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Old 10-04-2005, 02:29 PM     Post subject: Fantasy Final Table .... #1 (permalink)  
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Ok, so this is a glaringly obvious advert for the fact that I am bored, but humour me!

For your Fantasy Final Table, it is you and five other people, made up of one of each of the following

1. A Professional Poker Player
2. A Celebrity
3. A Famous Historical Figure (can be alive or dead, but obviously you are not going to have a corpse at your table in some sort of Poker Weekend at Bernies scenario)
4. A Fellow FTRer
5. A Woman

Who are you picking and why?

OK, mine is

1. Howard Lederer Got to have the Professor
2.Peter Kay ok, so some of you Americans might not know who this guy is, he is a comedian. But, trust me, the table would be hilarious with him there
3.Genghis Khan I would have to know whether he is a mentalist at the table or whether he would be some calling station who you can run over!!!
4.Fnord Coz I would have to know just how much he dresses like the Pimp avatar he sometimes has!!!
5.Jamie Lynn-DiScala Meadow from the Sopranos. Come on??!
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Old 10-04-2005, 02:38 PM #2 (permalink)  
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1. A Professional Poker Player - Gus Hansen
2. A Celebrity - George Bush
3. A Famous Historical Figure - Hitler
4. A Fellow FTRer - One of the Scandinavians
5. A Woman - Angelina Jolie
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Old 10-04-2005, 03:13 PM #3 (permalink)  
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1) Phil Hellmuth (Dead money)
2) Dane Cook (A dead HOOT)
3) Napoleon (Dead)
4) michael1123 (I've seen this guy call off half his stack in a 215 with Q8o (Dead in the water))
5) Boooooobs!

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Old 10-04-2005, 03:31 PM #4 (permalink)  
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1. A Professional Poker Player - Phil Hellmuth on LSD
2. A Celebrity - Mike Tyson on amphetamine
3. A Famous Historical Figure - Adolf Hitler on magic mushrooms
4. A Fellow FTRer - Rilla on cannabis
5. A Woman - Kathy Griffin on ecstasy


Oh, why?

They'd kill eachother before lvl2 blinds.
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Old 10-04-2005, 03:40 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 10-04-2005, 03:52 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 10-04-2005, 03:55 PM     Post subject: Re: Fantasy Final Table .... #7 (permalink)  

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1. A Professional Poker Player Jena Malone
2. A Celebrity - aokrongly
3. A Famous Historical Figure (can be alive or dead, but obviously you are not going to have a corpse at your table in some sort of Poker Weekend at Bernies scenario) Josh Arieh
4. A Fellow FTRer Donald Trump
5. A Woman Napoleon

see, i'm bored too
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Old 10-04-2005, 04:38 PM #8 (permalink)  
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2. hmm ... Tobey Mcguire I guess. Need someone that can do something that resembles playing poker
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1. Howard Lederer Got to have the Professor
I've played with him. Its really not that exciting. The most exciting it got is him complaining that I stole his BB too much.
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Old 10-04-2005, 04:55 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 10-04-2005, 06:29 PM     Post subject: Re: Fantasy Final Table .... #10 (permalink)  
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1. A Professional Poker Player - Gus Hansen
2. A Celebrity - Matt Daemon (just to see if he can really play)
3. A Famous Historical Figure - Atila the Hun
4. A Fellow FTRer - Rondavu (someone i can learn from)
5. A Woman - one that is more interested in hooking up with me than playing poker.. i need something to do if i bust out.
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Old 10-04-2005, 06:40 PM     Post subject: Re: Fantasy Final Table .... #11 (permalink)  
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2. A Celebrity - Matt Daemon (just to see if he can really play)
Who do you think you are?!

How dare you challenge the talents of Mike McDermott!

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Old 10-04-2005, 06:54 PM     Post subject: Re: Fantasy Final Table .... #12 (permalink)  
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5 people?

this should be atleast six max, boring format.
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Old 10-04-2005, 07:00 PM     Post subject: Re: Fantasy Final Table .... #13 (permalink)  
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5 people?

this should be atleast six max, boring format.
Include yourself...
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Old 10-04-2005, 07:01 PM #14 (permalink)  
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sounds good I will do it when i am not "arsed" right now.
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Old 10-04-2005, 07:34 PM     Post subject: Re: Fantasy Final Table .... #15 (permalink)  
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1. A Professional Poker Player Money800, Chris Moneymaker the best poker player ever.
2. A Celebrity Oreo=Nuts, John Malkovich, funny character
3. A Famous Historical Figure The Stache, Adolf Hitler, always conterverisal
4. A Fellow FTRer michael1123, good guy great player.
5. A Woman, Cecilia Nordenstam, Cecilia N, super hot chick knows a tad about poker
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Old 10-04-2005, 07:39 PM #16 (permalink)  
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I think I can die peacefully after seeing that pic.

