrew: calls $0.65
    kuksha: folds
    *** FLOP *** [3d 2c 6d]
    BankItDrew: checks
    LolTrappedU: bets $2
    Caveat: raises $2 to $4
    BankItDrew: raises $8 to $12
    LolTrappedU: folds
    Caveat: raises $22.55 to $34.55 and is all-in
    BankItDrew: calls $22.55
    *** TURN *** [3d 2c 6d] [7c]
    LolTrappedU said, "sigh I was calling the first raise"
    *** RIVER *** [3d 2c 6d 7c] [Ad]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    BankItDrew: shows [3h 6c] (two pair, Sixes and Threes)
    Caveat: shows [4c 5c] (a straight, Three to Seven)
    littlesammy2 has returned
    Caveat collected $70.60 from pot
    BankItDrew said, "doh"
    LolTrappedU said, "drew"
    LolTrappedU said, "um"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $73.60 | Rake $3
    Board [3d 2c 6d 7c Ad]
    Seat 1: BankItDrew (small blind) showed [3h 6c] and lost with two pair, Sixes and Threes
    Seat 2: kuksha (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 3: superleeds folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: LolTrappedU folded on the Flop
    Seat 5: HalvSame folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: jackie198201 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: Caveat showed [4c 5c] and won ($70.60) with a straight, Three to Seven
    Seat 9: pankfish (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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    we've had a 6max table going

    except only 3-4 ftr'ers

    table euforbo
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    PokerStars Game #18948496147: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/07/19 - 21:10:47 (ET)
    Table 'Euforbo' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 2: Joannesmelo ($13.75 in chips)
    Seat 3: yogadude ($24.90 in chips)
    Seat 4: LolTrappedU ($25 in chips)
    Seat 5: HalvSame ($42.85 in chips)
    Seat 6: QKA23 STR8 ($38.10 in chips)
    LolTrappedU: posts small blind $0.10
    HalvSame: posts big blind $0.25
    I StackManz: sits out
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to LolTrappedU [Ts Qs]
    QKA23 STR8: folds
    Joannesmelo: folds
    HalvSame said, "WAT"
    yogadude: folds
    LolTrappedU: calls $0.15
    HalvSame: raises $0.75 to $1
    LolTrappedU said, "sqoooz?"
    LolTrappedU: calls $0.75
    *** FLOP *** [7h 6s Qc]
    LolTrappedU: checks
    HalvSame said, "scuz indeed"
    HalvSame: bets $1
    LolTrappedU: raises $1.50 to $2.50
    HalvSame: calls $1.50
    *** TURN *** [7h 6s Qc] [Ac]
    LolTrappedU: checks
    HalvSame: checks
    *** RIVER *** [7h 6s Qc Ac] [2c]
    LolTrappedU: bets $5
    HalvSame: raises $34.35 to $39.35 and is all-in
    LolTrappedU said, "god"
    LolTrappedU said, "this is close"
    LolTrappedU said, "i was betting so thin"
    LolTrappedU: calls $16.50 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet ($17.85) returned to HalvSame
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    HalvSame: shows [Jd Ks] (high card Ace)
    LolTrappedU: shows [Ts Qs] (a pair of Queens)
    LolTrappedU collected $48 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $50 | Rake $2
    Board [7h 6s Qc Ac 2c]
    Seat 2: Joannesmelo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: yogadude (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: LolTrappedU (small blind) showed [Ts Qs] and won ($48) with a pair of Queens
    Seat 5: HalvSame (big blind) showed [Jd Ks] and lost with high card Ace
    Seat 6: QKA23 STR8 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
  31. #31
    Someone teach me NL before I pwn myself again
    PLEASE READ ULTIMATE BET THREAD IN "ONLINE POKER ROOMS" FORUM
    Wait, this is .05/.10 and you got sexied, I can't believe that shit, limit must really be dying.[/quote]
  32. #32
    TABLE JANINA FAST FOR 6MAX

    or search for givememyleg
  33. #33
    PokerStars Game #18949703686: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/07/19 - 22:12:19 (ET)
    Table 'Janina' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: yAAwn ($24.65 in chips)
    Seat 2: HalvSame ($23.85 in chips)
    Seat 5: LolTrappedU ($34.60 in chips)
    Seat 6: givememyleg ($25 in chips)
    LolTrappedU: posts small blind $0.10
    givememyleg: posts big blind $0.25
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to givememyleg [2d 4h]
    givememyleg said, "LOL"
    yAAwn: folds
    givememyleg said, "i luv it"
    HalvSame: raises $1.50 to $1.75
    yAAwn said, "wtf"
    LolTrappedU: folds
    FCB1987 leaves the table
    yAAwn said, "flop is KJ2r on my 100NL table"
    HalvSame said, "wait wat"
    [ ] Delivers joins the table at seat #4
    yAAwn said, "I have 9T"
    givememyleg: raises $23.25 to $25 and is all-in
    Threeiron12 joins the table at seat #3
    yAAwn said, "he bet 4x pot 40 into 10"
    HalvSame said, "wasnt gonna raise so much"
    givememyleg said, "image shove"
    yAAwn said, "should I float?"
    HalvSame said, "frickn misclick"
    LolTrappedU said, "great"
    LolTrappedU said, "who are these ppl"
    HalvSame: folds
    Uncalled bet ($23.25) returned to givememyleg
    givememyleg collected $3.60 from pot
    givememyleg: shows [2d 4h] (high card Four)
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $3.60 | Rake $0
    Seat 1: yAAwn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: HalvSame (button) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: LolTrappedU (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 6: givememyleg (big blind) collected ($3.60)

