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09-16-2008, 09:01 PM
Post subject: Farts in the wind.
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Has anyone heard this great song that was re-mixed from that old classic 'Dust in the Wind'?
The lyrics go something like this;
FTR.....moderated by leftists seeped in hypocrisy.
Watch your posts....because the leftists mods will change what you have wrote.
Farts in the wind....Everything they spew are farts in the wind.
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E-drama + awful song parody = I give this post a hearty thumbs up.
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if you do not like it leave.
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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How ironic you picked a band for whom quality and creativity basically went in the crapper after they converted to be "born again" christians.... 
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Gotta post this video cause the outfits these goofballs have on always crack me up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mWLme1811I
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Someone ban this idiot.
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Pure video gold... Gotta love Steinhardt looking all "prom-ninja" with his violin n' sh!t.....
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Someone ban this idiot.
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wtf? I know kansas are lame and all, but I posted the video for ironic value  
sarbox: yes yes OMG yes 
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wtf? I know kansas are lame and all, but I posted the video for ironic value |
I was talking about the OP, but I think you know that.
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09-16-2008, 10:16 PM
Post subject: Re: Farts in the wind.
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Originally Posted by The_OG_Rocco
Has anyone heard this great song that was re-mixed from that old classic 'Dust in the Wind'?
The lyrics go something like this;
FTR.....moderated by leftists seeped in hypocrisy.
Watch your posts....because the leftists mods will change what you have wrote.
Farts in the wind....Everything they spew are farts in the wind.
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Seriously... You expect anything better from a super right wing republican?
Let this troll wallow in his own filth.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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The liberal slime that moderates this forum should hang!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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rilla: playing devils advocate since 04..
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"This sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catch phrase.
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best post ever... rocco for president
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LOL OPERATIONS
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09-17-2008, 12:26 AM
Post subject: Re: Farts in the wind.
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Originally Posted by The_OG_Rocco
Has anyone heard this great song that was re-mixed from that old classic 'Dust in the Wind'?
The lyrics go something like this;
FTR.....moderated by leftists seeped in hypocrisy.
Watch your posts....because the leftists mods will change what you have wrote.
Farts in the wind....Everything they spew are farts in the wind.
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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TYPICAL LEFTIST CRAP RESPONSES TYPICAL OMG STANDARD TYPICAL
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LOL OPERATIONS
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09-17-2008, 03:30 AM
Post subject: Re: Farts in the wind.
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Originally Posted by The_OG_Rocco
Has anyone heard this great song that was re-mixed from that old classic 'Dust in the Wind'?
The lyrics go something like this;
FTR.....moderated by leftists seeped in hypocrisy.
Watch your posts....because the leftists mods will change what you have wrote.
Farts in the wind....Everything they spew are farts in the wind.
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i think what shes trying to say is ...his pussy hurts.
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If I fart in the wind and there are no liberals there to hear it, does it still count as a fart?
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If I fart in the wind and there are no liberals there to hear it, does it still count as a fart?
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If the liberal/s deeply inhale the fart/s then it's not a fart anymore, it's a mental stimulant. 
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If I fart in the wind and there are no liberals there to hear it, does it still count as a fart?
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If the liberal/s deeply inhale the fart/s then it's not a fart anymore, it's a mental stimulant. |
Dude.... did you know u still only got 41 posts?
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If I fart in the wind and there are no liberals there to hear it, does it still count as a fart?
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If the liberal/s deeply inhale the fart/s then it's not a fart anymore, it's a mental stimulant. |
Dude.... did you know u still only got 41 posts? |
Yep.
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Typical rightist hate-mongering
GET AWAY FROM THE RIGHTIST HIS BRAIN IS MADE OF HAIR AND TALLOW
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Faaaaarts in the wiiiiiiind.....Leftist views are farts in the wiiiiiiiiind......ohhhhhhhhOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Violin Solo)
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This thread needed one of these. |
The lameitude has reached epic heights!
I hope he parodies a journey song next.
"dooooon't stop....bloooooviating"
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lol....rocco for president.........
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lol....rocco for being shot in the balls before he fucks up and breeds.........
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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ZOMG Online poker forums are rigged!!
IBTL!
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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09-18-2008, 01:04 AM
Post subject: Re: Farts in the wind.
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ldo
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lol....rocco for president.........
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I accept your nomination. 
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lol....rocco for president.........
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I accept your nomination.
As your nominee I promise during my first 4 weeks as President to do the following things for this once great nation;
1) I promise to ban all forms of extreme liberalism with the punishment being no less than 7 years hard labor in a Federal Prison. Extreme hard cases of leftist, socialist liberalism will be punishable through either death by hanging or firing squad.
2) All non medical emergency type abortionists will be exterminated by electric chair, (No exceptions.)
3) All pedophiles will be castrated and then serve a minimum sentence of 15 years hard labor or death by electrocution depending on the severity of their crime/s.
4) All violent gang members and drug dealers will be forced to defend our country in the battlefield while serving in the Military. If anyone gang member refuses to serve, they will be executed by firing squad.
