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BooG690
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10-18-2009, 04:07 PM
Post subject: Fold or Crumple?
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The age-old question.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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yourfather
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What are we folding or crumpling?
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tp or cash?
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Protect dog
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bigred
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pizza?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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BooG690
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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bigred
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Who the fuck folds?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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i do a combo, i fold then crumble
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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also, f all you standers
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JKDS
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
also, f all you standers
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Poop you, buddy
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Originally Posted by OngBonga
But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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JKDS
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and obv fold so that its a lil' poofy.
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Originally Posted by OngBonga
But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
i do a combo, i fold then crumble
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third poll option pls
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Halv
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pro crastinator
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Fold obv.
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easy fold
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xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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BooG690
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I seriously don't understand how people sit down and wipe...but that's a whole different poll.
Folding ftw.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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This thread is such a typical sequel. the first one was great (after all, who the fuck ever would have pictured a standing wiper?!??!?), and since that was so good, another one about wiping options would be great too right? NO!!
Coming next, Toilet Habits 3 - Pants around the ankles or knees???
That said, fold, you cant have any surprise holes in the middle of your TP.
edit 1:And since when can't I fucking say fuck and not have it altered to poop?
edit 2: ok...first fuck is now poop, other fucks are still fuck....wtf.
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BooG690
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Play poker while you poop!
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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Originally Posted by BooG690
Play poker while you poop! |
FYP.
And fold, every time. You people would never be allowed to wipe mine.
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bigred
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wow, this thread is just as enlightening as the stand or sit. Maybe I should try this "fold" thing.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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boost
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how can you crumple? With equal amounts of paper youre making such a high variance play with no benefits in sight except saving a second or two.
also fold + splash with a lil warm water from the sink is the win. I mean srsly.. sometimes dry paper just isnt gonna cut it..
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Originally Posted by boost
also fold + splash with a lil warm water from the sink is the win. I mean srsly.. sometimes dry paper just isnt gonna cut it..
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Last thing I want is a soaking wet asshole...though baby wipes are marvelous.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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boost
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baby wipes are truly amazing. But they are not always on hand. And srsly, sometimes you just arent getting the job done with dry paper.
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bigred
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I'm really excited to poop now...Come on subway sandwich, digest!
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LOL OPERATIONS
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kiwiMark
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Dranger crumples then wipes three times before releasing, pass it on.
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Originally Posted by BooG690
I seriously don't understand how people sit down and wipe...
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It's because MY ASS ISN'T BIGGER THAN THE BOWL.
Fold, imo.
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BooG690
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Originally Posted by kiwiMark
Dranger crumples then wipes three times before releasing, pass it on.
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No, really, it's true:
<dranger> ive gotten 3 wipes out of one piece imo
<dranger> by scrunching
<BooG> u crumple AND reuse?
<+kiwiMark> 3?!
<BooG> you're fucking gross
<+kiwiMark> Yeah I'm so confused
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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Michelle folds in a very specific way every single time. I crumple.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Michelle folds in a very specific way every single time. I crumple.
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So Michelle is a dude? We all know women only #1
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LOL OPERATIONS
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I rarely,if ever, get pms
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yeah 3 wipes per 2 sheets is standard.
wipe, fold, wipe, fold, wipe, drop.
I never understood why when we have guests tp just seems to disappear - I guess it's cuz most of you are tp wasters who wipe and drop.
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3 hours later...still don't have to poop 
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Originally Posted by chardrian
yeah 3 wipes per 2 sheets is standard.
wipe, fold, wipe, fold, wipe, drop.
I never understood why when we have guests tp just seems to disappear - I guess it's cuz most of you are tp wasters who wipe and drop.
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F-kin guests... 2 sheets becomes 6 and 3 wipes becomes 1. The math says it all...
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I DONT WIPE MY SHIT WITH SHIT KTHX
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Originally Posted by OngBonga
But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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stonyman
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was a standing crumpler have since switched it up to sitting folder
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Michelle folds in a very specific way every single time. I crumple.
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So Michelle is a dude? We all know women only #1 |
Women wipe after peeing too.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by bigred
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Michelle folds in a very specific way every single time. I crumple.
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So Michelle is a dude? We all know women only #1 |
Women wipe after peeing too. |
Touche
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LOL OPERATIONS
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boost
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chard.. 2 sheets, really? How do you get 3 wipes out of 2 sheets? I feel like all paper, even the best of quality, needs to be fold on itself at least once. So now we have 1 sheet size doubled up, if we fold this in half I can see getting another wipe, but we cant fold again. We cant get a wipe with 1/4 sheet size.. srsly youre getting fecal matter under your finger nails doing this.