    IMAGE SHOVE
  34. #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by ATOTHEC101
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    Full Tilt 50nl or 100nl sometime... laugh at the blind wars between atothec and I!
    never sitting to your immediate right ever again, you abuse my folding to 3 bet tendencies way to much!
    then 7bet his ass if necessary


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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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  35. #35
    PokerStars Game #18949911489: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/07/19 - 22:23:07 (ET)
    Table 'Janina' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
    Seat 1: yAAwn ($32.80 in chips)
    Seat 2: HalvSame ($28.70 in chips)
    Seat 3: Threeiron12 ($24.15 in chips)
    Seat 4: [ ] Delivers ($22.90 in chips)
    Seat 5: LolTrappedU ($25 in chips)
    Seat 6: givememyleg ($54.90 in chips)
    LolTrappedU said, "def."
    yAAwn said, "how?"
    yAAwn: posts small blind $0.10
    HalvSame: posts big blind $0.25
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to givememyleg [Kc Jd]
    HalvSame said, "[x] these young internet kids"
    Threeiron12: calls $0.25
    [ ] Delivers: calls $0.25
    LolTrappedU: folds
    givememyleg: calls $0.25
    yAAwn: calls $0.15
    HalvSame: checks
    *** FLOP *** [Ks Kh Jc]
    yAAwn: checks
    givememyleg said, "lol donk thorne"
    HalvSame: checks
    Threeiron12: checks
    [ ] Delivers: checks
    givememyleg: checks
    *** TURN *** [Ks Kh Jc] [3h]
    yAAwn: checks
    HalvSame: bets $1
    Threeiron12: calls $1
    givememyleg said, "s o sick if we hit a mil hand"
    yAAwn said, "lmfao"
    yAAwn said, "gambool"
    yAAwn said, "imo"
    [ ] Delivers: folds
    givememyleg: raises $4 to $5
    yAAwn said, "then chop it"
    givememyleg said, "i raiz the 3"
    yAAwn said, "or just gambool"
    yAAwn: folds
    HalvSame: folds
    Threeiron12: calls $4
    *** RIVER *** [Ks Kh Jc 3h] [5d]
    yAAwn said, "since it's +EV anywayz"
    Threeiron12: checks
    yAAwn said, "if every1 goes w/ ATC"
    givememyleg: bets $30.75
    yAAwn said, "XD"
    Threeiron12: calls $18.90 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet ($11.85) returned to givememyleg
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    givememyleg: shows [Kc Jd] (a full house, Kings full of Jacks)
    Threeiron12: mucks hand
    givememyleg said, "im all in"
    givememyleg collected $47.60 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $50.05 | Rake $2.45
    Board [Ks Kh Jc 3h 5d]
    Seat 1: yAAwn (small blind) folded on the Turn
    Seat 2: HalvSame (big blind) folded on the Turn
    Seat 3: Threeiron12 mucked [Jh Js]
    Seat 4: [ ] Delivers folded on the Turn
    Seat 5: LolTrappedU folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: givememyleg (button) showed [Kc Jd] and won ($47.60) with a full house, Kings full of Jacks