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Old 10-04-2005, 07:47 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 10-04-2005, 07:50 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Old 10-04-2005, 07:56 PM #19 (permalink)  
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That is fucking hilarious, in about a thousand different ways ... who helped you with that Muxy?
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That is fucking hilarious, in about a thousand different ways ... who helped you with that Muxy?
myself....
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Old 10-04-2005, 08:12 PM #21 (permalink)  
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i love how no one belives i didnt make that post..

sweet
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Old 10-04-2005, 10:16 PM #23 (permalink)  
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Old 10-04-2005, 10:28 PM #24 (permalink)  
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Old 10-04-2005, 10:37 PM #25 (permalink)  
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1. A Professional Poker Player
2. A Celebrity
3. A Famous Historical Figure (can be alive or dead, but obviously you are not going to have a corpse at your table in some sort of Poker Weekend at Bernies scenario)
4. A Fellow FTRer
5. A Woman

1. Harrington
2. Ali G
3. Teddy Roosevelt
4. Soupie
5. This girl
I believe this needs a minor correction:

Seat 1. Harrington
Seat 2. Ali G
Seat 3. Teddy Roosevelt
Seat 4. Soupie
Seat 5. ilikeaces86
Seats 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. This girl (pictured above)
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Quote:
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Quote:
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1. A Professional Poker Player
2. A Celebrity
3. A Famous Historical Figure (can be alive or dead, but obviously you are not going to have a corpse at your table in some sort of Poker Weekend at Bernies scenario)
4. A Fellow FTRer
5. A Woman

1. Harrington
2. Ali G
3. Teddy Roosevelt
4. Soupie
5. This girl
I believe this needs a minor correction:

Seat 1. Harrington
Seat 2. Ali G
Seat 3. Teddy Roosevelt
Seat 4. Soupie
Seat 5. ilikeaces86
Seats 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. This girl (pictured above)
lol you counted?
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Old 10-05-2005, 12:03 AM #29 (permalink)  
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1. A Professional Poker Player - Mike Matusow
2. A Celebrity - Gilbert Godfrey
3. A Famous Historical Figure - Warren Harding
4. A Fellow FTRer - Ripptyde
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1. A Professional Poker Player - Mike Matusow
2. A Celebrity - Gilbert Godfrey
3. A Famous Historical Figure - Warren Harding
4. A Fellow FTRer - Ripptyde
5. A Woman - Rosanne Barr
I don't think they make ear-plugs big enough.

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It makes no difference anyway.
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I'm against it.
 
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Old 10-05-2005, 09:20 AM #31 (permalink)  
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Old 10-08-2005, 12:10 AM #33 (permalink)  
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Don't know about the rest, but the historical figure must be Sun Tzu.
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1. A Professional Poker Player Lederer
2. A Celebrity Kristin Kreuk
3. A Famous Historical Figure J.S. Mill
4. A Fellow FTRer My Clone
5. A Woman Carmen Electra
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Old 10-08-2005, 02:22 AM     Post subject: Re: Fantasy Final Table .... #37 (permalink)  
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1. A Professional Poker Player Lederer
2. A Celebrity Kristin Kreuk
3. A Famous Historical Figure J.S. Mill
4. A Fellow FTRer My Clone
5. A Woman Carmen Electra
Two Vinces? That's just... a nightmare.

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and I have a 20-1 chip lead
hey, it's MY fantasy and it satisfies the reqs
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LOL @ Ripptyde. Just one hilarious post! It is always nice to make fun of dman!
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Dwarfy likes his deuces and opts to join the party looking to spike his set and goes all, his hands trembling so severely he knocks over his chips. Ghandi shoots everyone on the table a confident glance and quietly slides his entire stack in the pot.
Someone's been playing a lot of live poker lately. Nice touches...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBvge-c2_Xg
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1. A Professional Poker Player : Stu Ungar
2. A Celebrity: Traci Lords
3. A Famous Historical Figure: Mahatma Ghandi
4. A Fellow FTRer: Dwarfman
5. A Woman: Lorena Bobbitt

Lorena in the cut-off seat with hooks (J/J) Stu UTG with big slick (A/Kos), Ghandi on the BB with bullets (A/A), Dwarfy on the small blind with pocket deuces (2/2) Traci in missionary position with big lick (6/9h), and me sittin on the button with (7/4os).

