Fantasy Final Table ....

[Staresy]

Ok, so this is a glaringly obvious advert for the fact that I am bored, but humour me!

For your Fantasy Final Table, it is you and five other people, made up of one of each of the following

1. A Professional Poker Player
2. A Celebrity
3. A Famous Historical Figure (can be alive or dead, but obviously you are not going to have a corpse at your table in some sort of Poker Weekend at Bernies scenario)
4. A Fellow FTRer
5. A Woman

Who are you picking and why?

OK, mine is

1. Howard Lederer Got to have the Professor
2.Peter Kay ok, so some of you Americans might not know who this guy is, he is a comedian. But, trust me, the table would be hilarious with him there
3.Genghis Khan I would have to know whether he is a mentalist at the table or whether he would be some calling station who you can run over!!!
4.Fnord Coz I would have to know just how much he dresses like the Pimp avatar he sometimes has!!!
5.Jamie Lynn-DiScala Meadow from the Sopranos. Come on??!

[arkana]

1. A Professional Poker Player - Gus Hansen
2. A Celebrity - George Bush
3. A Famous Historical Figure - Hitler
4. A Fellow FTRer - One of the Scandinavians
5. A Woman - Angelina Jolie

[a500lbgorilla]

1) Phil Hellmuth (Dead money)
2) Dane Cook (A dead HOOT)
3) Napoleon (Dead)
4) michael1123 (I've seen this guy call off half his stack in a 215 with Q8o (Dead in the water))
5) Boooooobs!

-'rilla

[ake]

1. A Professional Poker Player - Phil Hellmuth on LSD
2. A Celebrity - Mike Tyson on amphetamine
3. A Famous Historical Figure - Adolf Hitler on magic mushrooms
4. A Fellow FTRer - Rilla on cannabis
5. A Woman - Kathy Griffin on ecstasy


Oh, why?

They'd kill eachother before lvl2 blinds.

[gabe]

1.doyle
2.
3. tupac
4.
5.

thats all i could think of.

[cartilago77]

1. Stu Unger
2. John Belushi
3. Abraham Lincoln
4.
5. Marilyn Monroe



How can I lose.....they are ALL dead money.

[UTG-1]

1. A Professional Poker Player Jena Malone
2. A Celebrity - aokrongly
3. A Famous Historical Figure (can be alive or dead, but obviously you are not going to have a corpse at your table in some sort of Poker Weekend at Bernies scenario) Josh Arieh
4. A Fellow FTRer Donald Trump
5. A Woman Napoleon

see, i'm bored too

[michael1123]

1. Marcel Luske
2. hmm ... Tobey Mcguire I guess. Need someone that can do something that resembles playing poker
3. Stanley Kubrick
4. Rilla - We need at least one fish
5. Shana Hiatt

1. Howard Lederer Got to have the Professor

I've played with him. Its really not that exciting. The most exciting it got is him complaining that I stole his BB too much.

[Lukie]

1. Jean-Robert Bellande
2. Michael Jackson.. see #4
3. Any notoriously cruel dictator fits here.. again see #4
4. Eddyreed05, Pokergod05, etc. (hi.. I'm looking for a backer over at pokerstars, I was wondering if you had any interest in lending me some cash bro)
5. Jessica Alba.. she's sitting on my lap though not playing poker.

[BIGandRICH]

1. A Professional Poker Player - Gus Hansen
2. A Celebrity - Matt Daemon (just to see if he can really play)
3. A Famous Historical Figure - Atila the Hun
4. A Fellow FTRer - Rondavu (someone i can learn from)
5. A Woman - one that is more interested in hooking up with me than playing poker.. i need something to do if i bust out.

[a500lbgorilla]

2. A Celebrity - Matt Daemon (just to see if he can really play)

Who do you think you are?!

How dare you challenge the talents of Mike McDermott!

-'rilla

[Muxy]

5 people?

this should be atleast six max, boring format.

[Lukie]

5 people?

this should be atleast six max, boring format.

Include yourself...

[Muxy]

sounds good I will do it when i am not "arsed" right now.

[Muxy]

1. A Professional Poker Player Money800, Chris Moneymaker the best poker player ever.
2. A Celebrity Oreo=Nuts, John Malkovich, funny character
3. A Famous Historical Figure The Stache, Adolf Hitler, always conterverisal
4. A Fellow FTRer michael1123, good guy great player.
5. A Woman, Cecilia Nordenstam, Cecilia N, super hot chick knows a tad about poker

[a500lbgorilla]

oh

my

god

I think I can die peacefully after seeing that pic.

