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Old 03-04-2009, 05:40 AM     Post subject: F*** their lives #1 (permalink)  
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It's actually http://www.fmylife.com

pretty funny actually:

one of my favorites:

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Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML
 
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Old 03-04-2009, 05:44 AM #2 (permalink)  
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hai 3 weeks ago.
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Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML
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Old 03-04-2009, 07:20 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Today, my fiancee broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
hahahahahahahah oh my

like a quarter of these are idiots doing idiot shit
 
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Old 03-04-2009, 07:47 AM #6 (permalink)  
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These are pretty funny. Bet a ton of them are made up tho.
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These are pretty funny. Bet a ton of them are made up tho.
for sure. The made up ones are usually funnier though so I don't mind.
 
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Old 03-04-2009, 04:28 PM #8 (permalink)  
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A few that made me lol:

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed for the first time in a few months. Once she finished, she handed me the mirror and asked, "How does it feel to look human again?" FML

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML
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