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Old 08-01-2006, 03:38 PM     Post subject: FTR Blogs #1 (permalink)  
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So who's dick do I have to suck to get an FTR blog?

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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 08-01-2006, 03:44 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Are you and ItDepends trying to fill the void left by Zodiac and Bailey?
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it was a legitimate question, llama-fucker
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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it was a legitimate question, llama-fucker
So was mine
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Old 08-01-2006, 03:51 PM #6 (permalink)  
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i have a REAL question - How can I block the NUTSACK and ASS in your damn picture???? That is beyond disgusting and I don't wanna see that shit!
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I've mentioned it before, but.

IE => your profile and turn off all avatars
firefox + AdBlock => selectively remove avatars
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Old 08-01-2006, 03:55 PM #8 (permalink)  
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You won't be sucking any dicks. You have to be chosen for the FTR blogs. And I don't think anyone's going to choose you.

Begging or petitioning for one will only hurt your (already slim) chances.
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I must of sucked the wrong dick.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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