5) San Francisco will be placed under marshall law until all the queers get back into the closet. If the gays want more rights, then I will give them all a 25 percent discount on condoms and vaseline.
6) Obama and all of his supporters will be deported to a Muslim nation, if they refuse to leave, then they will be shot and cremated.
7) Hillary Clinton will be castrated immediatly, her caJones are way too big for any one person i.m.o.!
8) Nancy Pelosi will be fed to the Lions!
9) Senator Kennedy will be given a martini laced with arsenic.
10) All other leftist politicians, news reporters and the like will be forced via torture to change their anti American views or face being deported or executed.
11) I will take over Iraq and make it the 51st state of the United States of America. We will take control of the oil in that armpit of the world and I will lower our nations gasoline prices by 65 percent!
12) I will incarcerate every crooked player in the stock markets and wall street, where they will face torture, flogging and in some cases execution.
13) I will force most of the leeches on our welfare syatem back into the work force or they will face deportation or incarceration.
14) All professional athletes will recieve a 50 percent pay cut and all tickets prices will be reduced by no less than 65 percent.
15) All athletic stadiums will be built and paid for by the owners and shareholders of those teams, taxpayers will no longer pay that bill.
16) If you are here illegally, you and you kin will be deported. Want to be a citizen of this country? Go through the proper processing.
17) 95 percent of Rap music will be banned and MTV will be re-vamped.
18) Whoever is responsible for producing and then airing 'Adult Swim' cartoons on a kids television channel will be tortured, flogged and then thrown into prison for 10 years hard labor.
19) All civilians who drive Humvees will be severely flogged and then they will be forced to drive Yellow Ford Pinto's for the rest of their lives.
20) Ford will be ordered to produce the needed numbers of Yellow Ford Pintos.
That's just my first month as President.
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"dooooon't stop....bloooooviating"
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nice.
rocco you deserve another of these:
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My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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4) All violent gang members and drug dealers will be forced to defend our country in the battlefield while serving in the Military. If anyone gang member refuses to serve, they will be executed by firing squad.
5) San Francisco will be placed under marshall law until all the queers get back into the closet. If the gays want more rights, then I will give them all a 25 percent discount on condoms and vaseline.
6) Obama and all of his supporters will be deported to a Muslim nation, if they refuse to leave, then they will be shot and cremated.
10) All other leftist politicians, news reporters and the like will be forced via torture to change or be deported or executed.
11) I will take over Iraq and make it the 51st state of the United States of America. I will take control of the oil and I will lower our nations gasoline prices by 65 percent!
19) All civilians who drive Humvees will be drawn and quartered and then they will be forced to drive Yellow Ford Pinto's for the rest of their lives.
20) Ford will be ordered to produce the needed numbers of Yellow Ford Pintos.
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4) Wait a minute, you want to give violent criminals guns and training on how to kill other people more efficiently? You want to give violent gang members training in co-ordinated assault and weaponry? What are they going to do with that training back in the US genious?
5) Sexual Harassment. Ban Plz.
6) Racism. Ban plz.
10) So wait, Just becasue someone has a different view than you you're going to torture them till they agree with you? Wow. just wow. You seem to support the army, since you want to send a good 6% of america's population into it (The most violent degenerate portion). You must understand that the military DEFENDS OUR RIGHT TO LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS. It's my right to disagree with you, it makes me happy to disagree with you. It's also your right to say amazing things and for me to laugh at you.
11) You have a serious problem there. Approximately 50% of the nation will fight back by strapping a bomb to their chest and blowing up our embassies, convoys, military leaders, and eventually establishments on our own soil. You're promoting terrorism. Something a good conservative would never do.
19) You're forcing dead people to drive now? To be Drawn is to have an incision cut into your belly, and your intestins "drawn" from the hole. To be quartered is to have your body torn into 4 pieces by horses pulling in the cardinal directions.
20) Direct breach of Lassaiz faire. A good republican will always respect the notion of lassaiz faire. You sir, are not even a good republican.
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5) Sexual Harassment. Ban Plz.
6) Racism. Ban plz.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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4) All violent gang members and drug dealers will be forced to defend our country in the battlefield while serving in the Military. If anyone gang member refuses to serve, they will be executed by firing squad.
5) San Francisco will be placed under marshall law until all the queers get back into the closet. If the gays want more rights, then I will give them all a 25 percent discount on condoms and vaseline.
6) Obama and all of his supporters will be deported to a Muslim nation, if they refuse to leave, then they will be shot and cremated.
10) All other leftist politicians, news reporters and the like will be forced via torture to change or be deported or executed.
11) I will take over Iraq and make it the 51st state of the United States of America. I will take control of the oil and I will lower our nations gasoline prices by 65 percent!
19) All civilians who drive Humvees will be drawn and quartered and then they will be forced to drive Yellow Ford Pinto's for the rest of their lives.
20) Ford will be ordered to produce the needed numbers of Yellow Ford Pintos.
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4) Wait a minute, you want to give violent criminals guns and training on how to kill other people more efficiently? You want to give violent gang members training in co-ordinated assault and weaponry? What are they going to do with that training back in the US genious?
5) Sexual Harassment. Ban Plz.