-'rilla

[Sykedupp]

Muxworthy, I love you.




-Chris

[ake]

lollercaust <-

[michael1123]

That is fucking hilarious, in about a thousand different ways ... who helped you with that Muxy?

[Muxy]

That is fucking hilarious, in about a thousand different ways ... who helped you with that Muxy?

myself....

[Muxy]

i love how no one belives i didnt make that post..

sweet

[Infamous]

1. Stu Ungar
2. David Blaine
3. Winston Churchill
4. ilikeaces86
5. Eva Longoria

[bigred]

1. Phil Helmuth (I want to suckout on him)
2. Trent Reznor
3. Ghandi
4. Michael1123
5. Sung Hi Lee

[Staple Gun]

1. Daniel Negraneu
2. Mitch Hedberg
3. God
4. Michael1123
5. (@)(@)

[ilikeaces86]

1. A Professional Poker Player
2. A Celebrity
3. A Famous Historical Figure (can be alive or dead, but obviously you are not going to have a corpse at your table in some sort of Poker Weekend at Bernies scenario)
4. A Fellow FTRer
5. A Woman

1. Harrington
2. Ali G
3. Teddy Roosevelt
4. Soupie
5. This girl

1. A Professional Poker Player
2. A Celebrity
3. A Famous Historical Figure (can be alive or dead, but obviously you are not going to have a corpse at your table in some sort of Poker Weekend at Bernies scenario)
4. A Fellow FTRer
5. A Woman

1. Harrington
2. Ali G
3. Teddy Roosevelt
4. Soupie
5. This girl

I believe this needs a minor correction:

Seat 1. Harrington
Seat 2. Ali G
Seat 3. Teddy Roosevelt
Seat 4. Soupie
Seat 5. ilikeaces86
Seats 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. This girl (pictured above)

[Muxy]

1. A Professional Poker Player
2. A Celebrity
3. A Famous Historical Figure (can be alive or dead, but obviously you are not going to have a corpse at your table in some sort of Poker Weekend at Bernies scenario)
4. A Fellow FTRer
5. A Woman

1. Harrington
2. Ali G
3. Teddy Roosevelt
4. Soupie
5. This girl

I believe this needs a minor correction:

Seat 1. Harrington
Seat 2. Ali G
Seat 3. Teddy Roosevelt
Seat 4. Soupie
Seat 5. ilikeaces86
Seats 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. This girl (pictured above)

lol you counted?

[ekillian]

1. A Professional Poker Player - Daniel N.
2. A Celebrity - Eric Davis
3. A Famous Historical Figure - Charles De Gaulle
4. A Fellow FTRer - Triptanes
5. A Woman - Eva Llongoria

[Fnord]

1. A Professional Poker Player - Mike Matusow
2. A Celebrity - Gilbert Godfrey
3. A Famous Historical Figure - Warren Harding
4. A Fellow FTRer - Ripptyde
5. A Woman - Rosanne Barr

[Humphrind]

1. A Professional Poker Player - Mike Matusow
2. A Celebrity - Gilbert Godfrey
3. A Famous Historical Figure - Warren Harding
4. A Fellow FTRer - Ripptyde
5. A Woman - Rosanne Barr

I don't think they make ear-plugs big enough.

(kidding Ripp)

[Pingviini]

1. A Professional Poker Player - Marcel Luske
2. A Celebrity - Eddie Murphy
3. A Famous Historical Figure - Albert Einstein
4. A Fellow FTRer - Ripptyde
5. A Woman - Charlize Theron

[Les_Worm]

1. Phil Ivey (Favorite Poker Player)
2. Michael Jordan (My Sports Hero)
3. God (I have lots of questions)
4. Ripptyde (Make the table exciting)
5. Jen Harmon (Another poker great)

[boost]

muxy that is hilarious but why is michael speaking german too? anyways the lollercaust is gold! and the womans quote is nice too.

[loanhorse]

1. Loanhorse (Favorite Poker Player)
2. Mike Jordan (My Sports Hero)
3. Abraham Linoln ( He emancipated slaves)
4. triptanes (Bust out first )
5. A women with a penis (Another poker great)

[koolmoe]

Don't know about the rest, but the historical figure must be Sun Tzu.

