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thizzSantaCruz
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01-11-2007, 08:47 AM
Post subject: Favorite pick up lines
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Full House
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Allright Don Juan's lets hear your favorite pick up line to pick up that ridiuclously drunk girl thats been eyeing you at a party.
My favorite has to be, "Wanna go halves on a bastard?"
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Da GOAT
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Straight Flush
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''I met Angelina Jolie last year and she doesnt look half as good as you''
Gold
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Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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seoul_child1
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Straight
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"Hey babygurl, let me buy you a drink, i know you must be tired; You been running though my mind all day"
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uscheese
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Flush
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What? It's not going to suck itself you know
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seoul_child1
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Straight
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Location: NYC
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Originally Posted by uscheese
What? It's not going to suck itself, You NOW
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huh, WTF..lol??
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Da GOAT
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Straight Flush
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Location: Dublin
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You; Sorry theres no smoking in here
Her; eh im not smoking
You; OH YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!! (while waving your hand like a fan at your face)
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Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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Alibi
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Flush
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I like the science pick up jokes but they only work on science majors
"If I were an enzyme I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes" etc
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TrapperAB: you know, I really should have named myself after the mandibles of a homeless person
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
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Hi, I'm Ron Jeremy.
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gingerwizard
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4-of-a-Kind
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"You don't sweat much for a fat lass"
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This is not my signature. I just write this at the bottom of every post.
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Renton
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by Alibi
"If I were an enzyme I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes"
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wow
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thenonsequitur
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Alibi
I like the science pick up jokes but they only work on science majors
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A few more in that vein:
"Hey, baby, what's your sine?"
"You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate."
"According to Heisenberg's Uncertanty Principle, we way already be in love."
"You must be a good benzene ring, because you are pleasantly aromatic."
"I'm not being obtuse, but your acute girl."
"If I were sine squared and you were cosine squared together we'd be one."
"If I could make any compound, I would make uranium iodide, so I could put U and I together."
"Honey, you're sweeter than 3.14159."
"We don't have to converge, let's just get Cauchy."
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Da GOAT
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Straight Flush
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Location: Dublin
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by thenonsequitur
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Alibi
I like the science pick up jokes but they only work on science majors
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A few more in that vein:
"Hey, baby, what's your sine?"
"You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate."
"According to Heisenberg's Uncertanty Principle, we way already be in love."
"You must be a good benzene ring, because you are pleasantly aromatic."
"I'm not being obtuse, but your acute girl."
"If I were sine squared and you were cosine squared together we'd be one."
"If I could make any compound, I would make uranium iodide, so I could put U and I together."
"Honey, you're sweeter than 3.14159."
"We don't have to converge, let's just get Cauchy." |
OMG i cringe
another one;
''You and me?''
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Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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bigred
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"All I can promise you is 3 inches of the worst 20 seconds of your life"
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LOL OPERATIONS
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AHiltz
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I've only got 4 inches.......... but some women like it that wide.
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swiggidy
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"I have this really comfortable couch you can sleep on so you don't have to catch a cab."
Works best when you live walking distance from the bar and they drove
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Da GOAT
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Straight Flush
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get her back for drinks in yours.
sit back relax,have 1 sip and say ''i think we'd be more comfortable upstairs''
Gold
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Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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Halv
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pro crastinator
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Quote:
You; Sorry theres no smoking in here
Her; eh im not smoking
You; OH YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!! (while waving your hand like a fan at your face)
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Too bad this one doesn't work in norwegian. Classic. Mine:
"Wanna fuck?"
*slap*
Fifteen minutes later we're making out.
Next morning my friend tells me she was 14.
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Da GOAT
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Dublin
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Its great tho I get older but college chicks stay the same age.
Hmm i should put another line in this thread hmm
''Anal??''
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Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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uscheese
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Flush
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HAHAHAHAHA..."anal?" works well...women love men to be honest
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mrhappy333
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Full House
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www.sosuave.com
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
If I could re arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Wanna get a pizza and fuck? (when she says no)
whats the matter, you don't like pizza?
( I actually asked a girl this and she said yes)
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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