    LOL coolered the angle shooter
  36. #36
    PokerStars Game #18950135213: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/07/19 - 22:34:32 (ET)
    Table 'Janina' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 1: yAAwn ($43.80 in chips)
    Seat 2: HalvSame ($25 in chips)
    Seat 3: kemikar ($63.70 in chips)
    Seat 4: birdzai ($27.35 in chips)
    Seat 5: LolTrappedU ($24 in chips)
    Seat 6: givememyleg ($63.35 in chips)
    yAAwn said, "FOOK"
    LolTrappedU: posts small blind $0.10
    givememyleg: posts big blind $0.25
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to givememyleg [Kc Td]
    yAAwn said, "thats"
    yAAwn said, "the line I took w/ AA"
    yAAwn said, ""
    yAAwn said, "o damn"
    kemikar said, "u didnt show it"
    yAAwn said, "didn't shove river though"
    yAAwn has timed out
    yAAwn: folds
    yAAwn is sitting out
    HalvSame: folds
    kemikar: raises $0.25 to $0.50
    yAAwn said, "wtf"
    yAAwn said, "I clicked"
    yAAwn said, "raise"
    birdzai: folds
    yAAwn said, "liek 4 times"
    LolTrappedU: calls $0.40
    yAAwn has returned
    givememyleg: raises $2.50 to $3
    kemikar: raises $4 to $7
    LolTrappedU: folds
    yAAwn said, "I restraddled so w/ez"
    givememyleg said, "DEEEEEEEEEEEP"
    givememyleg: calls $4
    *** FLOP *** [Jc Qs 9c]
    givememyleg: checks
    kemikar: bets $10.25
    givememyleg: raises $15.30 to $25.55
    HalvSame said, "flip next 3 hands?"
    kemikar: raises $15.30 to $40.85
    givememyleg: raises $15.50 to $56.35 and is all-in
    kemikar: calls $15.50
    *** TURN *** [Jc Qs 9c] [3d]
    givememyleg said, "KT"
    *** RIVER *** [Jc Qs 9c 3d] [5c]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    givememyleg: shows [Kc Td] (a straight, Nine to King)
    kemikar: mucks hand
    yAAwn said, "500BBs"
    givememyleg collected $124.20 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $127.20 | Rake $3
    Board [Jc Qs 9c 3d 5c]
    Seat 1: yAAwn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: HalvSame folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: kemikar mucked [Qc Qh]
    Seat 4: birdzai (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: LolTrappedU (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 6: givememyleg (big blind) showed [Kc Td] and won ($124.20) with a straight, Nine to King

    ez game
  37. #37
    PokerStars Game #18950341978: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/07/19 - 22:44:54 (ET)
    Table 'Janina' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 1: yAAwn ($57.80 in chips)
    Seat 2: HalvSame ($37.25 in chips)
    Seat 3: kemikar ($51 in chips)
    Seat 4: birdzai ($22.20 in chips)
    Seat 5: LolTrappedU ($47.10 in chips)
    Seat 6: givememyleg ($92.80 in chips)
    LolTrappedU: posts small blind $0.10
    givememyleg: posts big blind $0.25
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to givememyleg [3s Tc]
    yAAwn said, "gawdddd"
    kemikar said, "ty"
    yAAwn: raises $19.75 to $20
    LolTrappedU said, "I had outs"
    HalvSame: calls $20
    kemikar: calls $20
    birdzai: folds
    LolTrappedU: folds
    yAAwn said, "birdzai calls"
    yAAwn said, "we fail"
    HalvSame said, "booo"
    givememyleg: calls $19.75
    *** FLOP *** [9d 8d 4d]
    LolTrappedU said, "i folded rippy"
    givememyleg: checks
    kemikar said, "i have a 4"
    HalvSame said, "lol wtf"
    yAAwn: checks
    givememyleg said, "u guys are nits"
    yAAwn said, "I need a 5"
    HalvSame: checks
    kemikar: checks
    *** TURN *** [9d 8d 4d] [Kc]
    givememyleg said, "im drawing dead"
    yAAwn said, "or a diamond"
    givememyleg: checks
    HalvSame said, "J goot?"
    yAAwn: checks
    kemikar said, "**** no diamond"
    HalvSame: checks
    yAAwn said, "Qd"
    kemikar: checks
    *** RIVER *** [9d 8d 4d Kc] [3h]
    givememyleg: checks
    yAAwn said, "DAMN"
    kemikar said, "i had a 4"
    yAAwn said, "RIGGED"
    yAAwn said, "GAME"
    HalvSame said, "damnnnnnn"
    kemikar said, "oh ****"
    yAAwn: checks
    HalvSame: checks
    kemikar: checks
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    givememyleg: shows [3s Tc] (a pair of Threes)
    LolTrappedU said, "dean gonna win with a four?"
    yAAwn: shows [Qd 5c] (high card King)
    HalvSame: shows [Js 7s] (high card King)
    kemikar: shows [4c 6s] (a pair of Fours)
    kemikar collected $77.10 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $80.10 | Rake $3
    Board [9d 8d 4d Kc 3h]
    Seat 1: yAAwn showed [Qd 5c] and lost with high card King
    Seat 2: HalvSame showed [Js 7s] and lost with high card King
    Seat 3: kemikar showed [4c 6s] and won ($77.10) with a pair of Fours
    Seat 4: birdzai (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: LolTrappedU (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 6: givememyleg (big blind) showed [3s Tc] and lost with a pair of Threes