[vqc]

1. A Professional Poker Player Lederer
2. A Celebrity Kristin Kreuk
3. A Famous Historical Figure J.S. Mill
4. A Fellow FTRer My Clone
5. A Woman Carmen Electra

[a500lbgorilla]

1. A Professional Poker Player Lederer
2. A Celebrity Kristin Kreuk
3. A Famous Historical Figure J.S. Mill
4. A Fellow FTRer My Clone
5. A Woman Carmen Electra

Two Vinces? That's just... a nightmare.

-'rilla

[vqc]

i love too many FTRers, that I just cant pick one. Therefore, the best answer would be to clone myself.

1. Phil Hellmuth
2. Ben Affleck
3. Doyle Brunson
4. Fnord
5. Anny Duke

and I have a 20-1 chip lead
hey, it's MY fantasy and it satisfies the reqs
oh yeah I must suck out on phil hellmuth

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[lolzzz_321]

Final Fantasy Final Table

1. Tifa
2. Aeris
3.Vincent Valentine
4.Red XII
5.Cait Sith

[vqc]

3.Vincent

Hes so hot right now

[Pingviini]

LOL @ Ripptyde. Just one hilarious post! It is always nice to make fun of dman!

[Fnord]

Dwarfy likes his deuces and opts to join the party looking to spike his set and goes all, his hands trembling so severely he knocks over his chips. Ghandi shoots everyone on the table a confident glance and quietly slides his entire stack in the pot.

Someone's been playing a lot of live poker lately. Nice touches...

[vqc]

1. A Professional Poker Player : Stu Ungar
2. A Celebrity: Traci Lords
3. A Famous Historical Figure: Mahatma Ghandi
4. A Fellow FTRer: Dwarfman
5. A Woman: Lorena Bobbitt

Lorena in the cut-off seat with hooks (J/J) Stu UTG with big slick (A/Kos), Ghandi on the BB with bullets (A/A), Dwarfy on the small blind with pocket deuces (2/2) Traci in missionary position with big lick (6/9h), and me sittin on the button with (7/4os).

Stu tosses in a standard 4X bb raise UTG and Lorena smooth calls with her Jacks. Traci comes along for the ride with big lick when I pump in a pot size reraise trying to steal the pot. Dwarfy likes his deuces and opts to join the party looking to spike his set and goes all, his hands trembling so severely he knocks over his chips. Ghandi shoots everyone on the table a confident glance and quietly slides his entire stack in the pot. Well there is no way I can lay down a 7 high with so much action in from of me so I throw in the rest of my stack and Dwarfman is just sitting there beginning to feel a warm sensation in his superman undies. Stu mucks his hand quickly knowing he is beat.. knocking over his Jack and Coke before dashing off to the mens room for a quick 'break'. Traci flips in whats left of her chips and Lorena can't lay down her Jacks so the dealer brushes the mountain of chips into a huge pile and fans the flop:



Dwarfy pitches a tent when he sees that deuce

the turn:

Ghandi makes his set of Aces and bursts into song

the river

Traci misses her flush, Dwarfy and Mohatma's sets are no good and Lorena's Jacks got what they deserved.

makes the straight and drags a monster pot

nh

[swiggidy]

1. Doyle
2. Xzibit
3. I'm not very good at history, but some hot chick
4. courtiebee
5. Jessica Alba

[WildBobAA]

1. A Professional Poker Player : Stu Ungar
2. A Celebrity: Traci Lords
3. A Famous Historical Figure: Mahatma Ghandi
4. A Fellow FTRer: Dwarfman
5. A Woman: Lorena Bobbitt

Lorena in the cut-off seat with hooks (J/J) Stu UTG with big slick (A/Kos), Ghandi on the BB with bullets (A/A), Dwarfy on the small blind with pocket deuces (2/2) Traci in missionary position with big lick (6/9h), and me sittin on the button with (7/4os).

