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Miffed22001
Old 12-26-2005, 05:43 PM     Post subject: A FREE AUCTION #1 (permalink)  
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Ok.
I have $6 in my stars account and i dont want it

So whoever posts the best thing in this thread will get the $6 transferred to their account.
I dont care whether u abuse me, my mom post a joke or a link.
Whateva it is if i think its best you get $6 dollars

My decision is finalThe competition ends when i have some funds in neteller to play poker with, im bored and cant play so i thought i'd do this for fun. (yes 'rilla, you can enter too )
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Old 12-26-2005, 05:45 PM #2 (permalink)  
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One of my favorite lines from Tommy Boy

[Richard knocks on the door impersonating the maid while Tommy tries to sleep]
Richard Hayden: Housekeeping. You want mint for pillow?
Tommy: Please go away let me sleep *for the love of God*.
Richard Hayden: Housekeeping. You want me to jerk you off?
Tommy: What kind of hotel is this?
[opens door]
Tommy: Who the hell are... Oh, it's you.
Richard Hayden: Good morning, sunshine.
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Old 12-26-2005, 05:45 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 12-26-2005, 05:47 PM #4 (permalink)  
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this could be fun
more more!!
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Old 12-26-2005, 05:48 PM #5 (permalink)  
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One of my favorite lines from Tommy Boy

[Richard knocks on the door impersonating the maid while Tommy tries to sleep]
Richard Hayden: Housekeeping. You want mint for pillow?
Tommy: Please go away let me sleep *for the love of God*.
Richard Hayden: Housekeeping. You want me to jerk you off?
Tommy: What kind of hotel is this?
[opens door]
Tommy: Who the hell are... Oh, it's you.
Richard Hayden: Good morning, sunshine.
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Old 12-26-2005, 05:48 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 12-26-2005, 05:50 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 12-26-2005, 05:56 PM #8 (permalink)  
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muxys was goot
but ville's is better
checking syked's
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Old 12-26-2005, 05:57 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 12-26-2005, 06:04 PM #10 (permalink)  
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LOL
lMFAO at that shit!
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Old 12-26-2005, 06:12 PM #11 (permalink)  
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ok
so like i click on sykes link and its shit, so randomly a click some 'pretty models' link and i get a webpage about some horny girls in my home town in eng-er-land DONCASTER
WTF WTF WTF
WTF WTF WTF
yeah, so like im really freake out at how many of these faces i have seen, cant say i know them they jut look familiar from the pub scene
OMG
very lucky syke, but that might win for freakyness!
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Old 12-26-2005, 06:16 PM #12 (permalink)  
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I win this thread or someone gets knocked the fuk out.

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Old 12-26-2005, 06:21 PM #13 (permalink)  
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"I love baseball, I like to watch a lot of games on the radio" - Gerald Ford (Ex US President).
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Old 12-26-2005, 06:25 PM #16 (permalink)  
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keep em comin!
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Old 12-26-2005, 06:37 PM #17 (permalink)  
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ill be more specific.

http://www.picpop.com/gallery/thumbn...bum=topn&cat=0


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Old 12-26-2005, 06:58 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Old 12-26-2005, 07:40 PM #19 (permalink)  
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funny video....

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Old 12-27-2005, 04:52 AM #20 (permalink)  
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+6$
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Old 12-27-2005, 05:31 AM #21 (permalink)  
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........don't click that.
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Old 12-27-2005, 05:37 AM #22 (permalink)  
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Old 12-27-2005, 05:50 AM #24 (permalink)  
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i dont even wanna know how you found that site
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Old 12-27-2005, 02:41 PM #25 (permalink)  
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Old 12-27-2005, 03:08 PM #27 (permalink)  
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ok muxy is winning now
i pissed myslef when i saw that, and fell off my chair!
horrible but so funny

lemonparty, i refuse to click that link so that wont work
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Old 12-27-2005, 03:47 PM #28 (permalink)  
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Old 12-27-2005, 04:49 PM #29 (permalink)  
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haha
nice
still behind though....
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Old 12-27-2005, 05:42 PM #30 (permalink)  
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Old 12-27-2005, 05:44 PM #31 (permalink)  
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OK AUCTION CLOSED
(i have money in neteller)

Muxy you win, thats some funny shit so PM me your stars name etc and ill send the money.
Good posts people, i have to say the tortoises were winning for a while
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