    RIGGED
  38. #38
    PokerStars Game #18950441604: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/07/19 - 22:50:00 (ET)
    Table 'Janina' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
    Seat 1: yAAwn ($24.50 in chips)
    Seat 2: Wolveschans ($8 in chips)
    Seat 3: kemikar ($88.10 in chips)
    Seat 4: birdzai ($19.70 in chips)
    Seat 5: LolTrappedU ($45.15 in chips)
    Seat 6: givememyleg ($77.90 in chips)
    yAAwn: posts small blind $0.10
    Wolveschans: posts big blind $0.25
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to kemikar [8d 3d]
    givememyleg said, "sick"
    kemikar: raises $0.25 to $0.50
    birdzai: calls $0.50
    LolTrappedU: calls $0.50
    givememyleg: folds
    yAAwn: folds
    Wolveschans: calls $0.25
    *** FLOP *** [Kd 4c 2h]
    Wolveschans: checks
    kemikar: bets $0.25
    LolTrappedU said, "ruh roh"
    birdzai: folds
    LolTrappedU said, "no one get stacked m k"
    LolTrappedU: calls $0.25
    Wolveschans: folds
    *** TURN *** [Kd 4c 2h] [Qs]
    kemikar: checks
    LolTrappedU: checks
    *** RIVER *** [Kd 4c 2h Qs] [As]
    kemikar: checks
    LolTrappedU: checks
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    kemikar: shows [8d 3d] (high card Ace)
    LolTrappedU: mucks hand
    kemikar collected $2.50 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $2.60 | Rake $0.10
    Board [Kd 4c 2h Qs As]
    Seat 1: yAAwn (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 2: Wolveschans (big blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 3: kemikar showed [8d 3d] and won ($2.50) with high card Ace
    Seat 4: birdzai folded on the Flop
    Seat 5: LolTrappedU mucked [5h 7h]
    Seat 6: givememyleg (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
  39. #39
    PokerStars Game #18950964485: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/07/19 - 23:17:38 (ET)
    Table 'Janina' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
    Seat 1: yAAwn ($24.75 in chips)
    Seat 3: kemikar ($129.60 in chips)
    Seat 5: LolTrappedU ($60.65 in chips)
    Seat 6: givememyleg ($95 in chips)
    yAAwn: posts small blind $0.10
    kemikar: posts big blind $0.25
    72>AA: sits out
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to kemikar [Ah Ad]
    LolTrappedU: folds
    kemikar said, "nice call donk"
    LolTrappedU said, "river was kinda thin"
    givememyleg: calls $0.25
    LolTrappedU said, "my hand couldnt stand a 3bet"
    yAAwn: calls $0.15
    LolTrappedU said, "but I have balls"
    kemikar: checks
    *** FLOP *** [6s Ac Js]
    LolTrappedU said, "so I did it anyways"
    yAAwn: checks
    kemikar: checks
    givememyleg: checks
    *** TURN *** [6s Ac Js] [Kc]
    yAAwn: checks
    kemikar: checks
    givememyleg: checks
    *** RIVER *** [6s Ac Js Kc] [6h]
    Wolveschans has returned
    yAAwn: bets $0.25
    kemikar: raises $0.25 to $0.50
    givememyleg said, "board is good right?"
    givememyleg: folds
    yAAwn: raises $1.50 to $2
    kemikar: raises $1.50 to $3.50
    yAAwn: calls $1.50
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    kemikar: shows [Ah Ad] (a full house, Aces full of Sixes)
    yAAwn: mucks hand
    yAAwn said, "W"
    kemikar collected $7.40 from pot
    yAAwn said, "T"
    yAAwn said, "F"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $7.75 | Rake $0.35
    Board [6s Ac Js Kc 6h]
    Seat 1: yAAwn (small blind) mucked [Kd 9c]
    Seat 3: kemikar (big blind) showed [Ah Ad] and won ($7.40) with a full house, Aces full of Sixes
    Seat 5: LolTrappedU folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: givememyleg (button) folded on the River
  40. #40
    we're stacking the fish left and right

    PokerStars Game #18951026917: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/07/19 - 23:21:05 (ET)
    Table 'Janina' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
    Seat 1: yAAwn ($43.70 in chips)
    Seat 2: Wolveschans ($25 in chips)
    Seat 3: kemikar ($130.65 in chips)
    Seat 4: 72>AA ($25 in chips)
    Seat 5: LolTrappedU ($69.80 in chips)
    Seat 6: givememyleg ($87.25 in chips)
    yAAwn: posts small blind $0.10
    Wolveschans: posts big blind $0.25
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to LolTrappedU [5h 4h]
    yAAwn said, "sick"
    givememyleg said, "YOU ****IGN DONK"
    LolTrappedU said, "god I thought you had bricked hearts"
    kemikar: folds
    72>AA: folds
    LolTrappedU: raises $0.50 to $0.75
    givememyleg: folds
    yAAwn: folds
    LolTrappedU said, "i should have bet"
    LolTrappedU said, "you'd have snapped"
    Wolveschans: calls $0.50
    *** FLOP *** [Ks 4c 4d]
    LolTrappedU said, "like $11"
    Wolveschans: checks
    givememyleg said, "ofc"
    LolTrappedU: bets $1.25
    Wolveschans: calls $1.25
    *** TURN *** [Ks 4c 4d] [7s]
    Wolveschans: checks
    LolTrappedU: bets $4
    Wolveschans: raises $4 to $8
    LolTrappedU: raises $59.80 to $67.80 and is all-in
    Wolveschans: calls $15 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet ($44.80) returned to LolTrappedU
    *** RIVER *** [Ks 4c 4d 7s] [Jh]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Wolveschans: shows [Kc 8c] (two pair, Kings and Fours)
    LolTrappedU: shows [5h 4h] (three of a kind, Fours)
    LolTrappedU collected $47.65 from pot
    LolTrappedU said, "oops"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $50.10 | Rake $2.45
    Board [Ks 4c 4d 7s Jh]
    Seat 1: yAAwn (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 2: Wolveschans (big blind) showed [Kc 8c] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fours
    Seat 3: kemikar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: 72>AA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: LolTrappedU showed [5h 4h] and won ($47.65) with three of a kind, Fours
    Seat 6: givememyleg (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
  41. #41
    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