Stu tosses in a standard 4X bb raise UTG and Lorena smooth calls with her Jacks. Traci comes along for the ride with big lick when I pump in a pot size reraise trying to steal the pot. Dwarfy likes his deuces and opts to join the party looking to spike his set and goes all, his hands trembling so severely he knocks over his chips. Ghandi shoots everyone on the table a confident glance and quietly slides his entire stack in the pot. Well there is no way I can lay down a 7 high with so much action in from of me so I throw in the rest of my stack and Dwarfman is just sitting there beginning to feel a warm sensation in his superman undies. Stu mucks his hand quickly knowing he is beat.. knocking over his Jack and Coke before dashing off to the mens room for a quick 'break'. Traci flips in whats left of her chips and Lorena can't lay down her Jacks so the dealer brushes the mountain of chips into a huge pile and fans the flop:



Dwarfy pitches a tent when he sees that deuce

the turn:

Ghandi makes his set of Aces and bursts into song

the river

Traci misses her flush, Dwarfy and Mohatma's sets are no good and Lorena's Jacks got what they deserved.

makes the straight and drags a monster pot

Dead hand, 2 s

[ProZachNation]

1. A Professional Poker Player: Gus Hansen
2. A Celebrity: Kevin Smith
3. A Famous Historical Figure: Hellen Keller(lol stupid bitch always has 27o)
4. A Fellow FTRer: VQCsGirl(rwarr)
5. A Woman: Scarlet yumm tities

[Fimanoid]

1. A Professional Poker Player : Stu Ungar
2. A Celebrity: Traci Lords
3. A Famous Historical Figure: Mahatma Ghandi
4. A Fellow FTRer: Dwarfman
5. A Woman: Lorena Bobbitt

Lorena in the cut-off seat with hooks (J/J) Stu UTG with big slick (A/Kos), Ghandi on the BB with bullets (A/A), Dwarfy on the small blind with pocket deuces (2/2) Traci in missionary position with big lick (6/9h), and me sittin on the button with (7/4os).

Stu tosses in a standard 4X bb raise UTG and Lorena smooth calls with her Jacks. Traci comes along for the ride with big lick when I pump in a pot size reraise trying to steal the pot. Dwarfy likes his deuces and opts to join the party looking to spike his set and goes all, his hands trembling so severely he knocks over his chips. Ghandi shoots everyone on the table a confident glance and quietly slides his entire stack in the pot. Well there is no way I can lay down a 7 high with so much action in from of me so I throw in the rest of my stack and Dwarfman is just sitting there beginning to feel a warm sensation in his superman undies. Stu mucks his hand quickly knowing he is beat.. knocking over his Jack and Coke before dashing off to the mens room for a quick 'break'. Traci flips in whats left of her chips and Lorena can't lay down her Jacks so the dealer brushes the mountain of chips into a huge pile and fans the flop:



Dwarfy pitches a tent when he sees that deuce

the turn:

Ghandi makes his set of Aces and bursts into song

the river

Traci misses her flush, Dwarfy and Mohatma's sets are no good and Lorena's Jacks got what they deserved.

makes the straight and drags a monster pot

You win the thread!

[Muxy]

1. A Professional Poker Player Money800, Chris Moneymaker the best poker player ever.
2. A Celebrity Oreo=Nuts, John Malkovich, funny character
3. A Famous Historical Figure The Stache, Adolf Hitler, always conterverisal
4. A Fellow FTRer michael1123, good guy great player.
5. A Woman, Cecilia Nordenstam, Cecilia N, super hot chick knows a tad about poker

I win this thread.

Hands Down/

[SonOfAkira]

1. A Professional Poker Player Money800, Chris Moneymaker the best poker player ever.
2. A Celebrity Oreo=Nuts, John Malkovich, funny character
3. A Famous Historical Figure The Stache, Adolf Hitler, always conterverisal
4. A Fellow FTRer michael1123, good guy great player.
5. A Woman, Cecilia Nordenstam, Cecilia N, super hot chick knows a tad about poker

I win this thread.

Hands Down/

I agree.

Poll?

[PO$$E$$ED]

1. Phil Helmuth- would try to put a beat on him so bad he starts crying
2. Jerry Buss- fish with money
3. George Bush
4. Fnord- I learned a lot from this man when I started playing NL, and nothing would please me more than stacking him
5. Tiffany Williamson- she sucks cock at poker, she's too unattractive to distract me from raking in the chips, she's black

[Jimmy Mac]

That pic makes me laugh.

[WildBobAA]

I miss muxy

[Galapogos]

"lollercaust"

awesome chat in that pic

[kevster]

Nice bump bob. Great thread