|
supermoneyz1
|
05-21-2006, 06:18 AM
Post subject: First time Going to STrip Club (long)
|
#1 (permalink)
|
|
|
|
(Low content and long.)
Okay so I turned 18 fairly recently soo.. Friday night I headed out with a couple of friends to the local strip club. For few bucks more I got into the VIP section. The club was called DejeVu or something like that
After sitting in the back row of the pole in VIP club… I was getting bored watching. So I asked this REALLY REALLY hot blonde for a lap dance. For like 3-5 mins for 20 bucks (better hourly wage then me!), the girl will take you to this private space and work her magic! Honestly the fucking hottest girl ever. The girl was perfect. No girl can even compare to how hot this blonde was...okay I am done....no I am not... if it matters if you remember Ake's old avatar (hot blonde chick) take that and times it by 1000x and then you are at the level of how hot this girl is. DJ announced that she won some award for being the sexiest something…...
Okay so first part in the private booth we talked first about simple shit like her age, she said she was really stoked to finally leave in like 25 minutes. She had not ate any food, etc. She complimented my appearance and cologne. I told her she was really hot etc... She told me what college she was going to and her age, As song started she took off some of her clothes, she said I could touch her and then she went to work!! Her skin was like super soft and her ass and tits were perfect. She had this really small thong on and her body was flawless. So HOTT...
Anyways, later that night I got 2 other lap dances from these other girls who came up to offer them to me and since I was stupid and new to the strip club I said “sure”, instead of shopping around. Easy to do, when everything’s dark you can not really see their face and they all look pretty hot.
The other 2 girls I got a lap dance from were not even close to being as hot as the first stripper. Plus they were doing freaky shit like biting/touching my nipples, and there bodies had plenty of flaws. Both were a little overweight, one had small tits and both had mediocre outfits that covered too much.
In VIP club there were showers going off every hour and giving out all these free porn videos. I spent about one hour just getting rid of my dollar bills to different girls who would come on stage every song change. One of the girls did like a flip/summersault on to my body and pulled the dollar bill out of mouth with her pussy. ;-D
Point of this post is that this girl is super hot. Like I feel as if I am “in love with a stripper”. I'd cash out like up to 500 bucks to have sex with this girl. Hell I’d probably make it more for one good night . Its not like I can not get laid, but when you have a girl this hot, o man. The hottest girl at my school is like nothing compared to this one. I don’t care if she has sex with multiple guys a night, I'd love to get with this girl. I dropped around 140+ that night paying for my own dances, giving out singles, and giving a few free dances to my friends. It was a great experience.
Okay back to that hot girl …should I...
a.) forget it about it let my excitement die down, and in a week move on to something else
b.) ask her beforehand if she is interested in giving more then a lap dance
c.) offer her a lot of money
d.) girls are not hot, get a hot boy
e.) stop going after stripper girls!
f.) Stop making long stupid post like this and start playing poker. (Get a life)
|
|
|
Play for FREE and practice your game at...
Join the FTR Poker Forum to disable these banners and start posting!
|
|
Muxy
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Canadian LOLUH'S AND AMERICAN LOLUHS
Posts: 1,529
|
|
Let play
Count the STD's
I will start
Gential Warts known as Sykedupp Disease.
|
|
|
|
Lukie
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: back with a vengeance
Posts: 3,307
|
|
man up, go back to the strip club, and ask her out on a date.
|
|
|
|
theDEEPdish
|
|
Straight
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: in a van by the river
Posts: 236
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Muxy
Let play
Count the STD's
I will start
Gential Warts known as Sykedupp Disease.
|
don't be hatin
|
|
|
|
vqc
|
|
Straight Flush
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 5,427
|
|
im sure she would make it 300 just for you, if only she knew how much her hourly rate would skyrocket.
|
|
|
|
euphoricism
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Your place or my place
Posts: 3,610
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by vqc
im sure she would make it 300 just for you, if only she knew how much her hourly rate would skyrocket.
|
ROFLMAO. Winnar.
|
|
|
|
Seasider
|
|
Flush
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Bangor UK
Posts: 563
|
|
You just got
|
|
|
|
a500lbgorilla
|
|
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
|
|
Strip clubs are lame
|
Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
|
|
salsa4ever
|
|
Full House
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 1,073
|
|
ask her if she will consider going further than a lap dance. Expect to pay a fair amount of money. And if she's not up for it, at least you know for sure.
Most exotic dancers I know aren't into giving sex. I mean if they're that good, then they don't need to. If you happen to know them (hey I'm a dancer) you'd find they're just normal girls who have their own boundaries and some do it because they like the performance aspect. But if you don't ask, you don't get... so do it!
And generally, strip club girls will not go out on a date with patrons because it's just unprofessional, ruins the fantasy they're trying to create, and works against their self-interest.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by bigred
Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by salsa4ever
well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
|
|
|
samsonite2100
|
|
Full House
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Your loosing, lolololololololololol
Posts: 858
|
|
Plus, most strippers (or at least most strippers I've encountered), have some history of sexual abuse, or are drug addicts, or are just plain old-fashioned crazy. Or some combination thereof. Add in the STD factor, the possibility of getting taken for a ride or shaken down for your money, and I think you're better off letting the fantasy remain a fantasy.
Finally, if you do get her to have sex with you, do not take her to your place.
|
|
|
|
Lukie
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: back with a vengeance
Posts: 3,307
|
|
Quote:
|
And generally, strip club girls will not go out on a date with patrons because it's just unprofessional, ruins the fantasy they're trying to create, and works against their self-interest.
|
I agree, but mostly for different reasons. Not that what you said doesn't apply (and obviously it's different on a case by case basis.)
If you told me a tall, good looking, smooth, confident, well-dressed guy couldn't walk into a strip bar and pick some.. employees.. up, I'd tell you that you're crazy.
|
|
|
|
PO$$E$$ED
|
|
Flush
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: SITTING ON 'RILLA'S FINGER
Posts: 263
|
|
Instead of spending your money getting lap dances from strippers, why don't you pay that $500 you promised to the winner of the avatar contest, superscumbagz111?
|
|
|
|
Lukie
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: back with a vengeance
Posts: 3,307
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
Instead of spending your money getting lap dances from strippers, why don't you pay that $500 you promised to the winner of the avatar contest, superscumbagz111?
|
holy shit didnt realize it was the same guy
i agree
|
|
|
|
supermoneyz1
|
|
|
|
I agree stop being a douche bag and send the money
|
|
|
|
bluey
|
|
Flush
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 347
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by supermoneyz1
I agree stop being a douche bag and send the money
|
|
BR: $.1k
Goal 2: July 1 $10k
IIbeatsUU: lol u raised with that?
you mini raised, therefore you desereve whatever you get....
|
|
Xianti
|
|
Administrator
Administrator
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: facebook.com/xianti
Posts: 5,289
|
|
{Locked}
...before the flaming gets worse.
|
|
|
English
Deutsch
Español
Français
Italiano
Nederlands
Pусский
Svenska
05-26-2012, 03:08 PM Australia Legalized Online Poker coming up in next 6 to 12 Months
Linear Mode