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Michelle folds in a very specific way every single time. I crumple.
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So Michelle is a dude? We all know women only #1 |
Uh, what. Women don't do either, yuck. And they definitely don't shake after peeing. 
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Originally Posted by stonyman
was a standing crumpler have since switched it up to sitting folder
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Welcome, Brother.
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Meh standing crumpler. Its the only way to go to avoid any and all accidents. I sure as hell am not going to stick my hand into the bowl while im sitting on it after just shitting. And crumpling may waste more toilet paper, but you definitely dont have to worry about break through with your fingers by crumpling. You always have enough cushion for that.
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boost
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if you have enough cushion then youre using like 3x as much paper, at least. Global warming is your anus' fault.
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BooG690
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Originally Posted by chardrian
yeah 3 wipes per 2 sheets is standard.
wipe, fold, wipe, fold, wipe, drop.
I never understood why when we have guests tp just seems to disappear - I guess it's cuz most of you are tp wasters who wipe and drop.
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Right...refolding and reusing is standard. But Dranger crumples and reuses. Ew.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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Originally Posted by boost
chard.. 2 sheets, really? How do you get 3 wipes out of 2 sheets? I feel like all paper, even the best of quality, needs to be fold on itself at least once. So now we have 1 sheet size doubled up, if we fold this in half I can see getting another wipe, but we cant fold again. We cant get a wipe with 1/4 sheet size.. srsly youre getting fecal matter under your finger nails doing this.
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Dude... I tried to follow those instructions and ended up with a f-ckin origami peacock....
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Originally Posted by dsmrolla06
Meh standing crumpler. Its the only way to go to avoid any and all accidents. I sure as hell am not going to stick my hand into the bowl while im sitting on it after just shitting. And crumpling may waste more toilet paper, but you definitely dont have to worry about break through with your fingers by crumpling. You always have enough cushion for that.
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Dude how high do you have the water? Or do you have like gorilla arms? When you crumple there's more risk of the finger breaking through, surely, 'cause the toilet-paper-buffer between finger and anus isn't evenly distributed...it just doesn't sound safe!
And what if it un-crumples as you pull away, now you've got shit on your cheeks.
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I pick the dingleberries out and crumple that shit into a ball with both hands.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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Originally Posted by kiwiMark
Dude how high do you have the water? Or do you have like gorilla arms? When you crumple there's more risk of the finger breaking through, surely, 'cause the toilet-paper-buffer between finger and anus isn't evenly distributed...it just doesn't sound safe! And what if it un-crumples as you pull away, now you've got shit on your cheeks.
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this is one of the funniest posts i've ever read
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Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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I rarely,if ever, get pms
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Originally Posted by boost
chard.. 2 sheets, really? How do you get 3 wipes out of 2 sheets? I feel like all paper, even the best of quality, needs to be fold on itself at least once. So now we have 1 sheet size doubled up, if we fold this in half I can see getting another wipe, but we cant fold again. We cant get a wipe with 1/4 sheet size.. srsly youre getting fecal matter under your finger nails doing this.
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meh - I had to wipe my ass on a pretty frequent basis with newspaper when I was in the Peace Corps so 2 sheets of double ply is plenty thick for me. What I really want is a bidet - then those never ending wipes could be taken care of proper.
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kiwiMark
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That's actually me, when I was however old. Seems applicable.
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That's actually me, when I was however old. Seems applicable.
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1) You lived on a horror movie set? That house looks totally haunted. I can tell from the trimwork.
2) POLICE ALERT! sounds like an awesome game.
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This thread has been an education for me.
I sit and fold, and had no idea that there was any other way to do it.
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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Buy Charmin Extra Strong. You'll use less, no breakage. Totally worth the extra money, imo. You'll be ballin in the bathroom...it's the Grey Goose of toilet paper.
I feel sorry for newspaper ass person. So itchy.
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Originally Posted by kiwiMark
That's actually me, when I was however old. Seems applicable.
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1) You lived on a horror movie set? That house looks totally haunted. I can tell from the trimwork.
2) POLICE ALERT! sounds like an awesome game. |
It's the BEST game ever.
"You spotted a suspicious gentleman walking next to your neighbour's car while your neighbour is on holiday and didn't call the police. MOVE BACK THREE SPACES."
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My method involves both.
A crumple then a fold.
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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