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XTR1000
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08-08-2008, 09:17 PM
Post subject: french
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I´m going to France next week and I dont speak a single word of this weird language. help me out by translating a few sentences that u find are useful. my requests for translation are:
- show me ur titties
- get me a beer
- hu4rollz
- get me two beer
- get me three beer
- it wasnt me
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- xxxxx
- Garçon, une bière s’il vous plaît?
- xxxxx
- Garçon, deux bière s’il vous plaît?
- Garçon, trois bière s’il vous plaît?
- j'en sais pas (qui est ce que), j'en ai pas, j'en suis pas
Bonus: I'm fed up! - J'en ai marre!
I haven't eaten yet/ I'm hungry - Je n'en mange pas!
Random curseword: Shit - Merdre!
Your mother - Ta mère!
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Je ne parle pas francais.
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how many french men does it take to defend paris?
Answer: none, its never been done.
Talk to them in english, theyll catch on pretty quick
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yeah you should definitely do what all brits do in foreign countries and thats to talk loudly,slowly and deliberately, then seem offended when they dont understand, simple.
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Did you know the French designed their tanks to move in only one direction?
REVERSE!
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08-09-2008, 06:06 AM
Post subject: Re: french
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Originally Posted by XTR1000
I´m going to France next week and I dont speak a single word of this weird language. help me out by translating a few sentences that u find are useful. my requests for translation are:
- show me ur titties
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Est-ce que je peux voir vos seins?
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wesrman
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Dont go to France imo.
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They once aired an episode of walker texas ranger in France. The french surrendered to chuck norris just to be on the safe side.
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Originally Posted by UG
Did you know the French designed their tanks to move in only one direction?
REVERSE!
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10/10
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you know why there are trees lining the streets of all the towns in france?
The Germans like to march in the shade.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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Originally Posted by bigred
They once aired an episode of walker texas ranger in France. The french surrendered to chuck norris just to be on the safe side.
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LOL
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XTR1000
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keep the ball rolling guys, great input 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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