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donnybaker

06-11-2006, 05:59 AM Post subject: Fish that crack you up

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Straight

Join Date: Nov 2005

Location: not playing much

Posts: 154

This guy gets the award for amusing me tonight
He's the kind of fish that likes to buy in for the min and gamble.
Here's the meat of it:

SUPERTILT222: hi players Im supertilt
SUPERTILT222: Im here to take all your money
SUPERTILT222: i specialize in giving bad beats
donnybaker55: i stacked u a couple hours ago

A couple hours ago:
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $.25 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

BB ($28.53)
UTG ($27.35)
SUPERTILT222 ($4.74)
donnybaker ($53.77)
MP2 ($5.80)
MP3 ($24.40)
CO ($24.15)
Button ($26.70)
SB ($24.50)

Preflop: donnybaker is MP1 with J

, J

. SB posts a blind of $0.10.
1 fold, SUPERTILT222 bets $4.74 (All-In), donnybaker calls $4.74, 6 folds.

Flop: ($9.83) 8

, J

, 8

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($9.83) A

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($9.83) 5

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $9.83

Results below:
SUPERTILT222 has As 7h (two pair, aces and eights).
donnybaker has Jc Jd (full house, jacks full of eights).
Outcome: donnybaker wins $9.83.

he left after this hand down about $15

SUPERTILT222: I am what u would call a whale
SUPERTILT222: that means high roller
bdgad: gl dude
SUPERTILT222: fool i will take more money from u again
donnybaker55: lol
SUPERTILT222: my name is tilt for a reason i will have the whole table on tiilt
SUPERTILT222: this table will be bankrupt before i leave
bdgad: lol
bdgad: what limits do you usually play?
donnybaker55: like the last one?
SUPERTILT222: i am waiting for the highest ttabke on the site
donnybaker55: lmfao
SUPERTILT222: so im here till that table opens up
SUPERTILT222: so i have to play with low limit chumps like yourself till then
donnybaker55: enjoy it while it lasts folks
donnybaker55: he won't be here long
SUPERTILT222: i specialize in giving bad beats
#4487719266: SUPERTILT222 wins $1.10
donnybaker55: and good ol' talking smack
SUPERTILT222: i won
SUPERTILT222: get used to it
SUPERTILT222: i am rated one of the baest players on the site
donnybaker55: and one of the poorer spellers
SUPERTILT222: moron poorer is not a word
#4487735801: SUPERTILT222 wins $7.53
his stats are 91/74/5, -140 ptbb/100 over 35 hands
SUPERTILT222: i won fools
SUPERTILT222: donny the douche bag
SUPERTILT222: im up 2 bucks already
fcarter65: f u s t
#4487740937: SUPERTILT222 wins $2.63
donnybaker55: gl tilt
SUPERTILT222: what is f u s t ?
fcarter65: f = fy
#4487746505: SUPERTILT222 wins $2.71
SUPERTILT222: skidude nice granma clothes
#4487751498: SUPERTILT222 wins $2.80
SUPERTILT222: i won again fools
SUPERTILT222: im on a rush
SUPERTILT222: ski dude is gender bending
SUPERTILT222: call fools
SUPERTILT222: scared
#4487755122: SUPERTILT222 wins $2.42 from side pot #1 with a pair of tens.
#4487755122: SUPERTILT222 wins $0.75 from the main pot with a pair of tens.
SUPERTILT222: i won again
SUPERTILT222: see im not all talk
SUPERTILT222: skills
SUPERTILT222: popker skills
mighty_mart: skills?
SUPERTILT222: mad poker skills ladies
SUPERTILT222: im up 2 bucks
SUPERTILT222: some of the worst players i have seen are at this table
SUPERTILT222: donny the douche bag

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (10 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

MP2 ($14.33)
MP3 ($14.12)
SUPERTILT222 ($6.67)
Button ($1.20)
SB ($9.75)
BB ($30.89)
UTG ($25.55)
UTG+1 ($22.74)
donnybaker ($70.05)
MP1 ($25.30)

Preflop: donnybaker is UTG+2 with 6

, 6

. SB posts a blind of $0.10.
2 folds, donnybaker raises to $1, MP1 calls $1, 2 folds, CO =#A500AF(SUPERTILT222)/ raises to $1.75, 3 folds, donnybaker calls $0.75, MP1 calls $0.75.

Flop: ($5.60) 9

, 6

, A

(3 players)
donnybaker bets $1, MP1 raises to $2, SUPERTILT222 calls $2, donnybaker raises to $8, MP1 folds, SUPERTILT222 calls $2.92 (All-In).

Turn: ($20.52) 3

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($20.52) 8

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $20.52

Results below:
donnybaker has 6s 6c (three of a kind, sixes).
SUPERTILT222 has 4c Ac (one pair, aces).
Outcome: donnybaker wins $20.52.

#4487781611: donnybaker55 wins $3.08 from side pot #1 with three of a kind, sixes.
#4487781611: donnybaker55 wins $16.59 from the main pot with three of a kind, sixes.
mighty_mart: CYA
donnybaker55: strike 2
SUPERTILT222: what di du have
SUPERTILT222: pair 6
SUPERTILT222: computer error
SUPERTILT222: what was your hand?
SUPERTILT222: what was your hand
richl3222: i guess you can read
donnybaker55: 66
SUPERTILT222: i had pair A
SUPERTILT222: i won that hand
SUPERTILT222: right
SUPERTILT222: fool
donnybaker55: not good enough
SUPERTILT222: give me my money
SUPERTILT222: you only had pair 6
SUPERTILT222: i won fool pair A
donnybaker55: 1pair < set
SUPERTILT222: fuk off muth a f ucka
donnybaker55: bwnd

In this next hand he is all in and is called by a shorter stack who wins the main pot. Super seems to think he won the hand.