    MP3 ($23.10)
    CO ($24.65)
    Button ($13.60)
    SB ($36.55)
    BB ($38.85)
    UTG ($35.85)
    UTG+1 ($52.40)
    MP1 ($31.95)
    Hero ($138.10)

    Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A, 9.
    1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.5, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.50, 2 folds, Button calls $0.50, 1 fold, BB calls $0.25.

    Flop: ($2.10) 6, 4, 9 (4 players)
    BB checks, UTG+1 bets $2.5, Hero raises to $5, Button calls $5, BB raises to $7.5, UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to $10, Button calls $5, BB raises to $12.5, Hero raises to $15, Button calls $3.10 (All-In), BB raises to $17.5, Hero raises to $20, BB raises to $22.5, Hero raises to $25, BB raises to $27.5, Hero raises to $30, BB raises to $32.5, Hero raises to $35, BB raises to $37.5, Hero calls $2.50.

    Turn: ($92.70) 3 (3 players, 1 all-in)
    BB checks, Hero checks.

    River: ($92.70) 7 (3 players, 1 all-in)
    BB checks, Hero checks.

    Final Pot: $92.70

    BB has 4s 9s (two pair, nines and fours).
    Hero has Ac 9d (one pair, nines).
    Button doesn't show.
    Outcome: BB wins $92.70.

    BB = yAAwn

    yAAwn missedvalue
  42. #42
    Guest
    PokerStars Game #18951416079: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/07/19 - 23:42:44 (ET)
    Table 'Janina' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
    Seat 1: yAAwn ($29.85 in chips)
    Seat 2: Wolveschans ($18.95 in chips)
    Seat 3: kemikar ($126.70 in chips)
    Seat 4: GatorJH ($54.45 in chips)
    Seat 5: LolTrappedU ($105.40 in chips)
    Seat 6: givememyleg ($114.20 in chips)
    Wolveschans: posts small blind $0.10
    kemikar: posts big blind $0.25
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to yAAwn [3d Ad]
    LolTrappedU said, "no drawzorz"
    GatorJH: raises $0.50 to $0.75
    LolTrappedU: folds
    yAAwn said, "what if I told u guys"
    givememyleg: calls $0.75
    yAAwn said, "I had KhQh?"
    yAAwn: calls $0.75
    Wolveschans: calls $0.65
    kemikar: calls $0.50
    *** FLOP *** [9h Ts 2c]
    Wolveschans: checks
    kemikar: checks
    yAAwn said, "gutshotz"
    GatorJH: bets $3.50
    givememyleg: calls $3.50
    yAAwn said, "floataret"
    yAAwn: calls $3.50
    Wolveschans: folds
    kemikar: calls $3.50
    *** TURN *** [9h Ts 2c] [Jd]
    kemikar: checks
    yAAwn said, "SHIPPP"
    GatorJH: checks
    LolTrappedU said, "yikes"
    givememyleg: checks
    LolTrappedU said, "that's pretty sick actually"
    yAAwn: bets $8.50
    givememyleg said, "damnit"
    givememyleg said, "you have KQ im dead"
    kemikar: calls $8.50
    GatorJH: calls $8.50
    givememyleg said, "LOL"
    givememyleg said, "WTF"
    yAAwn said, "LOL"
    yAAwn said, "EZ GAME"
    givememyleg: calls $8.50
    *** RIVER *** [9h Ts 2c Jd] [6h]
    kemikar: checks
    Wolveschans said, "go gator"
    GatorJH: checks
    givememyleg: bets $0.25
    GatorJH said, "lol"
    yAAwn: raises $16.85 to $17.10 and is all-in
    kemikar said, "godammit"
    kemikar: folds
    kemikar said, "i laid down a monster"
    givememyleg said, "i have a huge hand too... this is sick"
    GatorJH said, "not me, but I still may call"
    givememyleg said, "sry"
    kemikar said, "i had a better than gmml and gator"
    GatorJH has timed out
    GatorJH: folds
    GatorJH is sitting out
    givememyleg said, "yaawn"
    GatorJH has returned
    givememyleg said, "this is ****ing sick"
    givememyleg said, "if you show a bluff here ill love you forever"
    GatorJH said, "damnit, time ran out before I could call"
    GatorJH said, "he won't"
    kemikar said, "cmon"
    givememyleg: folds
    Uncalled bet ($16.85) returned to yAAwn
    GatorJH said, "ghey imo"
    yAAwn collected $49.75 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $52.25 | Rake $2.50
    Board [9h Ts 2c Jd 6h]
    Seat 1: yAAwn (button) collected ($49.75)
    Seat 2: Wolveschans (small blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 3: kemikar (big blind) folded on the River
    Seat 4: GatorJH folded on the River
    Seat 5: LolTrappedU folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: givememyleg folded on the River
  43. #43
    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

