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niChuuu
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02-28-2006, 06:20 PM
Post subject: Ex gf
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Oh, its true .
http://photobucket.com/albums/e17/ni...current=ex.jpg
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spoonitnow
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6 of 10
I guess I get a vote for being most disliked now.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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niChuuu
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Sry, already voted for sarahhh :\
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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nichuuu has zero posts?
She's a hot chick but not my type. Not that i'm saying I'd decline any request she had...
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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spoonitnow
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Loser
I'd agree rilla, but my gf checks my posts.
edit: Not that she's the crazy psychobitch type or anything.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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niChuuu
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I'm tweaked and haxxed by Lee Jones, thats why I got 0 posts.
She wasnt my type either, now she's gone .
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Too skinny and too blonde, but otherwise nice. I thought you prefered boys though?
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by ake
Too skinny and too blonde, but otherwise nice. I hoped you prefered boys though?
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amirite?!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Muxy
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looks like a shemale.
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Originally Posted by ake
Too skinny and too blonde, but otherwise nice. I hoped you prefered boys though?
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amirite?! |
urrite 
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ilikeaces86
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body is 8/10 but we cant say for sure without seeing the face.
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pgil
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to me in that pic she looked like she was about 40-50 years old. maybe its just me though
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niChuuu
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I prefer boys after dating her:\
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Originally Posted by Sprayed
butterface
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probably
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Irisheyes
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Too skinny but looks like she has potential. We need to see a face.
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niChuuu
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Btw, they can perhaps get too skinny, but they can't get too blonde.. ur a disgrace ake, ur supposed to represent scandinavia .. skinny blonde girls is our bread & water..
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Seasider
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Originally Posted by Muxy
looks like a shemale.
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Post op! But I see this, its caus the hair looks like a wig and arms too muscled.
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swiggidy
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I give body 9.5/10. I'm glad other people like chunk so it's not flooding the market.
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Trikflow77
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I'll take butterface for 600 alex!
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Originally Posted by Muxy
looks like a shemale.
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Post op! But I see this, its caus the hair looks like a wig and arms too muscled. |
shemale, post op or not, would pull this up to a 7 for me
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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boost
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Full House
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Id hit it. But shes fucking skinny as fuck.. Id be afraid I was gonna break something.
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gabe
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if she really was 40 years old that just turns me on more
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arkana
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Originally Posted by gabe
if she really was 40 years old that just turns me on more
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What if she had a badass scar on her face? Or her eyes are different colours? Or shes blind? Or she snorts so much coke she only has one big nostril?
Where would you draw the line? (cause i think the body is awesome - assuming shes not a tranny)
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by gabe
if she really was 40 years old that just turns me on more
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40 and tranny would bring it to 7.5 for me, no higher unless she's worth about 10 billion and would pay me $50000 an hour to bone her (or her bone me if that's the case)
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by gabe
if she really was 40 years old that just turns me on more
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40 and tranny would bring it to 7.5 for me, no higher unless she's worth about 10 billion and would pay me $50000 an hour to bone her (or her bone me if that's the case) |
Check ur pstars acount for 50k. I'll see you later tonight.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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gabe
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What if she had a badass scar on her face?
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then shes just that much more badass
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by gabe
if she really was 40 years old that just turns me on more
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40 and tranny would bring it to 7.5 for me, no higher unless she's worth about 10 billion and would pay me $50000 an hour to bone her (or her bone me if that's the case) |
So you'd get roughly $2,083 for the two and a half minutes you could last? She doesn't need to be worth 10bil for that.
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The artist formerly known as Knish
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ekillian
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You guys quit hating. Even if she's not your style you can certainly appreciate that. And you can appreciate the fact that she's out of your league (if she is. I dunno you but she's out of my league and that makes her more impressive)
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by gabe
if she really was 40 years old that just turns me on more
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40 and tranny would bring it to 7.5 for me, no higher unless she's worth about 10 billion and would pay me $50000 an hour to bone her (or her bone me if that's the case) |
So you'd get roughly $2,083 for the two and a half minutes you could last? She doesn't need to be worth 10bil for that. |
So you have lower rates for letting an old tranny give you the ole one-eye?
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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AHiltz
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Bitch needs a sandwich
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swiggidy
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Originally Posted by ekillian
appreciate the fact that she's out of your league
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QFT.
It's like the wolf who can't reach the grapes.
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gabe
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Originally Posted by ekillian
appreciate the fact that she's out of your league
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QFT.
It's like the wolf who can't reach the grapes. |
hahaha
WOLFS DONT EAT GRAPES
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journey075
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def hot.
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boost
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Bitch needs a sandwich
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QFT
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boost
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Full House
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Originally Posted by gabe
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
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Originally Posted by ekillian
appreciate the fact that she's out of your league
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QFT.
It's like the wolf who can't reach the grapes. |
hahaha
WOLFS DONT EAT GRAPES |
POTW
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TylerK
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I came
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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TylerK
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I came
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(twice)
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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spoonitnow
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I came
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Me too, but I had to pretend she was a tranny for the 2nd one.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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niChuuu
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im gay now.
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Estrop
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Oh wow, she was in my dream. But I was the girl.. aaaanndd some guy was the guy.
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Full House
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i have really bad squits today.
my stomachs doin somersaults..
was it the chicken or the beer???
ps she looks hot but at the same time quite freaky
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Experimenting - 200NL 5max.
"They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?" Waking life
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niChuuu
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Originally Posted by SinkRox
i have really bad squits today.
my stomachs doin somersaults..
was it the chicken or the beer???
ps she looks hot but at the same time quite freaky
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Those are called 'breasts'. The female part of the population have them. Also, they aint got the funny snake-like thingy between their legs!
Bazing, but true !
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
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Originally Posted by gabe
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Originally Posted by ekillian
appreciate the fact that she's out of your league
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QFT.
It's like the wolf who can't reach the grapes. |
hahaha
WOLFS DONT EAT GRAPES |
POTW |
It's an Aesop fable.
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The strong point in poker is never to lose your temper, either with those you are playing with or, more particularly, with the cards. There is no sympathy in poker. Always keep cool. If you lose your head you will lose all your chips.
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gabe
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using the word 'wolfs' was supposed to give away the sarcasm
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Originally Posted by gabe
using the word 'wolfs' was supposed to give away the sarcasm
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I think you meant to say wolves
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i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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niChuuu
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Originally Posted by Greedo017
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Originally Posted by gabe
using the word 'wolfs' was supposed to give away the sarcasm
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I think you meant to say wolves |
no you don't get it.. saying "wolfs" was sarcastic aswell .. duh
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by niChuuu
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Originally Posted by Greedo017
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Originally Posted by gabe
using the word 'wolfs' was supposed to give away the sarcasm
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I think you meant to say wolves |
no you don't get it.. saying "wolfs" was sarcastic aswell .. duh |
WHOOOOSH
WAAAAAY over your head.
Greedo TORCHED gabe.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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swiggidy
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Originally Posted by gabe
using the word 'wolfs' was supposed to give away the sarcasm
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I think you meant to say wolfies |
FYP
Way to ruin POTW BTW
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gabe
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Originally Posted by niChuuu
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Originally Posted by Greedo017
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Originally Posted by gabe
using the word 'wolfs' was supposed to give away the sarcasm
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I think you meant to say wolves |
no you don't get it.. saying "wolfs" was sarcastic aswell .. duh |
WHOOOOSH
WAAAAAY over your head.
Greedo TORCHED gabe. |
no wait....
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