Stu tosses in a standard 4X bb raise UTG and Lorena smooth calls with her Jacks. Traci comes along for the ride with big lick when I pump in a pot size reraise trying to steal the pot. Dwarfy likes his deuces and opts to join the party looking to spike his set and goes all, his hands trembling so severely he knocks over his chips. Ghandi shoots everyone on the table a confident glance and quietly slides his entire stack in the pot. Well there is no way I can lay down a 7 high with so much action in from of me so I throw in the rest of my stack and Dwarfman is just sitting there beginning to feel a warm sensation in his superman undies. Stu mucks his hand quickly knowing he is beat.. knocking over his Jack and Coke before dashing off to the mens room for a quick 'break'. Traci flips in whats left of her chips and Lorena can't lay down her Jacks so the dealer brushes the mountain of chips into a huge pile and fans the flop:



Dwarfy pitches a tent when he sees that deuce

the turn:

Ghandi makes his set of Aces and bursts into song

the river

Traci misses her flush, Dwarfy and Mohatma's sets are no good and Lorena's Jacks got what they deserved.

makes the straight and drags a monster pot
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1. A Professional Poker Player : Stu Ungar
2. A Celebrity: Traci Lords
3. A Famous Historical Figure: Mahatma Ghandi
4. A Fellow FTRer: Dwarfman
5. A Woman: Lorena Bobbitt

Lorena in the cut-off seat with hooks (J/J) Stu UTG with big slick (A/Kos), Ghandi on the BB with bullets (A/A), Dwarfy on the small blind with pocket deuces (2/2) Traci in missionary position with big lick (6/9h), and me sittin on the button with (7/4os).

Stu tosses in a standard 4X bb raise UTG and Lorena smooth calls with her Jacks. Traci comes along for the ride with big lick when I pump in a pot size reraise trying to steal the pot. Dwarfy likes his deuces and opts to join the party looking to spike his set and goes all, his hands trembling so severely he knocks over his chips. Ghandi shoots everyone on the table a confident glance and quietly slides his entire stack in the pot. Well there is no way I can lay down a 7 high with so much action in from of me so I throw in the rest of my stack and Dwarfman is just sitting there beginning to feel a warm sensation in his superman undies. Stu mucks his hand quickly knowing he is beat.. knocking over his Jack and Coke before dashing off to the mens room for a quick 'break'. Traci flips in whats left of her chips and Lorena can't lay down her Jacks so the dealer brushes the mountain of chips into a huge pile and fans the flop:



Dwarfy pitches a tent when he sees that deuce

the turn:

Ghandi makes his set of Aces and bursts into song

the river

Traci misses her flush, Dwarfy and Mohatma's sets are no good and Lorena's Jacks got what they deserved.

makes the straight and drags a monster pot
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1. A Professional Poker Player: Gus Hansen
2. A Celebrity: Kevin Smith
3. A Famous Historical Figure: Hellen Keller(lol stupid bitch always has 27o)
4. A Fellow FTRer: VQCsGirl(rwarr)
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Old 02-02-2006, 07:57 PM #49 (permalink)  
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
1. A Professional Poker Player : Stu Ungar
2. A Celebrity: Traci Lords
3. A Famous Historical Figure: Mahatma Ghandi
4. A Fellow FTRer: Dwarfman
5. A Woman: Lorena Bobbitt

Lorena in the cut-off seat with hooks (J/J) Stu UTG with big slick (A/Kos), Ghandi on the BB with bullets (A/A), Dwarfy on the small blind with pocket deuces (2/2) Traci in missionary position with big lick (6/9h), and me sittin on the button with (7/4os).

Stu tosses in a standard 4X bb raise UTG and Lorena smooth calls with her Jacks. Traci comes along for the ride with big lick when I pump in a pot size reraise trying to steal the pot. Dwarfy likes his deuces and opts to join the party looking to spike his set and goes all, his hands trembling so severely he knocks over his chips. Ghandi shoots everyone on the table a confident glance and quietly slides his entire stack in the pot. Well there is no way I can lay down a 7 high with so much action in from of me so I throw in the rest of my stack and Dwarfman is just sitting there beginning to feel a warm sensation in his superman undies. Stu mucks his hand quickly knowing he is beat.. knocking over his Jack and Coke before dashing off to the mens room for a quick 'break'. Traci flips in whats left of her chips and Lorena can't lay down her Jacks so the dealer brushes the mountain of chips into a huge pile and fans the flop:



Dwarfy pitches a tent when he sees that deuce

the turn:

Ghandi makes his set of Aces and bursts into song

the river

Traci misses her flush, Dwarfy and Mohatma's sets are no good and Lorena's Jacks got what they deserved.

makes the straight and drags a monster pot
You win the thread!
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1. A Professional Poker Player Money800, Chris Moneymaker the best poker player ever.
2. A Celebrity Oreo=Nuts, John Malkovich, funny character
3. A Famous Historical Figure The Stache, Adolf Hitler, always conterverisal
4. A Fellow FTRer michael1123, good guy great player.
5. A Woman, Cecilia Nordenstam, Cecilia N, super hot chick knows a tad about poker
I win this thread.

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