    CO ($23.10)
    Button ($24.65)
    SB ($83.90)
    BB ($37.05)
    UTG ($38.85)
    UTG+1 ($35.85)
    MP1 ($52.40)
    MP2 ($31.95)
    Hero ($70.30)

    Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A, 4.
    4 folds, Hero raises to $0.5, 2 folds, SB calls $0.40, BB calls $0.25.

    Flop: ($1.50) 4, K, A (3 players)
    SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $4, SB calls $4, BB folds.

    Turn: ($9.50) 4 (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $17.25, SB raises to $34.5, Hero raises to $65.8, SB calls $31.30.

    River: ($141.10) T (2 players)

    Final Pot: $141.10


    SB has Ah Jh (two pair, aces and fours).
    Hero has Ac 4d (full house, fours full of aces).
    Outcome: Hero wins $141.10.

    THAT'S HOW YOU BUILD A POT IN UNLIMITED HOLD THEM
  44. #44
    PokerStars Game #18951614486: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/07/19 - 23:54:09 (ET)
    Table 'Janina' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
    Seat 1: yAAwn ($59.10 in chips)
    Seat 2: Wolveschans ($27.40 in chips)
    Seat 3: kemikar ($143.25 in chips)
    Seat 4: GatorJH ($58.70 in chips)
    Seat 5: LolTrappedU ($108.60 in chips)
    Seat 6: givememyleg ($68.90 in chips)
    Wolveschans: posts small blind $0.10
    kemikar: posts big blind $0.25
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to kemikar [6c 3s]
    yAAwn said, "WTF?"
    yAAwn said, "U LIED?"
    GatorJH: folds
    yAAwn said, "!!!!"
    LolTrappedU: folds
    givememyleg: raises $0.75 to $1
    LolTrappedU said, "you lied worse"
    givememyleg said, "he he he"
    yAAwn said, "so?"
    LolTrappedU said, "seeing how I had the Qh in my hand on the KQ hand"
    yAAwn said, "I lied about KhQh"
    yAAwn said, "but that worked out"
    LolTrappedU said, "I coulda ratted you out"
    yAAwn said, "LOL"
    yAAwn said, "RLLY?"
    yAAwn said, "so it's proof"
    yAAwn has timed out
    yAAwn: folds
    yAAwn is sitting out
    Wolveschans: folds
    kemikar: calls $0.75
    *** FLOP *** [7s Ts Td]
    yAAwn has returned
    kemikar: checks
    givememyleg: bets $1.50
    kemikar: raises $3.50 to $5
    yAAwn said, "thx for not ratting ldo"
    LolTrappedU said, "I had leg on AIM and everything"
    LolTrappedU said, "coulda sold you down the river"
    givememyleg: raises $3.50 to $8.50
    kemikar: calls $3.50
    *** TURN *** [7s Ts Td] [2d]
    kemikar: checks
    yAAwn said, "prolly had him anywayz"
    yAAwn said, "pfft"
    givememyleg: checks
    *** RIVER *** [7s Ts Td 2d] [9c]
    kemikar: checks
    yAAwn said, "A high had every1 imo"
    yAAwn said, "cept gator who folded KK"
    givememyleg: bets $14
    kemikar: raises $119.75 to $133.75 and is all-in
    givememyleg said, "lol sick"
    GatorJH said, "QQ actually"
    givememyleg said, "knew it was coming too kinda"
    LolTrappedU said, "zomg"
    yAAwn said, "no Qh?"
    givememyleg said, "omg no time bank"
    givememyleg has timed out
    givememyleg: folds
    Uncalled bet ($119.75) returned to kemikar
    givememyleg is sitting out
    yAAwn said, "if u had Qh terribal fold"
    givememyleg has returned
    kemikar collected $44.80 from pot
    LolTrappedU said, "wow"
    kemikar: shows [6c 3s] (a pair of Tens)
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $47.10 | Rake $2.30
    Board [7s Ts Td 2d 9c]
    Seat 1: yAAwn (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: Wolveschans (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 3: kemikar (big blind) collected ($44.80)
    Seat 4: GatorJH folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: LolTrappedU folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: givememyleg folded on the River
  45. #45
    noooooooooo
  46. #46


