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Old 07-27-2006, 04:21 AM     Post subject: Ever get bored at the table? #1 (permalink)  
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 I called an AI with KK and of course he has aces, but lucky for me I turned a king. I was bored so I decided to do the most honorable thing a poker player does...kick a man when he's down.

burgian: nice
nutboatflush: ouch!
BigRedKM: i was the favorite
BigRedKM: i've missed a set like 7 times
nutboatflush: that happend to earlier
BigRedKM: so i was statistically guaranteed to hit
chingy213: u were the fav
chingy213: lol
chingy213: nh
nutboatflush: yeah right
BigRedKM: its called math buddy
BigRedKM: try going to college
chingy213: I had pocket aces
BigRedKM: you might learn something
BigRedKM: and i knew i was going to hit set
chingy213: against pocket kings
BigRedKM: by statsitcs
chingy213: why is tghat
BigRedKM: i missed my first 7 pocket pairs
chingy213: cuz 1 out of 7.8
BigRedKM: and u hit a set about 1 in 8
BigRedKM: so i knew i'd hit
chingy213: I know that
BigRedKM: sry it had to happen to you
chingy213: still though
BigRedKM: but i was ahead
canuhandle: stfu
canuhandle: u got lucky, fish
chingy213: ty
BigRedKM: hey nice stack
BigRedKM: mine is bigger
BigRedKM: its what happens when u put ur money in when ur ahead
Seymour Flops: figures, Red Sox fan...
chingy213: lol
BigRedKM: hows that divisional second place
BigRedKM: must be fun
BigRedKM: but anyway chingy
BigRedKM: i was guaranteed to hit
BigRedKM: so u didn't know i was ahead
BigRedKM: but i was
canuhandle: why are you talkin so much, loser? you sucked out big time one hand and now you think youre a WSOP
canuhandle: champ
BigRedKM: did i say i was wsop?
Seymour Flops: also, that is not how stats work
canuhandle: why you talkin so much, *?
chingy213: I would take aces over kings all the time with your statistics
BigRedKM: i wouldn't pay that much money to play in a tournament when poker is rigged
BigRedKM: u think those dealers don't already know who is going to win?
BigRedKM: i stay online
BigRedKM: where poker is legit
burgian: hahahahhaaha
Seymour Flops: please elaborate...
BigRedKM: its like wrestling
BigRedKM: staged
BigRedKM: i stick to online play
Seymour Flops: that has got to be the dumbest * i have ever heard
goodenbed: hahahahahahahah
goodenbed: ah
goodenbed: ah
goodenbed: ah
BigRedKM: where they have electron random number generators
BigRedKM: do you think a person is an electorn random number generator?
BigRedKM: no
BigRedKM: its impossible
BigRedKM: so by my proof, live poker is rigged at wsop
B Diddy: electron ??? wtf we are talking chemistry now
burgian: i raise 5 atoms
BigRedKM: u guys are too dumb
BigRedKM: can't even understand statistics
B Diddy: lol
BigRedKM: and why my kings won
B Diddy: see your 5 and raise you a neutron
nutboatflush: big red you are the dumbest at the table
BigRedKM: not gonna bother to explain random number generators
burgian: i dont have enough quarks left
nutboatflush: you have no clue what odds of hitting a hand mean
nutboatflush: that is clear to me
goodenbed: well i am all in with a proton
burgian: geez im drunk
BigRedKM: i know exactly what odds asre
BigRedKM: u hit a set 1 in 8 times
B Diddy: lol
goodenbed: what were your odds vs aa
goodenbed: then
goodenbed: tell us
BigRedKM: i missed 7 times
B Diddy: protons trump it all ..take it
BigRedKM: so i was going to hit my set
Seymour Flops: not every 1 in 8 times you bozo
nutboatflush: no *
BigRedKM: uh yeah
BigRedKM: it's called statistics
BigRedKM: go take a course at a uni
goodenbed: ok
BigRedKM: then come talk to me
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Old 07-27-2006, 04:29 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 07-27-2006, 04:42 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 07-27-2006, 04:46 AM     Post subject: Re: Ever get bored at the table? #4 (permalink)  
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BigRedKM: do you think a person is an electorn random number generator?
BigRedKM: no
BigRedKM: its impossible
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Old 07-27-2006, 04:58 AM #5 (permalink)  
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haha....pretty good. nh.
AWOL.
 
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Old 07-27-2006, 05:10 AM #6 (permalink)  
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funny shit my man, funny ass shit indeed


 
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Old 07-27-2006, 05:55 AM     Post subject: Re: Ever get bored at the table? #8 (permalink)  
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B Diddy: see your 5 and raise you a neutron

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Old 07-27-2006, 06:09 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 07-27-2006, 06:28 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 07-27-2006, 07:02 AM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 07-27-2006, 11:57 AM #13 (permalink)  
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 F'N EH BIGRED! That is hilarious. What stakes do these idiots play at to not get humour. Your going to end up in the "that guy" thread on another forum.
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Old 07-27-2006, 12:58 PM #15 (permalink)  
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you flop a set 1 in 8 times. You make one by the river more frequently.

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you flop a set 1 in 8 times. You make one by the river more frequently.
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Old 07-27-2006, 02:12 PM     Post subject: Re: Ever get bored at the table? #18 (permalink)  
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Old 07-27-2006, 02:35 PM #19 (permalink)  
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I recognize a lot of those names. Bodog 100NL? Those guys really are a bunch of dumb fucking clowns.
 
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Old 07-27-2006, 02:37 PM #20 (permalink)  
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yo hair so nappy, u culd fit in wit chingy!

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Old 07-27-2006, 03:11 PM #21 (permalink)  
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Old 07-27-2006, 03:25 PM #22 (permalink)  
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i wish i was at that table - the fools i play with aren't that funny - and cleverness goes right out the window - Thats some damn funny shit Red - And chingy was pretty cool about it - Why is it all the other people at the table talking the crap? They weren't even in the hand - lol
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 I was wondering the same. Probably read a poker book and now feel like they have to rant at the noobs.
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 fucking hate when they read poker books
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