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will641
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07-08-2008, 10:40 PM
Post subject: first brag/beat post
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brag: i just killed over 30 flies with a news paper. also probably sucked another 10 up with a vacuum cleaner, with the little hose extension dealy.
beat: i was screaming scarface lines while i did it.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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real beat: you live (in/on/near) a huge pile of shit?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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fat-b
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yesterday a big spider walked under my chair. Instead of killing it like a brainless moran , i helped it outside my window with a newspaper.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by fat-b
yesterday a big spider walked under my chair. Instead of killing it like a brainless moran , i helped it outside my window with a newspaper like a brainless moran.
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I'm gonna vote you for write-in this November.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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will641
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
real beat: you live (in/on/near) a huge pile of shit?
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actually no. the front window was replaced, so obv there was a large void for a few hours, allowing tons of flies to enter.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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Halv
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07-08-2008, 11:03 PM
Post subject: Re: first brag/beat post
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pro crastinator
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Originally Posted by will641
brag: i was screaming scarface lines while i did it.
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BankItDrew
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weird....
i had to do the same thing twice last week.
Amity horror?
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wufwugy
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07-08-2008, 11:21 PM
Post subject: Re: first brag/beat post
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Originally Posted by HalvSame
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Originally Posted by will641
brag: i was screaming scarface lines while i did it.
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seriously thats hardcore brag
id be screamin all kinds of shit
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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ya the scarface shouldnt be a beat?
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
real beat: you live (in/on/near) a huge pile of shit?
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Made my day.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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brag: I know where to get Scarface lines
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On moving up, properly rolled:
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You don't know if you're J-Fish or A Fish until you try.
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will641
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okay maybe its beat: had 50 flies in my house; brag: i killed them while screaming scarface lines such as, "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND (referring to newspaper)."
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Name something that isn't made better by screaming "SAY HALLO TO MY LITTO FREN!"
You can't. Because there isn't anything.
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GatorJH
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Name something that isn't made better by screaming "SAY HALLO TO MY LITTO FREN!"
You can't. Because there isn't anything.
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Walking into a bar then noticing that it is actually a gay bar.
I win.
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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sandstorm
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Name something that isn't made better by screaming "SAY HALLO TO MY LITTO FREN!"
You can't. Because there isn't anything.
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- When showing your junk to a nurse at the hospital
- When turning your busted gutshot face up on the table
- When answering the phone
- When paying at the grocery shop
- When presenting a winner at the academy awards
- When engaging in sexual intercourse engagement with a lady friend
- When killing every motherfucker in the room
- When reading the news
- When stopping your car at intersections
Yup, you are right
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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Originally Posted by GatorJH
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Name something that isn't made better by screaming "SAY HALLO TO MY LITTO FREN!"
You can't. Because there isn't anything.
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Walking into a bar then noticing that it is actually a gay bar.
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No, just scream it and then introduce your little friend. Then leave yourself. Unless gay.
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by GatorJH
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Name something that isn't made better by screaming "SAY HALLO TO MY LITTO FREN!"
You can't. Because there isn't anything.
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Walking into a bar then noticing that it is actually a gay bar.
I win. |
Sure. You "didn't know".
Still, that's cool.
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Alibi
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Sam Cassell?
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will641
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Originally Posted by GatorJH
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Name something that isn't made better by screaming "SAY HALLO TO MY LITTO FREN!"
You can't. Because there isn't anything.
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Walking into a bar then noticing that it is actually a gay bar.
I win. |
gator are you trying to tell us something?
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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bigred
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Originally Posted by will641
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Originally Posted by GatorJH
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Name something that isn't made better by screaming "SAY HALLO TO MY LITTO FREN!"
You can't. Because there isn't anything.
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Walking into a bar then noticing that it is actually a gay bar.
I win. |
gator are you trying to tell us something? |
That he's an alcoholic? Rest is standard.
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BankItDrew
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