    lolz that was fun - i want to see deans graph, pt3 says youre up over 200 hundo
  47. #47
  48. #48
    lol that jump at the end is epic
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    PokerStars Game #18952476706: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/07/20 - 00:45:29 (ET)
    Table 'Klio' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
    Seat 2: pankfish ($5 in chips)
    Seat 3: esuhyungsup ($5 in chips)
    Seat 4: yAAwn ($19.65 in chips)
    Seat 5: pampero333 ($4.84 in chips)
    Seat 7: slimjw ($1.98 in chips)
    Seat 8: GatorJH ($5 in chips)
    Seat 9: xfol001 ($2.97 in chips)
    pankfish: posts small blind $0.01
    esuhyungsup: posts big blind $0.02
    GatorJH: posts small & big blinds $0.03
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to pankfish [3h Kc]
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.04
    pampero333: folds
    slimjw: folds
    GatorJH said, "don't think I can compete with Lee Jones over there"
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.06
    xfol001: folds
    pankfish: calls $0.05
    esuhyungsup: calls $0.04
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.08
    MR1381 joins the table at seat #6
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.10
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    esuhyungsup: calls $0.04
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.12
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.14
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    esuhyungsup: calls $0.04
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.16
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.18
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    esuhyungsup: calls $0.04
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.20
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.22
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    KizzTaylor joins the table at seat #1
    esuhyungsup: calls $0.04
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.24
    GatorJH: calls $0.02
    pankfish: raises $0.02 to $0.26
    esuhyungsup: calls $0.04
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.28
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.30
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    esuhyungsup: calls $0.04
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.32
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.34
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    esuhyungsup: calls $0.04
    yAAwn said, "hmmm"
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.36
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.38
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    esuhyungsup: calls $0.04
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.40
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.42
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    esuhyungsup: calls $0.04
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.44
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.46
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    esuhyungsup: calls $0.04
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.48
    MR1381 leaves the table
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.50
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    esuhyungsup: calls $0.04
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.52
    CossacKK joins the table at seat #6
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.54
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    esuhyungsup: calls $0.04
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.56
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.58
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    esuhyungsup: calls $0.04
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.60
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.62
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    esuhyungsup: calls $0.04
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.64
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.66
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    esuhyungsup: calls $0.04
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.68
    slimjw leaves the table
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.70
    yAAwn said, "hai"
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    esuhyungsup: calls $0.04
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.72
    endy17 joins the table at seat #7
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.74
    yAAwn said, "pigs can fly"
    pankfish said, "this is close imo"
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    esuhyungsup: calls $0.04
    yAAwn is disconnected
    yAAwn is connected
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.76
    GatorJH said, "I just don't think I can lay this down"
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.78
    yAAwn said, "I dare u to raise"
    GatorJH said, "dare taken"
    pankfish said, "this is close, but I'm getting a good price I think"
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    esuhyungsup: calls $0.04
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.80
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.82
    pankfish: raises $0.02 to $0.84
    esuhyungsup: folds
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.86
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.88
    yAAwn said, "that was announced 6minutes ago eh?"
    yAAwn said, "long hand"
    GatorJH said, "sheesh, do you have to raise like EVERY TIME!!!!"
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    yAAwn said, "standard"
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.90
    yAAwn said, "1c/2c"
    yAAwn said, "u have to raise"
    KizzTaylor is connected
    yAAwn said, "or fail at life"
    GatorJH said, "oh well, no guts no glory"
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.92
    yAAwn said, "ahem"
    yAAwn said, "amen*"
    yAAwn said, "whoopz"
    yAAwn said, "esuhyungsup"
    yAAwn said, "whats up?"
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    GatorJH said, "I liked ahem better"
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.94
    GatorJH said, "I am tired of you guys - time to go POSTAL!!!!"
    GatorJH: raises $4.05 to $4.99 and is all-in
    KizzTaylor leaves the table
    pankfish: raises $0.01 to $5 and is all-in
    yAAwn: calls $4.06
    *** FLOP *** [Td 7d 9d]
    GatorJH said, "uh oh"
    yAAwn said, "FLUSH DRAW"
    *** TURN *** [Td 7d 9d] [Tc]
    *** RIVER *** [Td 7d 9d Tc] [3c]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    pankfish: shows [3h Kc] (two pair, Tens and Threes)
    GatorJH said, "FLUSHY"
    yAAwn: shows [Jh 2d] (a pair of Tens)
    pankfish collected $0.02 from side pot
    GatorJH: shows [5d 8d] (a flush, Ten high)
    GatorJH collected $15.01 from main pot
    yAAwn said, "LOL @ SLOWROLL"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $15.78 Main pot $15.01. Side pot $0.02. | Rake $0.75
    Board [Td 7d 9d Tc 3c]
    Seat 2: pankfish (small blind) showed [3h Kc] and won ($0.02) with two pair, Tens and Threes
    Seat 3: esuhyungsup (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 4: yAAwn showed [Jh 2d] and lost with a pair of Tens
    Seat 5: pampero333 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: slimjw folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: GatorJH showed [5d 8d] and won ($15.01) with a flush, Ten high
    Seat 9: xfol001 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)