6) Racism. Ban plz.
10) So wait, Just becasue someone has a different view than you you're going to torture them till they agree with you? Wow. just wow. You seem to support the army, since you want to send a good 6% of america's population into it (The most violent degenerate portion). You must understand that the military DEFENDS OUR RIGHT TO LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS. It's my right to disagree with you, it makes me happy to disagree with you. It's also your right to say amazing things and for me to laugh at you.
11) You have a serious problem there. Approximately 50% of the nation will fight back by strapping a bomb to their chest and blowing up our embassies, convoys, military leaders, and eventually establishments on our own soil. You're promoting terrorism. Something a good conservative would never do.
19) You're forcing dead people to drive now? To be Drawn is to have an incision cut into your belly, and your intestins "drawn" from the hole. To be quartered is to have your body torn into 4 pieces by horses pulling in the cardinal directions.
20) Direct breach of Lassaiz faire. A good republican will always respect the notion of lassaiz faire. You sir, are not even a good republican.
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5) Sexual Harassment. Ban Plz.
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1) I stand corrected on the drawn and quartered issue. Please replace with 'flogging' and all other forms of punishment and torture.
2) You need to get over yourself, telling gays to stop flaunting their sexuality by getting back into the closet is not sexual harassment. But when you same hypocrites keep calling Governor Palin a 'cunt' like you libs seem to do pretty often actually IS sexual harassment. Look up the actual defiinition of ''sexual harrassment''! 
3) Telling Obama and his supporters to move to a Muslim Nation is not racism! Look up the word racism to find the actual definition before you start spewing out your leftist race card as you leftists often do. The race card has been way overplayed, try something a bit more original you race baiting bloviater. 
4) Forcing violent gang members to serve in the Military is actually a good thing. But since you obviously have never served in the Military, you wouldn't know about basic training / boot camp discipline now would you? To graduate from any military training you must first be broken down and then re-built both physically and mentally. Punks don't graduate from basic training if they refuse to change their punk attitudes. Its a fact. Look it up. 
5) Yes, just because scumbag, socialist, bleeding heart, liberal, anti-American, pro-infanticide, leftists like yourself want to constantly argue with everything that I say and constantly must disagree with my no nonsense viewpoints that will better serve this divided nation and constantly try to force your narrow views down our friggin throats, I will then be forced as President to have every single one of those socialist scumbags either re-programmed or tortured and imprisoned. And if necessary even deported or executed. As a matter of fact, I think that I'll start with you as soon as I am elected.
6) MA VA FAANCULO!! 
   I HAVE A DREAMSICLE!!
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The_OG_Rocco: You probably think you are hilarious but I think it's safe to say that you're alone in that thought. Please review the below and modify your behaviour accordingly:
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ct-t32846.html
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Maybe some of you leftists should re-familiarize yourselves with this link as well.
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"18) Whoever is responsible for producing and then airing 'Adult Swim' cartoons on a kids television channel will be tortured, drawn and quartered and then thrown into prison for 10 years hard labor. "
this one made me lol.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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Maybe some of you leftists should re-familiarize yourselves with this link as well.
It's perfectly okay for you liberal nutjobs to sling your very biased and very stinky feces at the conservatives, but when someone who disagrees with your one sided idiocracy slings that stink right back at you, you libs can't hang eh? 
If you libs can't handle the heat, then stop playing with the fkng matches kiddies.
I don't need to ask for anyone to be banned like you clowns do, because I can hold my own, unlike you cry baby leftists who always seem to cry foul at every chance they can.
Freedom of speech, only if that speech agrees with your one sided views eh? That sounds like a dictatorship instead of democracy. 
What a bunch of wussies.
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Politics is for queers.
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is there anyway to ban his use of smileys? throwing 1-2 on every post you make, i would say you are excessive, but 10 per post is a bit ridiculous.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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is there anyway to ban his use of smileys? throwing 1-2 on every post you make, i would say you are excessive, but 10 per post is a bit ridiculous.
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is mine, principal of "presumptive ownership through prima facie evidence of use"... Please don't use or send me moniez. Ok thanks.
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This made me lol.
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is there anyway to ban his use of smileys? throwing 1-2 on every post you make, i would say you are excessive, but 10 per post is a bit ridiculous.
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I was just going to bring this up.
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(10:08:39 PM) Bbickes: animal chin is pretty much the balla i wanna be
(10:08:44 PM) Bbickes: drinking every night
(10:08:48 PM) Bbickes: and ballin hard all day
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The emoticon guy wears white gloves for pointing, clapping etc but doesn't for smothering his hand over his face... why? also he seems bigger in the hand over face and his eyes are in odd places, is this the same guy?
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The_OG_Rocco, please define, in your own terms:-
a) leftism
b) liberalism
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The_OG_Rocco, please define, in your own terms:-
a) leftism
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What's the damn point? You're just going to get offended again?
Let it die man!
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The_OG_Rocco, please define, in your own terms:-
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What's the damn point? You're just going to get offended again?
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Find an example of me previously being offended?
Also, you didn't answer my question.
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MA VA FAANCULO!!
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But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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