#4487812528: SUPERTILT222 wins $4.05 from side pot #1 with a pair of eights.
#4487812528: skidude0820 wins $2.15 from the main pot with two pairs, nines and eights.
SUPERTILT222: i won
richl3222: man, that was some mad skill
SUPERTILT222: players at this table are terrible
SUPERTILT222: not used to playing with such bad players like donny douche
#4487823628: SUPERTILT222 wins $4.33
SUPERTILT222: won again fools
SUPERTILT222: r u on tilt yet?
SUPERTILT222: get ready
#4487832870: SUPERTILT222 wins $11.26 from the main pot with three of a kind, nines.
SUPERTILT222: thanks for the money fool
SUPERTILT222: r u on tilt yet?
SUPERTILT222: i have more than doubled up
fcarter65: fuk u
richl3222: you are just breaking even
SUPERTILT222: thanks for the money carter
richl3222: you lost 5 bucks to donny remember
richl3222: by a bad beat
SUPERTILT222: donny douche
donnybaker55: lol
#4487838617: SUPERTILT222 wins $3.86
SUPERTILT222: won again
SUPERTILT222: r u on tilt?
SUPERTILT222: got tilt?
#4487848735: SUPERTILT222 wins $1.42
mighty_mart: just ignore him
SUPERTILT222: won again
SUPERTILT222: im on a rush
SUPERTILT222: ladies
SUPERTILT222: tilt???????
#4487851899: SUPERTILT222 wins $1.83
SUPERTILT222: i have more than doubled up
SUPERTILT222: won again
SUPERTILT222: feel the rush
SUPERTILT222: 5 hands in a rowe
donnybaker55: rowe?
SUPERTILT222: donny douche
SUPERTILT222: duh
#4487855625: SUPERTILT222 wins $6.89
SUPERTILT222: won again
SUPERTILT222: 7 hands in a row
SUPERTILT222: this table is to easy
SUPERTILT222: need better playerse for more challenge
fcarter65: d ass
SUPERTILT222: thanks for the money carter

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

UTG ($4.56)
SUPERTILT222 ($16.57)
MP1 ($1.80)
MP2 ($8.12)
MP3 ($30.19)
CO ($25)
Button ($22.04)
donnybaker ($79.37)
BB ($25)

Preflop: donnybaker is SB with 3

, 8

. CO posts a blind of $0.25. donnybaker posts a blind of $0.10.
1 fold, SUPERTILT222 raises to $0.5, 2 folds, MP3 raises to $1.25, 3 folds, BB calls $1, SUPERTILT222 raises to $2, MP3 calls $0.75, BB calls $23.75 (All-In), SUPERTILT222 calls $14.57 (All-In), MP3 folds.

Flop: ($43.92) Q

, J

, 4

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($43.92) 2

(2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($43.92) J

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $43.92

Results below:
BB has Ad Ks (one pair, jacks).
SUPERTILT222 has 7d 8d (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: BB wins $43.32.

#4487866153: xxDEMENTED wins $8.43 from side pot #1 with a pair of jacks with ace kicker.
#4487866153: xxDEMENTED wins $33.74 from the main pot with a pair of jacks with ace kicker.
donnybaker55: vnh
SUPERTILT222: huh?
mighty_mart: LOL?
SUPERTILT222: what happened?
richl3222: bad beat X 2
#4487875972: donnybaker55 wins $2.35 from the main pot with a pair of kings.
donnybaker55: that was for the tilt monkey
donnybaker55: too bad
SUPERTILT222: players ere are terrible
SUPERTILT222: not used to playing with amateurs
richl3222: i know, and you kept losing your money
SUPERTILT222: gotta run to go play with real players
SUPERTILT222: later donny douche
donnybaker55: peace
donnybaker55: lmao

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vqc

06-11-2006, 09:45 AM

#2 (permalink)

Straight Flush

Join Date: Jan 2005

Posts: 5,427

I speak whale!
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
Cracks me UP!

midas06

06-11-2006, 10:16 AM

#3 (permalink)

4-of-a-Kind

Join Date: Jun 2005

Location: NZ

Posts: 2,196

Isn't there a thread for this already?

Dislexsik

06-11-2006, 11:14 AM

#4 (permalink)

Full House

Join Date: Jul 2005

Location: On the grind

Posts: 832

Yesterday i sat on a table where a guy was up 3buy ins on 25NL.
He lost it all in like 3 or 4 orbits.His stats were 78/37/5.0.
This is what he said:

idotyuri: win or lose, it's not like this is real money right.....
Two_Orange: nope,its playmoney

Couple of minutes later:

idotyuri: just a sec guys, depositing moneys

LOL

Miffed22001

06-11-2006, 10:24 PM

#5 (permalink)

Straight Flush

Join Date: Jun 2005

Location: Marry Me Cheryl!!!

Posts: 8,181

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dislexsik

god ur avatar rules

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