    PokerStars Game #18952765064: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/07/20 - 01:03:39 (ET)
    Table 'Klio' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 2: pankfish ($5 in chips)
    Seat 3: esuhyungsup ($4.21 in chips)
    Seat 4: yAAwn ($14.41 in chips)
    Seat 5: pampero333 ($4.82 in chips)
    Seat 6: CossacKK ($5 in chips)
    Seat 8: GatorJH ($15.19 in chips)
    Seat 9: xfol001 ($2.97 in chips)
    pankfish said, "yes"
    pampero333: posts small blind $0.01
    pankfish said, "yes"
    CossacKK: posts big blind $0.02
    endy17: sits out
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to pankfish [8d Tc]
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.04
    xfol001: folds
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    esuhyungsup: folds
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.06
    pampero333: calls $0.05
    CossacKK: folds
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.08
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.10
    pampero333: calls $0.04
    Hammertime71 joins the table at seat #1
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.12
    pankfish said, "you guys are suck donkies"
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    GatorJH said, "you should know I got something big here"
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.14
    pampero333: calls $0.04
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.16
    pankfish said, "die fish"
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.18
    pampero333: calls $0.04
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.20
    GatorJH said, "blow me a$$ face"
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.22
    pankfish said, "I WILL KILL YOU"
    pampero333: calls $0.04
    pankfish said, "and your mom"
    pankfish said, "and your dog"
    pankfish said, "and take your stereo"
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.24
    pankfish said, "and pawn it"
    pankfish said, "and buy a dime bag"
    pankfish: raises $0.02 to $0.26
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.28
    pampero333: calls $0.06
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.30
    pankfish said, "FISHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.32
    pampero333: calls $0.04
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.34
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    GatorJH said, "EEEH HAWWWW"
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.36
    pankfish said, "yer such a bunch of call centers"
    pampero333: calls $0.04
    GatorJH said, "is that the sound you DONKEY'S make?"
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.38
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.40
    pampero333: calls $0.04
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.42
    pankfish said, "that the sound your mom makes during An@l"
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.44
    pampero333: calls $0.04
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.46
    pankfish: raises $0.02 to $0.48
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.50
    pampero333: calls $0.06
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.52
    pankfish: raises $0.02 to $0.54
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.56
    GatorJH said, "at least someone would do anal to my mom"
    pampero333: calls $0.06
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.58
    pankfish said, "of course, who hasn't?"
    pankfish said, "or should I say whom hasn't"
    pankfish: calls $0.04
    GatorJH said, "yours is so ugly even a dog would't do her"
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.60
    pankfish said, "god grammer ****"
    pampero333: calls $0.04
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.62
    pankfish said, "they are all worn out from your mom's face"
    pankfish: raises $0.02 to $0.64
    yAAwn: raises $0.02 to $0.66
    pampero333: folds
    GatorJH: raises $0.02 to $0.68
    pankfish: raises $4.32 to $5 and is all-in
    yAAwn: calls $4.34
    GatorJH: calls $4.32
    *** FLOP *** [Jc 7c 2s]
    GatorJH: checks
    yAAwn: checks
    *** TURN *** [Jc 7c 2s] [7s]
    GatorJH: checks
    yAAwn: checks
    *** RIVER *** [Jc 7c 2s 7s] [7d]
    GatorJH: checks
    yAAwn: checks
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    GatorJH: shows [Js Td] (a full house, Sevens full of Jacks)
    pankfish: mucks hand
    yAAwn: shows [Kd Ah] (three of a kind, Sevens)
    yAAwn said, "rigged"
    GatorJH collected $14.87 from pot
    GatorJH said, "fisheys"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $15.62 | Rake $0.75
    Board [Jc 7c 2s 7s 7d]
    Seat 2: pankfish mucked [8d Tc]
    Seat 3: esuhyungsup folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: yAAwn (button) showed [Kd Ah] and lost with three of a kind, Sevens
    Seat 5: pampero333 (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 6: CossacKK (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 8: GatorJH showed [Js Td] and won ($14.87) with a full house, Sevens full of Jacks
    Seat 9: xfol001 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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    GatorJH said, "I just don't think I can lay this down"
    yAAwn said, "I dare u to raise"
    GatorJH said, "dare taken"
    Hahaha



    ha!
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    SUP RILLA WANNA FLIP
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    Name your price
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    i'm ready for round 3....

    where is everyone?
  54. #54
    that was so funny I had to put it in its own post. I may put the raw HH in though so the chats show up
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